Charles Zomboni here. The author apologizes for not updating in ages. However, he states that the previous chapter was supposed to be the finale, but he thinks the story is incomplete. So here is another rushed chapter that is there to please the reviewers who never shut up about pairings...HEY!
Please note Charles Zomboni's opinions do not represent those of the author.
Two weeks after the last reunion.
A large group walked into Black Wing's Amazing Outer-Space Theme Park. The group was composed of eleven people: Aran, Evan, Mercedes, Phantom, Luminous, Mihile, Oz, Hawkeye, Irena, Eckhart and Vladimir. Suddenly, the PA announcement went off.
"Welcome to this amazing theme park. No foiling of evil plots, schemes or plans is allowed. Foiling is strictly prohibited."
Hawkeye laughed. "Well look what's going on here."
"Evil plots again!" said Mihile preparing his sword. "Let's split up. Aran, Evan and Phantom, take the Kiddie Zone. Luminous and Mercedes can take the Ferris Wheel. Hawkeye and Eckhart, go and take the Asteroid Area. Vladimir and Irena can check out the haunted house. Oz and I will go to the aquarium."
"Seems like a good idea." said Aran. "Except HE is with Mercedes while I'm stuck with a little kid and a dirty douche."
By the time he said that, everybody was running towards their respective areas. Mir grabbed Aran and dragged him towards the kiddie zone.
Asteroid Area...
Hawkeye and Eckhart stealthily jumped from asteroid to asteroid, trying not to fall into the empty vacuum of space. Suddenly, a rollercoaster appeared. With nowhere else to jump, the two landed in the rollercoaster. The PA began blaring as the two barely avoided being smashed by a floating space rock.
"May the owner of a red Cygnus hovercraft with license plate R523U0 please come to your car. It is about to be smashed by an asteroid. Oh, wait...never mind."
"Oz is going to be pissed." said Hawkeye as he saw the ruined car pushed away from the parking lot by a huge rock.
Aquarium...
"Shit."yelled Oz as she heard the PA announcement. She then punched the glass tube she was in.
"Please do not break the glass, as it is the only thing between you and 10 billion gallons of wet, freezing death."
"Double shit."
Haunted House...
A fake ghost popped out the wall. Vladimir's instincts told him to attack. And he did. Magical fingers appeared and smashed everything that moved, except Irena. Smoke covered the area. The PA announcer went off.
"Remember, the most important thing at our amusement park is your safety."
Just then a chandelier crushed Irena in the floorboard.
"Nope..." she said.
Ferris Wheel...
"Oh, Luminous. That's good."
The rest is censored for your benefit.
"Please do not leave your waste in the ride. Our men work hard you know!"
Kiddie Zone...
"Evan, get off the dodgems."
"Evan, get off the claw game."
"Evan, get out of the ball pit."
"Evan, get out of the candy store."
"Evan, get away from the bad guys. Or kill them."
"Please do not taunt Black Wing's robots. They are very sensitive and take a long time to recover from your harsh treatment."
"Is anyone getting tired of that announcer?" asked Phantom.
"Yes!" said Aran and Evan in unison. The three destroyed all the loudspeakers in the vicinity.
The entire group was back in the main plaza.
"Please do not pull the tape connecting parts of the place. It may look and feel like duct tape but it is...uh...space tape! Highly advanced stuff that is."
By then, everybody was ignoring the PA.
"Did anybody find anything?" asked Vladimir. Mixtures of 'sort of', 'kinda' and 'no' were heard.
"Why did we go around looking for stuff when we could simply pull the duct tape joining the park and the elevator connecting it to the planet." asked Eckhart.
"SPACE TAPE!"
"Whatever." he said, summoning Avenger, his giant ninja star, and launched it at the duct tape. The eleven people made a mad dash and jumped off the park and onto the space elevator. Suddenly, the space elevator began to topple and the 100 mile tall tower fell over on one side, wrapping itself around the planet twice.
"Then everybody died. The end."
"Oh shut up!" yelled Luminous as he smashed a loudspeaker to pieces.
"Where am I?" muttered Evan. He woke up. He was in a dome with a sand floor. Outside was water. Lots of water.
"Ok, everybody calm down. Nobody died." said Phantom, walking around.
Evan got up and looked around.
"Where are Mercedes, Aran, Luminous, Oz, Irena, Hawkeye, Mihile, Vladimir and Eckhart?"
"Except them."
"What!"
"Nah, just messing with ya. They're being brought in by the natives of Aqua Road."
"Yay! By the way, what happened to the amusement park?"
The Black Mage stared out of the window
"No, go back! Bad sun! Don't crash into us! No! Noooooo!"
Well, I just wanted to write one more chapter to wrap the story up since I left on a bad note. The story is officially over. Vote for what you want next on my profile!