A/N: Thank you to all my normal reviewers and vampire13princess, KingofHeartless'09, and ToShIrO. GiRl. 2434 :)

A lot of this chapter is going to be in 3rd person. Since the story was originally told through Meridian's point of view and she's not there right now, it's 3rd person.

Just so ya know.

And I think I may have possibly thought of a plot line for this story. Did I tell you that yet? I don't remember, but oh well.

Since I'm not quite sure how I want it to work, or IF it's going to work, I'm going to throw in a couple of completely random and pointless chapters until I figure it out.

I make this up as I go along, so we'll see how that turns out. :)

Enjoy!

So, as it turns out, wandering around aimlessly in the Soul Society is dangerous.

Especially depending on which Squad you end up wandering into.

…..Max and Zane wandered directly into the 12th Division.

Naturally.

Of course, they immediately recognized it as the 12th Division and ran out screaming bloody murder.

Or tried too, that is.

Kurotsuchi, that freak, say them when they came in and tried to capture them so he could experiment on them.

Thankfully, they were saved by a certain red pineapple who happened to be delivering some important shit to the 12th at the time.

"RENJI!" they screamed, tackle glomping him.

"Huh? Aw shit, it's you guys." Renji said.

"Please help us!" Max sobbed.

"Kurotsuchi wants to kill us!" Zane added.

"I do not want to kill them." Kurotsuchi said calmly, causing Renji to spazz and turn around.

"I merely want to experiment on them. Their spiritual pressure is quite interesting." he said, a crazy gleam in his creepy eyes.

Max and Zane screamed, holding on to Renji tighter.

Renji looked a little freaked, so he said, "Uh here's those reports from the 6th, and Captain Kuchiki wanted me to find these two and bring them to him so sorry but you can't experiment on 'em." He sounded nervous, and put one hand behind his head.

Kurotsuchi snatched the papers from Renji and said, "Fine. You may have them for now. Now leave!"

They sure as hell didn't have to be told twice.

Renji flash stepped out, the damn cheater, as Max and Zane ran for their fucking lives.

Outside, Max glomped Renji again and said, "Oh thank you thank you thank you! YOU SAVED OUR LIVES! AND YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT US!"

"Get off me!" he yelled back, temple throbbing. "And I did that completely out of mercy. I mean, NO ONE deserves to be experimented on by Kurotsuchi." he shuddered.

Zane shrugged. "Whatever helps you sleep at night man."

Max let go of Renji and asked, "Are you going back to your squad?"

"Yeah, why?"

Max's face lit up, and a huge smile spread across her face. "My dear man, lead the way to BYA-KUN!"

"And have him Senbonzakura my ass for bringing in a distraction like you? Hell no!" Renji shouted back.

Max's smile didn't falter. "Fine. Then we'll just stalk you the whole way there and tell Bya-kun that you said he has a pole shoved so far up his ass that it-"

"FINE JUST STOP TALKING!" Renji yelled.

Max cackled evilly, and Zane gestured in front of him. "Lead the way."

Renji glared at them before stomping off in the direction of the 6th Division. Max and Zane trailed behind him.

"It's a good thing we got him to show us the way, otherwise we never would have gotten to see Bya-kun." Max whispered to Zane.

Zane chuckled. "Yeah I know. This place is so freaking huge and everything looks exactly the fucking same, it's so easy to get lost."

Suddenly Max gasped. "Crap, weren't we supposed to find Meridian?"

Zane shrugged. "Oh well, I'm sure she's fine."

Meanwhile, with Meridian...

"AAAAGGHH! DAMMIT LEAVE ME ALONE, YACHIRU!"

Yachiru laughed.

She was currently chasing me throughout the Seireitei.

Why?

She high off candy and wanted to play.

What did she want to play, exactly?

She wanted to re-enact the battle between Ichigo and Kenpachi.

She wanted me to be Ichigo.

I know Ichigo wins, but I really, really did not want to fight Yachiru.

Because 1.) If I won or even touched Yachiru, Kenpachi would fucking kill me. 2.) I wasn't sure I wouldn't die, because there has to be a reason why she's a fucking lieutenant. And 3.) She's a little kid! I can't fucking attack a little kid! And I don't even have a goddamn sword!

So she chased me.

"Yeah, you're probably right." Max agreed. "She's fine."

Despite the hugeness of the Seireitei, it only took a couple minutes until they were standing in front of the 6th Division.

Renji hesitated at the door, looking back at Max. Her eyes were wide, she had a huge smile on her face, and she was visibly shaking from excitement.

"Oh dear God," he muttered, before pushing open the door.

The minute it was open, Max shot past Renji and Zane into the room screaming, "BYA-KUUUUUN!"

Renji's face paled dramatically. "I'm so fucking dead." he said.

Zane laughed at Renji's misery, and walked into the room.

Then he started laughing at Byakuya's misery.

Byakuya was sitting at his desk doing paperwork, as usual, but now Max had glomped him and wouldn't let go.

So he sat there, temple throbbing and looking really annoyed, doing paperwork with Max attached to his back smiling happily.

Renji walked in behind Zane, and he looked like he was ready to go crawl and die in a hole.

"Lieutenant," Byakuya said evenly. "Who is this, why did you bring her here, and what is she doing attached to me?"

Renji stared at his Captain miserably. "Max. She's the girl from the world of the living that came back with us. It was either I show her the way willingly, or she just follow me and spread rumors about you. I guess she really likes you."

Byakuya closed his eyes, apparently trying to calm down. "Thank you, Lieutenant. Dismissed."

Renji flash stepped out there faster than Yoruichi.

Byakuya turned his cold gray eyes on Zane. "Who are you?"

"Zane." he replied simply.

Byakuya looked at him, waiting for more of an answer.

Zane stared right back.

"What are you doing in my office?" Byakuya asked finally.

Zane shrugged.

"Then leave."

"Nah."

"...Excuse me?

"I don't wanna."

"I am a Captain of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and head of the noble Kuchiki family. You will leave." Byakuya said icily.

Zane looked at him, bored. "Don't wanna."

Max laughed.

Byakuya closed his eyes again, having a hard time controlling his anger. "Fine." he said icily. "You may stay. But make one false move or be an annoyance of any kind, and I will have the Covert Ops escort you out." He looked at Zane angrily.

He just shrugged. "Kk homie J."

Byakuya's grip on his pencil tightened, and it snapped in half.

A/N: Hope you liked the chapter!

And yes, my brother does say "kk homie J."

It's annoying.

And Max: YOU'RE WELCOME XD

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