Heheh, we're baaaaaack! This is Chapter 10 of The Purple Warrior! Luke and Antonio, could you love birds do the disclaimer?

Luke and Antonio: "…" * too busy making out *

Me: "GUYS!"

Luke: "Huh? Oh! ParasiteDarkness doesn't own Pokemon, it belongs to Nintendo and Gamefreak."

Antonio: "He only owns us, his OCs."

Me: "Thank you. You may continue."

Luke and Antonio: * start making out again *

Let's move on to the story…

Normal POV

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

I hit the alarm clock, shutting it off.

"Good job not falling off the bed this time Drake."

"Oh ha-ha."

I pulled myself out of bed and stretched, I then walked over to Luke and poked him in between the eyes.

"Come, honey. Time to get up, we'll miss the cruise ship."

"Mmmph. I was hoping that you'd stop doing that."

"Babe, just because we're in love now doesn't mean I'll stop poking you."

"Whatever, come on let's go shower."

"Huh? HEY! Put me down!"

Luke suddenly jumped out of bed and lifted me over his shoulder.

"We're taking a shower, you smell like ass."

He's right you know.

Shut up, no one asked you.

Luke carried me over to the bathroom then closed and locked the door behind us. Luke set me down on the toilet then turned on the shower.

"Come on, get in."

"Sorry baby, but I don't feel like getting my underwear wet."

"Fine, I'll just rip them off."

Luke then lifted me up again, grabbed the waistband of my underwear, and yanked them off in one fluid motion. He then walked into the shower while still holding me. The water was nice and hot.

"There, isn't that better?" Luke asked as he set me down.

"Mmmm… sure is. Hey, can you hand me the soap?"

Luke handed me a bar of soap and gave me a quick kiss on the cheek. I began lathering up my body with the floral scented suds and handed the soap back to Luke, who began doing the same. I grabbed a bottle of shampoo and began washing my hair. Once we were both nice and clean, we turned off the water, climbed out of the shower, and both grabbed a towel. We quickly dried ourselves off then wrapped our towels around our waists. We walked out of the bathroom and back into the hotel room. I opened my bag, pulled out a fresh set of clothes, and put my dirty clothes inside. I quickly dressed myself with, a pair of black ripped jeans, my grinding shoes, a black shirt with the image of a silver dragon on the front, my gloves, and my trench coat.

"Let's go!"

We all head out to the lobby, ready for a nice stay on a cruise ship.

"Hello, we'd like to check out please." I said as I handed the clerk our key.

"Ok…one night in Room 104… that comes to 74$."

"Ok… I only have cash though…" I said as I handed her the money.

"That's alright. Have a nice day."

"You too."

We walked outside of the hotel and began heading towards the port. When we arrived there, a sailor greeted us.

"Ya got yer ticket?"

"Yeah here it is." I said, handing him the ticket.

"Hmmm… yer one of them rich people aren't ya? Yer in the Neptune Suite, have yerself a nice stay."

"Thank you."

We walked up the ramp and began searching for our suite it was hidden pretty well. Eventually we found it, right as I was put in a chokehold from behind.

"Well, well, well, if it ain't my favorite nephew?"

"Gah! Uncle Vince! Let go!"

Once he released me from the chokehold, I turned around and gave him a hug.

"What're you doing here Uncle Vince?"

"I'm headed to Sinnoh to see an old friend of mine… Professor Rowan."

"Ah, I see. Hey guys, you all remember Vince right?"

"Yep"

"Uh-huh."

"Yes."

"No."

"Oh right, sorry Jolt. Uncle Vince, this is the newest member to my team, Jolt."

"Nice to meet you Jolt."

"Same here."

"Oh, he says, same here."

"Heh, I forgot you could understand Pokemon. Man I'd kill for that gift."

"Hey Uncle Vince, I needed to ask you something."

"What is it?"

I leaned in close and whispered into his ear.

"I was wondering if you could give me a bottle of your 'Vincent Special' Luke is kinda my boyfriend now, I was hoping to make tonight special."

"Sure, but only if you promise not to get too crazy with it, alright?"

"I promise."

"Good, I'll go get it."

Vince ran into the room across from us as I turned to my Pokemon.

"Hey guys go ahead and check out the room, I'll be there in a sec."

"Ok, love. Don't be too long." Said Luke as he gave me a quick kiss.

I turned around and walked over to Vince's suite as he came out.

"Here, don't tell anyone though." He said as he handed me a large purple bottle.

"Thanks, I'll see ya later."

"Bye"

I quickly slipped the bottle inside me trench coat and head inside the room. It was lavishly decorated with pearls embedded in most of the furniture, and a ton of blue. I walked over to a large couch and sat down with Drake, Shade, and Jolt.

