Second universe tales: Universalia Fight Club
Enjoying the sea (or at least try)
The injuries that Ichika got from the dragon were not that severe, and he was soon able to go back to the beach in less than an hour. As he reached the beach, he noticed Raptor walking casually like he owned the place. «{Just look at him. He thinks he own the universe.}» he thought to himself.
Once again, he was staring at him with soulless eyes, and his fists clenched. A girl, however, started to tap his shoulder. «Ahem…..Ichika?» she asked, trembling a bit. Ichika turned to see Cecilia, in a blue bikini. The look in her face showed some sort of fear, which Ichika did not understand.
«Cecilia? Is there something the matter?» he asked innocently. Cecilia regained her composure rather quickly. «Well first, what in the bloody hell was THAT!» she exclaimed. Ichika was confused by the question. «What are you talking about?» he asked bluntly.
«You had some sort of bloody dark aura all over you, you wanker! You looked as scary as your sister!» she continued. Ichika sighed hard at her, realizing what she was talking about. «Sorry, it's just…..Raptor.» he responded, glaring at the elite. Cecilia raised an eyebrow. «The dino-Tico is bothering you?» she asked.
Ichika nodded at her. «Huh. Weird. I always pictured you as the guy who went along with everybody.» she then said. Ichika sighed once more. «Well, there's a first for everything. By the way, is there something else that I should now?» he asked. The British girl gasped as she realized there was a second point she wanted to say.
«Oh, right! Remember the promise you made in the bus?» she asked. She then proceeded to plant a large umbrella and a towel in the sand. She then picked some suntan oil. «If you please, lad.» she then said, smiling. Ichika was a bit embarrassed as he realized what he had to do.
«Oh…Right!» he exclaimed, red as a tomato. He started to spread the oil in his hands, and started to massage the girl, before she yelped in surprise. «Oi! Ichika! Please warm it with your hands, I don't intend to bloody freeze!» she exclaimed. Ichika was a bit embarrassed. «I…I'm sorry. I've never done something like this before.».
Cecilia smiled in amusement. «So…it's your first time, lad?» she asked. But before the situation could develop in her favor, a certain elite arrived. «Sorry to interrupt, but could you please stop making it look like a porno?» Raptor said, cockily smiling at the scene.
Cecilia glared at the elite. «What do you want?» she asked coldly. Raptor continued to smile at the question. «How about I make this…a bit more romantic.». Cecilia remained silent, curious to see what the elite had in mind for….romantic. «Really?» she then asked, smiling, «I thought that the most romantic thing a Raptor could do was dropping a piece of meat to his partner.».
«And what's wrong with that?» he asked, as he picked a small radio. He pushed the play button, and the song "That's amore" started to play. Only problem was… the "song" was nothing more but a mash up of Mussolini's speeches to match the song. The duo covered their ears in complete embarrassment, considering he was making fun of them.
«Turnitoffturnitoffturnitoff TURN IT OFF! OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BEING A DICK FOR FIVE MINUTES!?» Ichika finally exploded, catching Cecilia by surprise. Several girls who got to know the guy never saw him like this. «Sorry, that's my job really. I've qualified for that, you know?» Raptor responded, showing a piece of paper to the boy.
«Qualified in Asshole academy.» the elite proclaimed. «What? With a Master Degree from Fuckoffstan?» Ichika replied, this time more calm. The group then heard a small chuckle from behind. «More likely he got it from the Comune di Fanculo.(Fanculo=fuck off)». Vanessa arrived , giving a small pat on the head of Ichika.
Ichika simply sighed. «How can you deal with this guy?» he asked the woman. Jaggiskipper was the one who responded. «Ye'll get used to it fella.».
«Of course…» Ichika responded. But Cecilia was not going to waste this opportunity to stay with Ichika. «Aheam… Excuse me?» she said, with an annoyed tone. Ichika soon realized what she wanted. «Oh, right. Sorry!». The trio walked off the scene, with Vanessa smirking at the elite.
«You have a peculiar like for that boy.» she said. Raptor simply shrugged his shoulders. «That fucked could beat the shit of all of his "friends" if he wanted, but because of Jap lady Hitler, he's just a scared cat.» was Raptor response. He then sighed. «In a way, I'm glad that he screamed at me like that. Boy got to grow some cojones. (balls.)».
Vanessa turned serious rather quickly. «And you should get yourself a conscience, Raptor.». The elite smirked at her once more. «Conscience is overrated. It will get you killed.». His answer was rather hypocrite, considering he was on the side of Ichika, and Vanessa knew.
