Disclaimed.

"So, are we going to watch another? Or our we going to do something else here?" Lavi asked, in a state of utter confusion.

"I don't know," Lenalee answered helpfully.

"Che, baka usagi, you wouldn't know what was going to happen if you were facing it head on," Kanda smirked.

"But Yu-chan!" the red head complained.

"Call me that again and you will meet your end," the samurai poked his sword at Lavi.

That was when the light flashed, and upon seeing who it was, Neah turned to his human form.

Who was it?

Link. And Komui.

"LENALEEEEE!" ten cents if you can guess who said that.

"Nii-san!" Lenalee was equally as excited.

"Oi," Link stalked up to the Walkers. "Walker, what is going on here?"

"Road trapped us here, and she is making us watch memories. Most of them have been embarrassing," Allen answered before mock saluting at him. "Two-Spots,"

Let's just say that Allen received a glare.

"Who's this?" Komui was now on suspicious mode. (AN: That's what I call the mode Komui is in before Komurin comes out.)

"Neah Walker," Neah introduced himself. "Uncle of Allen and the Fourteenth Noah."

"So, you are only trying to take control of Allen because he's your nephew?" Link proposed.

"No! I simply did not know what I was doing at the time; I was on the brink of death and was failing to be aware of who was around me." the Noah sighed as he turned back into his Noah form. "It's much more comfortable in this form."

Komui was slightly freaked out by having a Noah right by everyone without attacking. "So, are you going to destroy the Order."

"I do not wish to take part in such a trivial disagreements but," Neah got a dreamy look in his eyes. "Destruction is nice..."

"He's the Noah of Destruction." Lavi quickly explained, moving forward to them.

Then, the screen flared to life.

"It looks like we'll be watching another moment," Lenalee was filled with anticipation.

"If it has anything embarrassing about my sweet darling sister, they will face Komurin 683782!" Komui got an evil look in his eyes.

"Not another one!" Allen groaned.

Their attention was then focused on the screen...

But Kanda didn't want to even be there...

The Fence

"Why such a title...Do you know anything of this, Walker?" Link looked suspicious.

"No I don't, Two-Spots," Allen was way to intrigued on figuring out what it was about to notice his watch dog much.

Lavi was walking along on a solo mission; he noticed that there was a fence on the left of him.

"No! No! It can't be this one! Anything but this one!" Lavi wept and wept and wept until Lenalee kicked him. Girl power.

LAVI: I'm supposed to be on the other side of the fence! He was clearly frustrated, yet he didn't notice that he was alone.

"Talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity!" Neah stated helpfully.

"Lavi's been insane since the day he was born," that was Kanda, surprisingly.

Here's his great plan.

He decided to climb over the fence which was conveniently a few inches taller than him. Helpful, right? I thought so.

"You're going to try to climb a fence that is taller than you? Not all of us have Lenalee's Innocence you know..." Krory instructed helpfully.

"Yes! Cause my darling sister is so strong!" Komui cheered.

...And now Lenalee kicked him in the place where no guy should be hit.

Lavi grabbed hold of the top of the fence before hoisting himself up.

By now, the Bookman Jr. was on the top of the fence, and that was when he tried to go over the edge. He wouldn't budge.

"Baka usagi is so stupid he doesn't even know how idiotic that idea was!" Kanda's lips might have turned up a little bit. Or was it my imagination?

That's when he realized that his pants were stuck.

LAVI: Oh, no!

He jerked really hard, fell on the ground, and his pants were ripped in all of the wrong places.

Miranda gasped before covering her eyes. "Sorry for this unfortunate event that has happened to you, Mr. Lavi,"

"Thank you, Miranda,"

Let's just say that he groaned.

Then, he got another brilliant idea.

LAVI: I'll just use my hammer to cover it up.

"Cause that'll work so well on a mission," Kanda rolled his eyes.

"Wouldn't you need that to fight?" Allen questioned uncertainly.

"Yes, Moyashi, I need my weapon to fight," Lavi patted Allen's head like he was a small child.

"MY NAME IS ALLEN!" the white haired exorcist pushed Lavi off of him.

He walked forward...right into a batch of Akuma.

AKUMA 1: The exorcist has a little problem with his pants!

"Now the Akuma is teasing you," Krory felt sympathetic towards the red head; maybe because he'd been in a similar situation...

Probably best no to explain THAT.

LAVI: Shut up or face my rath.

"Baka usagi has rage?" the samurai smirked.

AKUMA 2: Who did it? Or did you put it upon yourself? Did something as silly as a fence drag you down? Such a weak little exorcist!

"Right, WEAK!" you know who said that.

LAVI: You asked for it.

And they did; Lavi took them all down and grabbed the Innocence.

LAVI: How am I going to explain this one?

"You send your pants to a tailor before returning!" Neah exclaimed standing up.

"You've been in that situation before?" Lavi gasped.

"Of course! Everyone has to in order to become a real man!" the Noah raised his fist.

"It's happened to me, too!" Krory admitted.

They grouped together, the ripped pants trio will never back down!

As for the other males? It never happened to them. They are not real men.

Kanda was so mad at the world.

He walked back an eyed the fence...only to realize that there was a gap in the fence five feet from where he ripped his pants.

"Isn't that kind of ironic?" Miranda inquired uncertainly.

"Yeah," Lavi bent down from shame.

"Did you actually send your pants to a tailor?" Allen suppressed his laughter.

"Yes..."

"Maybe that'll be the next memory!" Komui got an evil look in his eyes. "All I have to do is protect my darling Lenalee from such males..."

He was ignored.

LAVI: And NOW I notice it!

"It's always afterwards..." Neah mourned. "But we are there for each other!"

END CLIP

"It's over," Lavi was relieved.

"The next memory could be Lavi's pants being fixed." Road appeared before them.

"You!" the red head wasn't sure for which reason he took out his weapon. Was it because she was a Noah? Or was it because she showed that?

"Or," she thought for a little. "It could be of my dear brother's pants being ripped!"

Neah looked furious.

And another memory started, but which one was it?

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