Author's Note: Yea... I would have had this done sooner but I for some reason do not feel comfortable doing it on my iMac... what is wrong with me? Well im doing this on my mac, and if i mess up... well that's probably because there might be some shit in the s keyboard that I haven't cleaned in a long, long, LONG time. :D.

Hinata looked deep into her love's eye as he said his short three word sentence which was an entirely moving poem to her ears. She felt pure total bliss at the moment he said it, not wanting to move to go anywhere, not wanting to leave his side, and not wanting to feel anything but his warm love.

Still after a long 3 minute pause from his words, they hadn't broken eye contact once, not even to blink... come to think of it, the didn't blink at all. Naruto was just there frozen giving her a look of love and devotion and he thought that she was there thinking of something to do. And yet still it was quiet. Neither one had even breathed and Naruto was turning a little blue in the face.

Finally Naruto gasped for breathe and looked at Hinata. "Your speechless right?... Way to step up there Hinata, no really way to go." He was speaking with obvious sarcasm in his voice at the end of his sentence and still Hinata didn't move. Not even the hand that was still in his pants move, and since it had nearly been 3 hours since the hand got there Naruto didn't even notice it was there.

"Mmmmm, huhhhh mmmmmm." Quietly a snoring sound came from Hinata ((sorry the best i could do))

"Uh... Hinata are you all right..." Naruto asked in a puzzled tone.

"You your idiot... do I need to pump your stupid human brain with more chakra than your entire village has in order for you to put it together? She fainted... a rather scary girl this one is. She's cute but, she can faint when you say "I love you" and still keep her eyes open. Reminds me of my little Kitsune. I loved her. She would always find the right way to make me feel special. Even in my own time of darkness, she would be there to lighten my day. You know this... uh... Hinata resembles her in a way. Cute like her, shy, lovable, and only one way to know if she is exactly like her. You know how?" The Kyuubi said to a not-very-interested-in-the-shit-you're-saying Naruto.

'Im sorry what was that?' Naruto thought to himself... er Kyuubi.

"Idiot." The Kyuubi grumbled.

"Hey, you live in me. I can just as easily make sure you don't live at all." Naruto said in a Pimp-ish way.

Kyuubi finally catching onto Naruto's drift began to speak in his own pimp tone. 'Bitch please, don't make me smack the fires out of you, you know I'll do it, especially since i need to keep my pimp hand strong.'

"But I thought you said you loved me." A tear almost swelling up in Naruto's eye as he said this out loud, actually snapping Hinata out of her trance.

'Yea I could have said that, and well I say a lot of things. I also said I was horny. And well you got me what i needed so really it doesn't matter anymore." Kyuubi said laughing as they went over a scene they saw in a movie not too long ago.

"Well you tricked me then." Naruto once again said out loud and by this point Hinata was a little confused of whether or not Naruto was just "sane enough" to not be considered schizophrenic.

"Um Naruto?" Hinata said getting up a bit and actually dragging her hand in his pants and froze when she noticed it was still in there. 'What is wrong with me. I just got him to look at my boobs, and want to do all these things to me. Why cant I make myself make him do anything else?' Hinata thought to herself

'Hey Naruto.' The Kyuubi said to Naruto in an almost hysterical tone.

'What?' Naruto still oblivious that Hinata had woken up.

'Your flies unzipped.' Kyuubi said in all truthfulness. In fact. He was a fox that hadn't gotten a piece of ass in over 13 years. Needless to say, he was still horny and he wanted to just experience sex just one more time, and he knew Naruto could get some tonight, as long as Hinata didn't just grow a prude tree ((get it... you know... Prude... Prune... you guys don't know how to get a joke... GOSH)).

'Well thank you!' Naruto said in an almost Gai-ish tone, in fact that just scared the crap out of him and the Kyuubi.

He finally looked down to see that a miss Hinata Hyuuga was still under him, and still sorta sexed up from their last... "make out session". And once again with closer examination of his crotch. He noticed one thing in particular of three things. Her hand was in his pants as he had a pretty big and thoughtful boner. Then he noticed that his fly indeed was unzipped and that she was very close to looking like a tomato in an apple tree. Just red enough to blend in with the environment. ((sorry i hadn't mentioned, couches are red. Carpet is sorta red... mahogany, and the table behind them lets say is dark red to sort of mix with the couch and the carpet floor.))

Naruto finally thinking faster than he ever thought possible decided to say something to her.

"Hey Hinata." He waited for a response and only got a shy look. "You have something on your lip, its sorta big." Now Hinata being a woman who really cares about what she looks like in front of her man had one of her talking spasms.