«Then what about Ichika?» she asked, with a serious tone. «Again, he's tough, and as such has my respect. I intend to teach him how to REACT instead of passively SUPPORT.» was Raptor response, this time more serious. Vanessa at this point gave up any other questions.
To be fair, she was glad that she could wear her swimming suit. Japan's climate is far more humid that the one of Italy, especially the Northern sections, where she was from. As such, she was having an hard time supporting the heat. «This fucking heat….» she started to rant.
Raptor laughed at the girl. «Believe me, grease ball, you would not last a day in Nublar.». The girl knew that Raptor was from Isla Nublar, and she was a bit curious about the land. «So, you are from Nublar? How's the place?» she asked. Raptor stopped smiling, as he remembered home.
«It's a nice place. A lot of tropical forests, the sea is far better than this bullshit anyway. But most importantly, it's home.» he responded, with a certain degree of nostalgia. Raptors were capable of having feelings, although far less than Kartuns. As such, they could feel nostalgia just like us.
Vanessa had never seen his boss like this. Sure, she worked with him for not that long, but still. «Fella has moved from Nublar since he was as tall as me. Never have been there since.» Jaggiskipper then said. Vanessa put her hand in her mouth, a bit sad from what she heard.
In a way, she knew how nostalgia felt like. But having to go away from home since being a child, never seeing your family for so long. No wonder he turned the way he was. «I see….» was all she was able to say. The Elite then turned to see her in the eyes. «Cut it, Vanessa. Mum and dad died long before I got to know them.».
«Oh...» was all she said. For the elite, it was enough. However, the sound of a punch interrupted their talking. «Holy-» was all Raptor said, before turning to see Cecilia, having partially deployed her IS, and Ichika on the ground in pain. Vanessa was quick to intervene. «What just happened here!?» she exclaimed with a serious tone.
Cecilia looked at the Italian in embarrassment. «Not your bloody business!» she exclaimed, as she adjusted her bra. But Vanessa was not going to have any of that. «You cannot just hit somebody with the deadliest weapon of the planet. Are you out of your mind!?».
Cecilia was not in the mood at the moment. «Piss off before I El-Alamein your bloody arse!» was the British answer, as she got on her feet. Vanessa was shocked at the threat. Then, however, she regained her composure, and turned to her insane state.
«Oh, it's on, tesoro (darling).» she said, with a long, creepy smile. Cecilia responded with a similar smile. «So much for me being overprotective.» a voice could be heard. The battle mood was quickly over, as the two girls turned to see Raptor, smiling and clapping.
In response, they both raised the middle finger at the elite. But Vanessa was smiling a bit. At the very least he had returned to an happier tone.
Lingyin and Ichika were peacefully swimming in the ocean, with Vanessa and Raptor enjoying the sun. While Raptors are hot blooded creatures, they often sun bathed as a way to receive more energy. With this ability, they were able to regain energy far faster than Kartuns, and could afford to not eat for a while.
The duo was enjoying the sun, with a combination of a gentle breeze, before Vanessa opened her eyes, to see a mummified like figure, with some sort of eye patch. «OH DIO-(OH GOD-)» was all she was able to say, as she jumped on top of Raptor who, in response, threw her off with its jaws.
He then turned to see the mummified figure alongside Charlotte. «Baguette girl….what the fuck is that?» he asked, a bit disturbed. Charlotte chuckled a bit at the question. «Just somebody looking for Ichika, mon ami(my friend).» was her response.
She then turned to the mummy. «Come on Petit Prussien (little Prussian). Show yourself.» she then said. Then, outside of the mummy like figure came out Laura, in a black swimming suit, relatively embarrassed. «Do you think Ichika will like it?» the German asked the Elite.
He was starting to get fed up with the whole situation. It was obvious it was a vicious cycle. Ichika, with his I.Q comparable of the one of Luigi Cadorna, and the girls having the pride of WW2 Japan, Churchill, the French soldiers in Verdun and the Chinese in Shangaii combined, this would end up in nothing but more denseness and beating for the boy.
He sighed hard at the duo. «All right girls. You want to bang the Jap?» he asked. The two girls were on the verge of screaming from the embarrassment before Raptor pointed a gun at them. «Scream, and all the people in the beach die.» he then coldly said. The girls chose to remain silent.
«Now that I got your attention,» he continued, «I'll tell you this. That fucker is ridiculously dense. But I think you know already know that.». The girls nodded at the observation of the elite. «So what you need to do is to tell him directly that you love him and that you want to bang him.».
