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J is for Jaws
Pairing: Kisame/Sakura
Rated: K
Words: 186
You know how almost anything can be compared to a person. Naruto had been called a fox/idiot, Sasuke a snake/traitor, and Kakashi a pervert/hero. Sakura for one hated being noticed or given a nickname after a damn tree! It would have been flattering to be called after a beautiful tree. But the way men said and then looked at her hair infuriated her.
Therefore, when she had met Hoshigake Kisame, her first thought was Jaws stunt double. Kisame had this weird obsession with naming everyone he met. It was of course funny, but at the same time annoying. As time went, Sakura decided she'd give him a more fitting nickname. The list went on for names she could associate with Kisame, but they all seemed dumb and immature.
But the face Kisame made when she did give him his nickname was priceless. He really did look like a fish out of water. Sakura's nickname for Kisame was….Kisame. Yeah not so original, but it was his name. After that Kisame stopped calling her pinky, cherry blossom, kitty-kat, etc. He called her Sakura, and that was good enough.
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Fin
A/N: Did you see the shark jokes I made. HE HE, I'm funny. Here are some names I've made up for Kisame; big blue, sharky, JAWS, fish man, fishy, bluey, etc. So if you have any new ones you can add REVIEW or PM (personal message) me!