Mina stretched, her body feeling refreshes and renewed after the best sleep she had had in ages, and then she moved her head, winching in pain as the room started to spin above her, the black dots dancing like little fairies in front of her eyes, closing them quickly to block out the sight of she sun whose rays seemed to burn her eyes this morning.

Just what the hell was in that bottle they had drunk last night in celebration of the best prank in her illustrious revenge career.. She had found it in her brothers side of the fridge so she had know it wouldn't be that strong and they had needed something to toast with, but damn she thought, it looked like her little brother had grown up since she had left.

Moving slowly she inched to the side of the bed, and tossing the sheet back quickly felt the world revolve for a totally different reason. She was naked, and there was a guy in her bed.

Blinking, trying desperately to focus and then remember just what exactly had happened last night, she finally was able to focus long enough to realise the guy in the bed beside her had a almost as much hair as most of the hair add models she knew and just as glossy in a braid.

It was the braid that quenched it, her mind whispered.

Duo.

But why was she naked?

Standing up to demand just what the hell was going on, she felt the room spin again and this time her stomach went with it.

Bolting to the bathroom, she made it just in time to be violently ill into the spotless bowl of the toilet, the sounds from her resembling that of an animal as she hunched over the toilet, trying to keep her hair away from her face, while hugging her limbs to her to ward of the chill that prevailed through the cream marble bathroom.

Duo winched, finally awakening from his deep coma like sleep to the sounds of someone obviously puking, in his bathroom he thought. His subconscious wondering why anyone would use his bathroom in a place like this when there was probably two bathrooms for every one person staying here.

But he wasn't about to wait around to find out why, sliding out of the bed, before the sounds coming from there drove him to join them in a bathroom dance that every one who drank had experienced at least once, and wandered slowly out of the room using the wall for guidance, keeping his eyes closed against the harsh light in the halls, the suns light blinding on the clinical white walls of the hall way.

His mind quickly going back to sleep even as he continued to move, That was until he entered the kitchen and more screaming began.

Opening his eyes quickly, patting his leg for the knife he used to always keep with him automatically, his mind reverting to his solider days, he paused shocked when he encountered skin.

Now, his mouth opened in what every one could rightly assumed was a prayer that what he thought was happening wasn't…. he looked down and screamed, bringing his hands quickly together to cover is rapidly deflating man hood at the screams coming from the other three occupants of the room, pressing his back to the fridge door to try and cover his back.

Suddenly the kitchen door swung open and Wu fei burst in through the door, pulsating with humiliation and anger, waving the card Rei had given him earlier in his right hand.

"You want me to see a freaking sex therapist…. a freaking therapist…"

He finally looked up from the card pointing it incriminatingly at Rei who sat at the kitchen table, a cup of lemon tea in front of her, when from the corner of his eye he spotted some one laying flat against the fridge, and pulling a gun from his back pocket, something he did carry around still, being on a motor cycle it came in handy with certain gangs…did he dimly recall the screaming of a few seconds ago, his mind to busy contemplating what was in his hand to really take that much notice of it.

Swinging in a wide arc, he paused to focus and pulled the safety of the gun, when he realised the guy was Duo, and putting the gun away, he started to smile at the humiliated look on his face when he blatantly realise that Duo was naked, much more so then Heero, who humiliatingly enough in his memory he had run into earlier this morning.

Screaming shrilly, he slapped his hands to his eyes, shouting at the humiliated braided boy " FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO KEEP THEIR DAMN CLOTHES ON IN THIS HOUSE!"

Turning to walked away, his hands clapped tightly over his eyes, to such an extent that he didn't see the kitchen door swing his way, hitting him right in the forehead, knocking him out.

Heero tried to budge the door from the other side, dimly aware that it was probably Duo, and most likely had barricaded himself in the room he most loved.

Letting the door rest for a second, his mind automatically went back to this morning's fiasco, and then his mind shut off. He refused to let it think about how right it had felt being in Usagi's arms or how beautiful she had looked, all smooth limbs, luscious lips…

STOP…. okay where was he… oh yes trying to get into the kitchen.

Walking towards the door to try again he still had the surprised look on his face later when everyone had been dragged to the infirmary, as the door swung back with enough force to knock him back a foot and fall unconscious.

The person who had thrown themselves at the door to get out, coming out unscathed so to speak as he hurtled up the stairs to the safety of his bedroom, not even stopping to laugh at the two unconscious guys on the floor separated by a kitchen door- a two way swinging kitchen door.

Inside Usagi looked at Ami shocked, and yet so filled with laughter and the good feeling you get from watching someone else that really deserves to be humiliated being, well getting what's coming to them, that she didn't know what to say, even though her mouth was open to say something, Her eyebrows rising in a silent question.

Ami stifled her giggles, holding her side slightly. Wiping the laughter tears from the corner of her eyes, she smiled brightly, clicking her fingers mockingly "I knew there was something we had to do before the baby came," looking over at the unconscious men, she had to laugh again. Maybe she should have said babies instead she thought, because she was fast coming to the conclusion that Quatra's friends were either insane, really really unlucky, or just working out their inner child.

Personally she thought it was a little bit of the three put together, already having caught a glimpse of Heero's falling body as Duo had catapulted himself out the door, his rosy bottom bouncing to get away.

Suddenly the door moved again, and the Ami, Usagi and Rei looked over in awed wonderment, it couldn't be happening again, could it, they thought, horrified and yet strangely excited.

Feeling strangely deflated when Lita walked in, stepping over Wu fei's body without a conscious thought, heading straight for the pickles and lemon ice cream.

Bringing her goodies over to the table she sat down and once she had the first bit of the pickle and ice cream looked up confusion on her face. "What happened there?" pointing with a deflated pickle to the bodies beside the door.

This seemed to set the girls off again, laughter returning as if it had never stopped, much to the astonishment of the kitchen staff who came in to clean up for lunch.

After much joking and laughter, she finally managed to get it out of them and she too fell to the hysteria.

This went on for an hour, nobody stopping to help the unconscious men, until Rashid came upon them.

Horrified, he called one of the other guards and had them brought to the infirmary were they preceded to make a full but humiliated recovery two hours later on.

From then on Duo and Heero tried their best to avoid the girls while Wu fei merely pretended it had never happened, to everyone but Rei and the therapist she made him go to later on that same day.

Humiliated and fearing what else could happen to them they went to sleep that night in the farthest corner of the mansion, staying as far away from the girls as they possibly could until they felt they could actually be able to look them in the eyes without becoming embarrassed.

The morning came bright and fast, its rays lighting up the rooms.

Rising they made their way to the kitchen, where Quatra could already be seen to be talking to Rashid.

When he turned to them after Rashid left, they were shocked by the look on his face.

Suddenly petrified of what they might hear they sat down at the kitchen table, each fist clenching in apprehension.

Finally Quatra seemed to push it out, through a great force of will, scaring the guys even more when the crazed zero look started to slowly enter his eyes.

The girls were gone, and had obviously been taken.

Nobody saw anything or had any idea where to start.

They had just disappeared.

And now it was up to the guys, certain guys not even close to the girls, only feeling rage for them being taken because they were their property or at least that's what they were telling themselves the feelings were coming from.

Okay … I finally got it out.. Aren't ye all so proud… now review like good little pretties! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha (insert the sound of a very evil laugh… im evil so I know where u live if you don't….

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