Laura objected a bit at what he said. «Wait. Why are you giving us both this information?». Raptor sighed. «Because I know it's going to be like a childbirth for you to tell those three fucking words. I. Love. You. You and your fucking pride.». The girls continued to glare at the elite, before being interrupted by something.
«Hey Laura! Nice swimming suit!» Ichika exclaimed, as he reached the trio. Laura turned immediately to see him. «Y-you like it?» she asked, trembling heavily. Ichika nodded at the question. «Yep. You look very cute in it.». Laura face lit up in happiness. «It's the first time somebody said this to me.».
She remained still in ecstasies for a while. «And I thought that winter was the weakness of the German war machine.» Raptor snorted irritated.
«Hey Ichika!» another voice came. It came from a trio of girls. «Let's play volleyball! You promised earlier!». Ichika smirked at the challenge. «All right! I'm coming!» he exclaimed, as he ran toward the girls, with Charlotte and Laura following suite. «Oh boy.» Raptor then said, as he chase the boy.
Vanessa got up the ground, confused. «Cazzo è successo? (The fuck just happened?)». She then saw Ichika, Charlotte, Laura, Raptor and other three girls running toward a volleyball camp. She decided to follow them. «Wait for me!».
Ichika was the one who got the ball first. «Perfect. Three on three.» he then said. He noticed that he even got an "audience", composed by Raptor and Vanessa. «Kick their whore asses Jap! Pearl Harbor their vaginas!» Raptor exclaimed. Ichika ignored the screaming elite.
Ichika threw the ball against the other team, which was caught by a girl with two long ponytails. Charlotte managed to catch the ball. For several times, the ball was passed between the two teams. What Raptor however noticed was how Laura was just in the background, red like a tomato.
This continued until she was hit in the face by the ball. «LAURA!» Ichika exclaimed, greatly worried. But as he ran to see how she was going, Raptor arrived first, forcing her to get up. «GET UP YOU FUCKING KRAUT!» he exclaimed, snapping her out of whatever she was in.
«He called you cute. But now it's not the time to think about love, private. MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your ovaries off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Kraut, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!». Laura was used to be in the military, so many of these words did not hurt her.
She finally snapped out of her trance, and returned her usual serious face. «HERR JA HERR !( SIR, YES SIR!)» she exclaimed, as she returned to the field. «All right Ichika. I'm ready.» she said, with a semi military tone. Ichika was shocked to see her like this again, but simply raised his thumb up.
«All right. Let's do this.». And with that, the match begun once more. Vanessa looked at Raptor shocked. «How did you-» she was interrupted by the elite. «I've been in the military, m'lady. You pick up a trick or two.». The match continued with Ichika's team dominating their opponents.
In particular, Laura was on fire. From the girl in a trance a couple minutes before, now she was like a warrior or something. It seemed like Raptor little speech did the job just fine. Up to now, Ichika was ahead of their opponents, being 3-1. Raptor started to sigh a bit.
«Ok this is starting to become boring.» he commented. He then noticed someone approaching them. It was the same woman who called the rest of the students before. «Beach volleyball? This looks like fun.» she said. The elite glared at her. «For five minutes. Then it becomes boring. Also, who are you?».
The woman bowed in a typical Japanese fashion. «Maya Yamada, Assistant Homeroom Teacher of Chifuyu Orimura. You must be Raptor, Jaggiskipper and Vanessa Peduto, right?». The trio nodded. «I would like to join.» she then said. Raptor raised an eyebrow. «Are you blind? This is a 3 vs 3 scenario.».
«Then mind if I join?» a voice came from behind. Ichika was shocked to see who it, or actually she, was. It was his sister, in a black bikini that showed several of her….characteristics. «Orimura-sensei! You look like a model!» a girl said in awe. She then walked toward the team opposing Ichika.
«Maya, mind if you join?» she asked. The Homeroom teacher nodded in agreement. «Yes, Orimura-sensei!». Vanessa got up shortly after. «Wait a minute. Isn't it slightly unfair?» she asked with a teasing tone. Chifuyu, to the surprise of many, simply chuckled at the question.
«Then why don't you join alongside one of your Raptor friends?» she replied, smiling. Vanessa then started to walk toward Ichika's team. «Affare fatto. (Deal.)» she responded, smirking too. But soon both teams noticed that none of the Raptors intended to join.
«Aren't you joining?» Ichika asked. Raptor snorted at the question. «Fuck off, I'll join when I want.» was his response. Chifuyu smiled cockily at the elite. «What's the matter, Yankee? Afraid of a little Jap?». Raptor remained silent for a while, before getting up. Jaggiskipper simply face palmed.