"Where's Luke?"

"In the bathroom jacking off."

"Right, jacking off."

I pulled out the bottle and looked at it, "The Vincent Special" my Uncle's finest wine.

Aren't we underage?

Yeah, but it's just a bit of wine. I'm not gonna get us drunk off our asses.

Ok, whatever you say…

"What's that?" asked Drake.

"Just a bit of wine, a little something to make tonight a bit more special."

"Aren't you underage?"

Told you.

Shut up.

"Well, yes but, its just a little bit of wine. It's not like it's hard alcohol or anything."

"Ok, but if you get drunk off your ass I WILL take it away… after I record you doing something stupid."

"Thanks Drake, I'll make sure to not get drunk then."

"Antonio, if you're underage why not just give it to Luke?" asked Jolt.

"Yeah."

"Well guys, because… it's really fucking good wine."

"Ngh… fine whatever."

I set the wine down on a table and took off my coat. I placed it on the arm of the couch then sat back down. Shade jumped up and landed next to me as Jolt climbed on to my lap.

"Gah, what're you guys doing?"

"Do mind giving me a bellyrub?"

"Same here."

"Hmmm… I dunno…"

"PLEEEEAAAASE?"

"Ok, fine."

They both rolled over on to their backs as I reached my hands down. I began rubbing and scratching their bellies, causing their tongues to roll out of their heads. I laughed and began scratching a bit harder.

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh…"

"Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh…"

"You two are hysterical."

I stopped rubbing their stomachs and got up. I walked over to one of the doors and opened it. The room was decorated with red colors all around. One wall has a mural painted on it, a man flying across the sea on a Dragonite that looked so similar to Drake that it was creepy. I walked over to a dresser next to the bed and opened the top drawer. Inside was a small box filled with rose petals. Perfect! I just have to keep Luke out of this room until after our dinner. I picked up a phone on the dresser and looked on a slip of paper next to it.

"Hmmm… which restaurant to pick? Ah, this one looks good…"

I quickly dialed the number and waited for someone to answer.

"Hello, this is The Red Luvdisc, how may I help you?"

"Hello, I'd like to make reservations for 2 tonight at 8."

"Ok, let me take a look… Ok all set, may I have your name?"

"Muniz."

"Oh, a Muniz, we'll be looking forward to seeing you here."

"And I'll be looking forward to dining there."

"Have a nice day, sir."

"You too."

I hung up and put the phone back, I then grabbed the rose petals and spread them out across the bed. I ran back out into the main room, grabbed the wine and set it on the dresser. I ran into the main room again, found the kitchen area, grabbed two wine glasses and placed them in the bedroom with the wine. I then dashed back to the kitchen, found a bucket, filled it with ice and brought it back into the bedroom, sticking the wine in the bucket. I walked out to the main room and closed the door as Luke walked out of the bathroom.

"Ya took long enough in there."

"Sorry, I was sprucing up a bit."

"Sprucing up?"

"Yeah, I'll give you guys 1 guess each to see if you notice what I did."

"Umm… your fur is brushed?"

"Sorry Drake, but nope!"

"Hmmmm… OH! You smell nicer!"

"Not even close Shade."

"Did you brush your teeth?"

"Yes, but that's not it Jolt."

Check his ears and his dreadlocks!

Why?

Just do it!

I walked over to Luke and did as Zephyr said, I found that his right ear was pierced and that it had a little gold earring.

"The earring! When'd you get your ear pierced?"

"Yep! We have a winner! I got it pierced after I spoke with you and Zephyr, Kadabra helped me do it. You like it?"

"It's beautiful. I made us reservations at The Red Luvdisc. The name sounds stupid but I hear they have good food there. Jolt, Shade, I can make a reservation for you guys too if you want."

"Thanks, that'd be nice."

"Ok I'll call them here in a minute. Ummm… Drake…"

"Don't worry I'll be fine, I'll just chill here."

"Ok then, I'll go make that reservation… then why don't we go practice a few routines, but this time I won't fall into a coma."

I walked over to the phone on the table and dialed the restaurant.

"Hello, this is The Red Luvdisc, how may I help you?"

"Hey it's me again, I need to make another reservation at 8, a dinner for two."

"Oh! Mr. Muniz, I'll set that up right away! Ok all set, two dinners for 2 at 8."

"Thank you."

"No, thank you. Have a nice day."

"You too."

I hung up the phone and walked over to the door.

"All set! You guys ready to go?"

"YEAH!"

"OK!"

We walked outside and head out to the sky deck. This sky deck was large and almost empty, there were probably about 20 people out on the sky deck. We found an empty area and got ourselves set up.

"Ok, who wants to go first?"

