Wisdom teeth- Sherlock gets his wisdom teeth removed. Once he's back at 221B the medicine is still effecting him

Rating-K+

"John I don't need to be here. There is a cat that stole 50 treats from the pet store down town I need to catch him!"

"Sherlock I'm sure the cat will steal more treats and then you'll have even more evident against him. Don't worry I know you won't let him get away with it." John sat the detective down on the sofa, he stood over the other making sure that he was stable enough to be left sitting up on his own before Sherlock spoke again.

"Your right John, there will always be that." Sherlock looks up at the blogger his eyes are slightly unfocused from the anesthetics he had been given. "Sing me a kitty song John."

"What?"

"Sing me a kitty song, a song about cats."

John racked his brain for a song about cats really quick not sure what would happen to the currently drugged detective if his request wasn't met. "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr," he sang softly. John had seen the small song a few weeks back on the internet and for some reason remembered it just now.

"That was a nice song John, thank you," the detective smiled. "Oh! I have a song. It happens to be a favorite of mine too. Do you wanna year it?"

John chuckled slightly at how excited the other was getting over something as small as a song, "Sure Sherlock why don't you sing it."

If John was expecting something slow like the one he just sang he was dead wrong. The detective started to bounce up in down from where he was sitting on the sofa, almost falling over a few times as he started to sing. "There's, Hydrogen and Helium, then Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon everywhere, Nitrogen all through the air with Oxygen so you can breathe, and Fluorine for your pretty teeth, Neon to light up the signs, Sodium for salty times."

Sherlock took a quick breath and John thought he was done already when he quickly started singing again almost shouting the next word out of his mouth. "Magnesium, Aluminum Silicon, Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon, Potassium and Calcium so you'll grow strong, Scandium Titanium Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese."

As the John watched Sherlock with an eyebrow raised he couldn't help but chuckle at the sight before him as the other man continued again. "This is the Periodic Table, Noble Gas are stable, Halogens and Alkali react aggressively, each period we'll see new outer shells while electrons are added moving to the right." As this section seemed to end John assumed that Sherlock was done with the song since the last section had been sung different but yet again Sherlock continued to sing.

"Iron is the 26 Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get, Copper Zinc and Gallium, Germanium and Arsenic" With Arsenic said aggressively John quickly put a hand over Sherlock's mouth gently to stop him."

"Ok I see why its your favorite song now Sherlock why don't you stop singing now and breath before you don't have any Oxygen of your own. The drugged man could only nod slightly. "Here I'll put on a movie for you to watch while you're still getting the drugs out of your system." John put in the second Hobbit movie and smiled. "Here, it's a favorite of mine and mindless enough for you."

"My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings are hurricane, and my breath death!"

"Well in the morning your breath is certainly close to death," John laughed at the fact the man was quoting the movie already. "Just relax a bit I'll get you a nice cuppa while you try and focus on something other than talking. You'll be back to normal shortly."

Just a short funny story my muse Thilbo4Ever and I thought of. I couldn't help but reference some things in this chapter and bring out my own inner geek.

As always please send me requests! I love working on these wonderful on-shots! I may have another one for you all tonight or tomorrow, depends on when I get done typing it up.