Part Ten ^.^
England sat down at the head of the table, hoping everyone would be able to make the simple walk downstairs without trying to kill each other. Even if there was only one killer, everyone seemed to be fighting with someone. Except the Baltics, they had been quiet as usual. Which was nice.
America walked into the room and sat near England. "Iggy, I know you said no killing on the way here…but I think I stepped on a bug." America confessed, looking away.
"…it's a bug." England replied, sighing.
"I know but I killed it and you told me not to kill anything."
"Not to kill any humans. Bugs are useless and you can kill them…idiot."
"Oh…and I am NOT an idiot!" America shouted, glaring at England.
"Just admit it and shut up."
The room eventually filled with everyone and England announced, "To make sure no one is gone and planning a murder, I'll be doing a head count." He silently counted everyone while America, feeling the need to help England, began counting out loud. England sighed. "We have fifteen people which should be everyone. And thank you America but I know how to count."
"You're welcome Iggy." America said, smiling and not understanding England's sarcasm.
England sighed and continued, "We are here so everyone can share ideas without worrying about getting killed. First, I would like to ask everyone for their guesses on who's the murderer. You must give your reason why as well." England paused and looked at America, who was smiling and sitting as close to him as possible. "America you go first…"
"Yes! Okay…I think that Italy is the killer." America stated.
"What? I'm not a murderer! Germany he's lyyyyyyingggg." Italy complained, grabbing onto Germany.
"Yes you are! You always act so stupid and innocent so no one would ever believe that you're the one whose been killing everyone!" America yelled, pointing at Italy.
"Well he certainly has a point…" Romano muttered from where he sat.
"But…" Italy began before England talked over him.
"Enough. America stated his opinion so now Japan gets to talk." England explained.
"I believe that the murderer is not with us. Someone must be sneaking into the house." Japan said, glancing out the window.
"That's a good idea, Japan. Hungary you're next." England said.
"The murderer is obviously Prussia. Who else would have the motivation to kill Austria and Spain? And poor Sealand? He wanted to get rid of Russia, one of his enemies. He killed Canada and Greece to get attention away from him." Hungary explained, looking at the table sadly and the glancing up to glare at Prussia.
"Hey! The awesome me would never kill anyone!" Prussia shouted, defending himself.
"Prussia, shut up. China, it's your turn." England said, sighing.
"Okay, aru. I think the murderer is Japan, aru. He's just been acting suspicious lately…aru." China said quietly.
"Yes. Russia you're next." England said.
"Da. I am quite sure the murderer is Belarus. Even though she's not here she has a tendency to…stalk me. I was surprised that she hadn't shown up yet...it must be because she's the murderer. Even though she did try to kill me…" Russia explained, looking around nervously.
"Of course…Latvia is next." England replied.
"Um…I'm not really sure who the m-murderer is. I…I haven't really t-thought about it…" Latvia said quietly, looking over at Russia a few times.
"That's okay. Lithuania…you're next." England said.
"I think the murderer is…America. He was standing near the food when I was cooking and he's just…I don't know." Lithuania admitted.
"Woah! You can't accuse me!" America shouted.
"America, shut up. It's just what Lithuania thinks. Estonia, your turn." England muttered, getting bored.
"Ah…yes. I agree with Russia. Belarus is a bit violent." Estonia said.
"Yes, good point. Germany, go." England sighed.
"I believe that it's someone who is not here. More specifically, Poland. He's been attacked quite a few times is the past…maybe he's fighting back." Germany explained.
"Indeed, yes. Italy…what do you think?" England asked, curious to see what Italy thought.
"Ve, I think it's a big scary monster." Italy said, looking out the window.
"…okay. Denmark, go."
"Japan. He's so ignorant about Norway." Denmark muttered, glaring at Japan, who sighed.
"Yeah, France, go." England repeated.
"I think it's you, mon cher." France said, winking at England.
"You need a reason." England replied, sighing.
"Of course. I hate you." France smiled.
"…bloody hell. Romano, share your thoughts."
"Whatever. It's China. He was laughing about Spain's death. That fu.."
"That's good enough." England interrupted. "Prussia, you're last."
"The awesomest always goes last! Anyway, the murderer is definitely…uh…Austria. Yeah. He killed himself after he killed Canada because he knew that he had killed an awesome person and he could never live with knowing that. Yeah." Prussia explained, getting a glare from Hungary.
"Okay. And now.." England began.
"Wait! Iggy you never gave your idea." America said.
"Fine. I believe the murderer is France. My reason, I hate him."
"I love you to, England." France said, smiling.
England stared at France for a few seconds, trying to decide what to do with him. England then decided to ignore it and continued. "And now I would like everyone to share out information or clues they knew about the killer, but for some stupid reason never shared. Russia, since you were only injured by the murderer, you might know something."
"Da. I didn't see much of the murderer, but I believe they were wearing all black. That's hard to confirm considering the entire room was dark. They were shorter than me and not very strong." Russia explained.
"Hm…that's not very helpful. How short were they?" England asked.
"Below my shoulder, which a lot of people here are…"
"Okay. If you are correct, that rules out a few people. Does anyone else have information?"
The room remained silent. England sighed. "Great. There's still not enough evidence to accuse anyone yet. Are there any ideas as to what we're going to do?"
"I think America's plan was good. If we also follow England orders, we should be safe." Japan suggested.
"Yes, safe. But how are we going to find the murderer? Perhaps we should just wait for someone to get killed again…" England said.
"WAIT. AWESOME IDEA FROM THE AWESOME ME." Prussia declared, standing up and slamming his hand on the table.
"…okay. Go on." England said after Prussia said nothing.
"Okay. You should put up security cameras. Then, even if no one sees the murderer, they will be caught on tape and we can figure out who it is."
"That…IS AN AWESOME IDEA. HIGH FIVE PRUSSIA." America shouted across the table, standing up and reaching his arm towards Prussia.
"Yeah. The awesome me comes up with awesome ideas." Prussia explained, high fiving America.
"That is a good idea Prussia…if I had security cameras lying around. I'll have to leave to get some…everyone should be able to behave without me here, right?" England asked, standing up from and getting ready to leave.
"Of course we'll be fine. We're not ten year old kids." Prussia said.
"Some of you sure act like that…" England muttered, glancing at America.
"What did you say Iggy?" America asked innocently.
"Nothing." England sighed. "Even when I get these, there's still the matter of installing them. Unless there are some wireless ones not in any use. Either way, I should be back soon. Stay together, don't accept food from strangers." England said, sighing again, and leaving.
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