"I would if that's ok."

"Alright Drake let's do this."

I reached my arm out and formed a fist with my hand. My eyes closed as I pictured Kijutsu-shi appearing in my hand. I opened my eyes as a flash of white light emanated from my hand, which left my sword sitting in my hand. I spun around in a circle and leaped into the air.

"Drake! Hit me with Hyper Beam."

Drake jumped back and fired the attack at me. I looked to my right to see a Pokemon battle between a Geodude and a Charmeleon; the Geodude had just used Protect. I raised my left arm and created a wall of green energy that blocked Drake's Hyper Beam, causing an explosion of dazzling lights. I back-flipped, landed on the ground, and pointed at Drake.

"Drake! Use Twister to lift me up and spin me around!"

Drake began flapping his wings, creating powerful gusts of wind that lifted me off the ground. I looked back to the Pokemon battle to see the Charmeleon using Flamethrower. Once I was in the air and spinning at a decent speed I opened my mouth and let a torrent of flames spill out, creating a tornado of flames around me.

"Drake! Use Twister again to blow this away!"

Drake repeated the process of creating powerful winds and used them to blow away the flames. I dropped to the floor and pointed my sword up into the air. I looked to my left to see a Roselia using Petal Dance (That IS a move right? I can't remember) I brought my sword down to my side and looked at it. Thin pieces were peeling off the blade and changing into cherry blossom petals. I walked forward in Drake's direction as the petals swirled around us. I twirled my blade and got on Drake's back as the petals surrounded us. We flew straight up with the petals, until we were about 10 feet in the air. Drake then spun and threw his arms out, sending the petals flying outward in a brilliant display.

"Excellent work Drake!"

"You too, I guess those powers Luke mentioned were real."

"Yeah I guess so."

We landed on the ground in front of the other and were immediately attacked by a crowd of people!

"What the? Who are you people?"

"That was amazing! How did you do that? What's your name?"

"Ok, guys this is gonna get crazy return!" I said as I returned everyone to there pokeballs.

I tried to escape the crowd but was immediately surrounded by them.

"Who are you? How did you do that? Do it again!"

"Gah back off!"

"GIVE THE KID SOME ROOM AND GET BACK!"

I looked to my right to see a man with glasses and a red mining helmet on.

"I SAID GET BACK!"

Immediately the crowd backed away and gave me some breathing room.

"NOW LET US THROUGH!"

Suddenly a walkway was formed and the man led me into the interior of the boat.

"Thanks for saving my ass back there."

"Sure thing kid, what's your name?"

"Muniz, Antonio Muniz."

"Muniz? Antonio, it's me Roark!"

"Wait, Roark? My second cousin that I haven't seen since I was 7?"

"Yeah! How've you been?"

"Good, aside from being attacked by a crowd. What about you?"

"Well I'm a Gym Leader in Sinnoh now."

"No way! That's why I'm here. I'm taking on the Sinnoh League as well as compete in a few contests."

"Is that so? Then how about a battle?"

"Uh sure, let's hope they don't attack again though."

"Don't worry, they'll leave us alone."

"I have to ask, what type do you use?"

"I'm a Rock-type Gym Leader. My dad Byron is the Steel-type Gym Leader of Sinnoh."

"Ha, that's pretty funny. Ok, let's battle then, I'll rip you apart!"

"Confident are we? Well just so you know, I'm not gonna go easy on you just because you're my second cousin."

"Please, 50% of my team's power, a paltry have should suffice in defeating you."

"Heh, now you're just being cocky. Let's go."

We walked back onto the sky deck, causing some people to stare. We took our spot on an empty area.

"How about a 3-on-3 battle?"

"Sounds good."

"Heh, come on out, guys!"

I released my team and got ready to fight.

"Antonio, love, are we battling?"

"Yep, this is Roark, my second cousin and the Rock-type Gym Leader of Sinnoh."

"Rock-type? Let's smash 'em!" yelled Drake.

"So you really can understand Pokemon."

"That's right Roark! Now let's begin! Luke, mi amore, this first round is yours."

Luke merely nodded and stepped out into the field.

"A Lucario… Go Cranidos!"

Roark threw a pokeball into the air and a Cranidos pooped out.

"Hmph, you can have first move Roark."

"Ok then, not what I was expecting… Cranidos, use Zen Headbutt!"

"Luke, use Double Team to throw him off!"

Cranidos charged at Luke, his head glowing blue. Luke quickly created multiple copies of himself and began running around Cranidos in a circle. Cranidos hit one of the copies, causing it to disappear.

"Luke, hit him with Close Combat!"

"Luke, hit him with Close Combat!"

I just said that!

Whatever just focus on the battle before I rape you!

