A/N: I freakin LOVE Dissidia 012!

Summary: It's open season (FAIL)

Trivia: Rest assured, I'll be continuing this fun story. If you want your OCs to be featured, you're welcome to submit.

Another Day

Just another sunny day. Taylor was walking on the path and to the Croft mansion where the new Dissidia cast was now staying. Waiting for her was Ariel.

"Hey Taylor!"

"Hi Ariel."

"Ready for another day of madness?"

Taylor shrugged, "Yeah, I guess. What's with the camera?"

"I'm advertising for OCs to visit of course. It can get boring around here-"

Just then, a sofa flew out the window with Prishe on it and crashed onto the lawn.

"Ow~"

Ariel laughed nervously, "Or not."

Taylor just looked at the sofa, "What was that?"

"Lightning." Vaan stuck his head out the window, "She's been in a foul mood ever since the decisive battle with the manikins."

Taylor sighed, "I guess she's angry at Square eh?"

"You got that right."

Aya Brea opened the front door, looking weary, "If you're wondering, Laguna and Kain set Lightning off, and now she's on a rampage."

"Is it safe to come in though?" asked Taylor.

Aya shrugged, "… Kinda I guess."

They went inside to find Lightning chasing Laguna all through the second floor.

"It's not my fault!" Laguna wailed, dodging gunshots at very turn.

"So she got mad for no reason?" Ariel grumbled.

Feral Chaos just roared near her.

"Wasn't asking you."

"Hey Ariel, Taylor. How you like my new outfit?"

Yuna came up to them with her Gunner outfit and whirled around.

"About time." Ariel said, "Now you just need your guns."

"I know."

"She's lucky." Kain said while watching TV.

"Too bad your boss hasn't come up with a DLC for you." Taylor laughed, "Why don't you e-mail him?"

"I don't know how."

"…"

"Welcome to the 21st century, geez."

Tifa walk out the kitchen drinking some Mountain Dew, "I'm from Midgar and we use cell phones."

"And no one cares."

The whole mansion rattled from the outside with Lightning and Laguna falling from the second floor to the first and Kain clutching his head in pain.

"He'll never learn." Vaan sighed.

"Are you filming all this?" asked Yuna.

"Yeah," Taylor grinned, "For visitors!"

Lightning looked horrified, "Visitors?"

Aerith came up to them, "That would be nice."

"Of course." Gilgamesh said, "I'm sure Sephiroth would love to come by for another Aerith-kabob."

There was a horrible, bellowing silence. Suddenly finding outside to be the safest place ever, both Ariel and Taylor ran for the hills and through the backdoor as a huge explosion rattled and destroyed the living room.

"The boss is not gonna be happy about this." Ariel moaned loudly, "Who knows what he'll do to them."

"Are you sure you want guests and visitors to come here?" asked Taylor, sweatdropping.

"Of course. No one can resist the madness." Ariel said, "Maybe they'll help us keep order in there."

"We'll be attracting all kinds of OCs here." Taylor told her, "Things might get ugly."

Ariel smirked, "I'm counting on it. As long as Soul finds some free time from college and takes a break from playing 012."

LOL

To be continued…