Welcome, to Soul Eater truth or dare! With Maka, Soul, Kid, black star, tsuabki, patty&liz, Crona, and the wonderful joker. alright, let's get started!

Joker: do you all welcome the readers every time? What a bore! No welcomes today, we'll just get to the dares. I shall read them as I haven't been here. 'Have Patty and Stein torture Blackstar with any tools and techniques they want
(btw i might be a little sadistic)
Someone: (Not Black star) lay out tsubaki's unconscious body and sleeping
beauty kiss her!
Black star:Go outside, find a random person, stroke them and say "I'm sorry to
hear about your HIV"
Kid: go to Ouran academy, fumizuki academy, and Youkai academy, and bring back
one person from each school (Sugar, just look up the schools and pick random
characters)
Patty: Make a tinfoil sword, get on your giraffe's back (He won't mind) and
shout "FOR NARNIA!"'

Joker: oh my, these people are out of their bloody minds! Ehehehehe how wonderful!

Patty: stein says he's on his way and he's bringing his tools!

Blackstar: Tsuabki don't let them torture me!

Joker: don't you want to surpass the gods, little boy? You must endure slight pain before hand If you expect to do such a thing.

Blackstar: you're right... I will surpass god!

Stein: that's nice, now lets go in the other room for a second so Patty and I can 'talk' to you.

Blackstar: yes! This is what I have to do.

Maka: joker, how did you just do that? You so easily convinced Blackstar to go get tortured. How?

Joker: it's a talent of mine M'dear. A blessing and a curse.

Tsuabki: wait, when did I become un conscience? I was never.

Joker: well to be Perfectly fair my dear, you often said that a dare was a dare and you must do it. So wouldn't it be your pure obligation to bring yourself to consider bringing an un conscience mind on your own?

Tsuabki: I guess your right, but I couldn't do it to myself. Maka could you help please?

Maka: *MAKA-CHOP!*

Maka: that really is a horrible talent to have.. Soul could you do the dare?

Soul: sure. -does the sleeping beauty kiss-

-Blackstar comes back-

Liz: why are both your arms red?

Patty: stein said it'd look better.

Stein: I may have gotten carried away.

Blackstar: that was scary!

Joker: yes, now go apologize to a nice girl outside about her HIV.

-outside-

Blackstar: -walks up to a random girl and strokes her arm- I'm sorry to hear about your HIV.

Girl: What the hell! How did you know?!

Blackstar: your mother told me.

Girl: mommy!

-Blackstar runs back inside-

Blackstar: that was fun!

Kid: Mm now I must go to these highschools. -leaves-

Patty: Yay! I already have a tinfoil sword, so time to ride my giraffe! -gets on giraffe- For Narnia!

Joker: what a strange child. I didn't even have to persuade her...

Patty: Yaaaay! Me and my giraffe will win this war! Yaaaaaaaaay!

Kid: I'm back, and I brought along Kyoya here from Ouran HighSchool, Hideyoshi from Fumizuki academy, and Moka from Yokai academy.

Joker: nice choices, any reason towards them?

Kid: yes. Kyoya is very respectable, and was most willing to come. Hideyoshi has a little issue with gender, as he is mistaken for a girl often, like Crona has problems with gender. Moka, there is no reason.

Maka: Nice.

Joker: quite. Now, sugar called recently and she will be coming back for the next round of dares. She's like to assure the readers that if a dare was sent in and hasn't been done yet, then it will be done soon and just hasn't been around yet. Thank you all, and see you next chapter.

my dear Sugar would like to tell her readers, that though some dares haven't Been done then they will be done in the coming chapters. Her and I both promise all of your dares and truths will be done. Much regards, +Queen S's Joker+