«You are gonna regret that Truman did not consider dropping a couple more nukes in Japan.» he then said, with a smile. Maya was the first to serve. But as the ball reached the other side of the net, Raptor lunged forward and jumped, hitting the ball with incredible strength with its tail.
The ball almost hit Chifuyu, who managed to throw it back for a miracle. It was obvious he throw the ball against her. The elite caught the ball once more, and pointed it against the woman once more. Soon, the match between the two squads turned into a fight between Chifuyu and Raptor.
And to be honest, for the most part it was an equal fight. Raptor hollow bones made them far faster and agile compared to their Kartun counterparts, but Chifuyu had trained since an early age, and was an excellent fighter. After a while, the team mates turned into spectators.
Vanessa simply sat on the ground with an irritated look on her face. «Let me know when you have finished.». Raptor smirked at her complain. «Bitch I'm just getting started.» he responded. But after a while, the entire group noticed a large portion of sand being lifted off the ground.
It was Lingyin and Cecilia running toward the volleyball camp to their beloved Ichika. Raptor sighed at the scene. «Well, end of the fun. For you.» he said, with a creepy look at the "For you" part. He picked up his pistol, a Glock 17, and picked up a bullet. It was golden in coloration, with a small Raptor claw sign in it.
He pointed slightly on the left of Cecilia, and opened fire. The bullet passed a few centimeters away from Cecilia, leaving her a little scratch. But the bullet wasn't done. As it hit the building behind the two girls, it bounced back, hitting a metal pole and almost hitting Lingyin in the head, causing a few hairs to be cut.
The bullet then hit a rock, and brushed the pants of Cecilia in the vaginal area. It then bounced against another metal pole and hit the back of Cecilia's bra, causing it to fall off, leaving her bra-less. After a while, Raptor shot again, causing the bullet to also hit the back of Lingyin bra, causing it also to fall down.
After a while, Raptor sprinted forward, and grabbed the bullet in mid air. He smirked at the sight. «That one never gets old.» he commented, as he put the bullet back where he caught. All the girls who were at the scene were shocked at what just happened. Ichika then boiled with anger, and tried to storm off to get the Elite, only to get stopped by Jaggiskipper.
«Don't worry, nobody got hurt fella.» he then said. But Ichika was not having any of that. «They could!» he exclaimed, clearly angry. Jaggiskipper smirked in response. «He calculated everything. If he wanted them dead, they would be.». As Vanessa placed her hand on the shoulder of the boy, he calmed down.
«That was a Bal-35 bullet. They are designed to bounce on all surfaces, while also penetrating the opponent. Currently, the one Raptor has, it's the only one of its kind.» Jaggiskipper then said, with a serious tone. The group was a bit shocked at the revelation. «And they just gave it to that hothead?» Chifuyu asked.
Jaggiskipper glared at the woman. «That "hothead" is the best god damn shooter in the universe. He was assigned for the job for a reason.». She opened her mouth to speak, but remained silent. He had a point, really. While he was an unbearable asshole, he was really good in fighting.
He downed her down like nothing, and she also read reports about his accuracy. She still snorted at the general. «Still, he tries something like that again, and he's dead.» she said angrily. Jaggiskipper smirked at the threat. «Killed by you?» he commented. The woman simply stormed off.
«{Way to kill the mood.}» Vanessa thought to herself.
It was about sunset. Houki, with her white swimming suit, was staring at the sea, before being interrupted by our favorite teacher. «[So this is where you were.]» she said, with a friendly tone. Houki turned to see her, afraid. However, she noticed that she was smiling.
«[Orimura-sensei?]» she asked, gaining a little chuckle from the woman. «[You can call me Chifuyu. No one is here.]» she responded, smiling. She then looked at the girl. «[Something the matter kiddo? Is it about Tabane?]» she asked, a bit worry. Houki hasn't seen like this in ages, but after a while, she sighed.
«[I called her the other day.» she said, with an emotion-less tone. Chifuyu put her hand in her shoulder. «Tomorrow is the 7th. She might come.». Houki didn't seem thrilled. Chifuyu sighed heavily at the teen. «[You still haven't make peace, huh?]» she asked. Houki nodded at her question.
However, she smiled a bit. «[However, now that I think about it….maybe we will tomorrow.]». Chifuyu knew what she was talking about. Up to this point, Houki did not have her personal IS unit, and had to use the one that the IS academy handed over to new students.
However, it would seem like tomorrow it would be a different story.
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