"Oh my goodness what is it? What is it???" She kept running her lip for a good 30 seconds so Naruto could get a good laugh and finally asked him something. "Is it gone?"

"Actually it got off a while ago, but i think it wants to go back on." Finally Naruto was pulling out grade school pick up lines from the back on his head and grade school teasing as well.

"OH NO. PLEASE Oh my god, don't tell me its a bug!" She started to whimper a little until Naruto put his finger on her lips.

"Here let me take it off." He came in a little closer and started rubbing her lip with his finger. Now of course this is where all the grade school crap was bottled up and prepared for the right moment to pop out, so he had his high school romance stuff on. Still he came in a little closer. ((Awe screw it. I might as well start using Hinata-chan and maybe a Naruto-kun... reviews on your opinion of weather or not i should use either would be appreciated.))

"Hinata-chan, I'm going to need to get in really close to see it so try sticking out your lip a little because now I think there is a mark on your lip, it sorta went away but now it came back."

Hinata did as Naruto told, still not expecting what was about to happen.

Naruto took Hinata into a long kiss, licking her lips for entry. Once he was in he explored her mouth some more because didn't have enough time before. He had somehow found a way that as her tongue entered him to actually bite her lip and refrain from hurting himself or her tongue. He bit in long enough to receive a little masochist like moan from Hinata and leave a nice little cut on her lip for later.

'Heheheheh. I'm awesome.' Naruto thought to himself

'Hehehehee' Kyuubi mocked Naruto's little laugh still joking with him. 'You are too cocky. And you don't give me enough credit you little ...' Kyuubi paused.

'Ha! Ran out of things to say?' Naruto said in a very victorious tone.

'No, you just ran out of breathe though.' Said the fox in a very cunning and clever way.

Naruto pulled away and finally opened that little jar of grade school pickup lines and flirts and all that stuff and let it out in three cute words. "That was me."

She started to blush and pulled her hand up to her mouth, Noticing her hand of choice was still in his pants, she pulled it out with a blush and used the other hand to touch her lip.

'Well kit ((all the other authors make kyuubi call Naruto kit, why not I?)), she is definitely cute, and smart at that. But the thing that I still want to know about her, just to make sure she is something like my Kitsune is if she-' Kyuubi got rudely interrupted by Naruto about to whisper sweet somethings into Hinata's ear. 'Dick.' Kyuubi said in a jealous and agitated voice.

Author's Note: Ok this chapter so did not go the way I planned. And since it didn't... well I'm sorry. There really isn't anything else to say actually. Uh... I will have the next chapter up within these next two months. And if that one doesn't have sex... well then the one after it will... Well I think that your reviews have been good so I might as well add a part to this chapter after the author's note. Shocking I know.

The things that Naruto were whispering in Hinata's ear for some reason wasn't coming into Kyuubi's head. Even though they shared the same body, in a sense, he couldn't hear what Naruto was saying to Hinata. All he knew by that one visual preceptor that he took control over in Naruto's eye was that whatever it was. She was blushing like mad.

"Um. Naruto. Im going to the bathroom to uh... freshen up." She said it more as a question than a statement. And Naruto, who was conveniently having his hands make their ways for Hinata's chest while he was on top of her, reluctantly got off and showed her where it was.

And even though Kyuubi couldn't hear Naruto, he could hear Hinata fine. Oddly enough. ((sorry its 4:30 am and im writing. Some things aren't going clearly in my head.

MEANWHILE. HINATA IN THE BATHROOM!!

'I wonder, should I use that one jutsu Sakura showed me to make my boobs seem a little bigger?' She questioned her nice 40 D (( weird number, i never see 40 D. I see 38, I even see 48 and 46 but never 40 or 42D)) cup boobs. She took off her jacket and smooshed her breasts together, making them stick out more.

Hinata activated her byakuugan and without turning looked behind her to see nothing, looked in the living room and kitchen are, once again to find nothing and finally looked into Naruto's room to find a very turned on Naruto waiting on top of the ed naked with an unusually large leaf covering his penis. When she looked at him again she saw his eyes were a little different and he started waving to the wall to between the bathroom and his room and she could see him mouthing the words. "Come get me." She also kept observing him as he reached into a little black extension drawer on top of his night stand and pulled out a little square thing with a circle inside seemingly bulging out. She deactivated her byakuugan and thought for a minute... Finally she got it through her head what it was that her love, Naruto had pulled out a condom from what seemed to be a "Safe Sex Condom Drawer" according to the label on the side.

'Something tells me this is going to be a great night.'