(A/N): I'm sowwy. Sooo, I've whipped up a new chapter fo yo! *pelvic thrusts*
"I'm..."
"Hey, guys."
Rancis walked up to us, and I mentally groaned. Vanellope gave me an apologetic look before going upe to him and giving him a warm hug. Immediately he gasped. I slowly approached them. "R-Rancis?" Vanellope squeaked. Rancis had crumpled to the floor. Vanellope and I exchanged looks.
"Mommy problems?" We turned to a sneering Swizzle. I rolled my eyes, and commanded for Rancis to take his shirt off. He looked down and slowly removed it.
Vanellope gave a tiny squeak. I heard a chuckle behind me, Swizzle's voice. I immediately scowled. "How in the hell is this funny?!" I snapped before turning back to Rancis- slowly taking in his ribcage. Visible through the skin. "Rancis..."
"Shut up, I deserve it."
Rancis was scowling now. He slipped back on his shirt and ran away.
I turned to Vanellope. "I...I can't believe I didn't notice...how skinny he is, I mean." I gave her a look. "Well, how would you have noticed?" I asked her. She looked down. "That's what I've been meaning to tell you. I'm...
VANELLOPE POV
"I'm..."
I scooted closer to him. "Um, I haven't even told-"
"What's shakin', bacon?" Crumb swiftly stepped over to us. She looked at me and Gloyd. "Oh, are you telling him you're preg-" I covered her mouth. "I was," I growled. She smiled bashfully. "Whoopsie."
Gloyd, on the other hand, was speechless. "You- you mean you- you're- and Rancis- and- but you're- and what about-"
I scowled at Crumb. "Look at this, you broke him!" She giggled. "Next time ya better be a lesboooo..." she pointed out in a singsong voice before skipping away.
I turned back to Gloyd. "But you- and Rancis- and I- but then- and he-" He was a slight bit interrupted when I slapped him across the face.