…

It was a joke.

Each Luke jumped at Cranidos, ready to attack. Cranidos froze in terror at the sight of multiple foes attacking. The real Luke hit Cranidos with a long string of punches and kicks that were terrifyingly strong. Cranidos was sent fling with the final punch.

"GRAAAAAGGHHH!"

Cranidos hit the ground with a thud.

"Ngh… ya did good Cranidos, return." Said Roark as he returned Cranidos.

Luke ran over to me and gave me a flying hug, followed by a kiss.

"Excellent work Luke, had enough yet Roark?"

"Not quite, your boyfriend over there might be a strong fight, what about the rest of your team?"

"Oh that's it! Antonio, I'm next!" yelled Jolt.

"Hmph ok then, show us your strength Roark!"

"Go! Onix!"

After a flash of light, and an Onix was standing in front of us.

"Your move, Antonio."

"Heh, Jolt! Start off with Thunder Bolt!"

"Hmph, Onix! Take the hit and counter with Rock Throw!"

Jolt let loose a HUGE bolt of electricity at Onix, who took the hit, but still seemed to be slightly hurt from the attack. Onix then chucked a rock at Jolt.

"Jolt! Roll to the side, and use Thunder!"

Jolt quickly rolled to the side, barely dodging the rock. He then leaped up into the air and blasted Onix with a jolt of electricity so strong it made my hair stand on end from 8 feet away. The attack hit its mark and fried Onix.

"What? But he's Electric-type!"

"Yes, but didn't you hear about Ash Ketchum and how his Pikachu defeated Brock's Onix in Kanto? Types don't really matter. Now bring out you're last Pokemon!"

"Ngh, Onix return! Go, Geodude!"

"Should've saved Onix for last. Go for it Drake."

"Ok it's ass kicking time!"

"Geodude, use Take Down!"

"HA! A futile attempt! Drake, use Dragon Claw!"

Geodude flew at Drake, trying to hit him, but we knew exactly what would happen. Drake's claws began glowing a bright blue color as he swung at Geodude. Drake's attack hit its mark and sent Geodude flying across the arena, landing right in front of Roark.

"Heh, it was a good try Geodude, return."

"Well, looks like I win."

"You always were smarter, especially when it came to Chess."

"Yeah, I guess this just proves that brains wins over brawns."

"Well I guess I have to give you a badge."

"But we didn't have a ref."

"As a Gym Leader, I'm qualified to be referee for a match. Here's your Coal Badge."

"Nice" I said holding up the badge.

I pulled out my badge case and set my newly acquired badge inside.

"It was good seeing you again Roark."

"You too Antonio. We should catch up a bit more sometime."

"That'd be great!"

"Before you go, how did you do what you did earlier before the crowd attacked you?"

"Umm… that's a REALLY long story… a weird one too… with Penis Rooms."

"Uhhhh… did you just say Penis Rooms?"

"Yeah… I'll tell you later, right now I gotta get ready for dinner. Luke and I are having a romantic night out. Same with Jolt and Shade."

"Oh, what about Drake?"

"Well he's still single."

"I see… Don't worry Drake, you'll find love eventually."

"Thanks. But I'm fine being single."

"Heh, we'll catch ya later Roark."

"Yeah, see ya."

We walked back inside and began heading for our room. Until another mob found us…

"There he is! Show us your powers! How'd you do it?"

"SHIT! RETURN!" I said as I sweatdropped.

I quickly began running down the hall as fast as I could. I closed my eyes as I focused my energy, creating two copies of myself. We ran down the hall and came to a 4-way intersection, where we split up. I ran straight ahead while the copies head to the left and right. I looked behind me to see the crowd had split into 3 groups and I still had a fairly large group behind me.

!

Use Thunder Bolt on the lights! It'll darken the hallway and you can slip in the room without them knowing!

THANK YOU!

I pointed my finger at the lights and sent out a weak blast of electricity similar to Thunder Bolt, causing the lights to go out long enough for me to slip inside the suite and lock the door. I pulled out everyone's pokeballs and let them out.

"Ok everyone… I'm gonna go get changed, then we can head out to dinner. Drake, don't leave the room at all, ok? We don't want someone recognizing you then following you back to the suite."

"Got it."

I walked over to mine and Luke's bedroom and went inside to get changed. Ok, have dinner, come back, lose virginity. Tonight is gonna be great…

Wow, Antonio's related to Roark. Weird, seeing as Roark doesn't look even slightly Mexican in my opinion. Anyways, please review, etc.

Is dinner gonna work out? What's Antonio gonna wear? Will he actually lose his virginity? WHY IS ZEPHYR SUCH A PERV? Find out in The Purple Warrior Chapter 11! Bye!