The next day, Eric walks to where the bus stop used to be, a guitar plays in his head. The boys walk up to him
Eric: hey dudes
Carl: hey Eric, what are you doing standing here?
Eric: I'm just admiring the spot where the old bus stop used to be, {flicks the ground} see that? That's some old dog shit right there
Carl: Ooookaay, well we're just waiting on the bus
TJ: Hey Eric, rick told me you around when my great grandpa was around
Eric: I'm 3 and a half generations behind you guys, what do you want to know?
TJ: well, how did it feel to be at the big football event?
Eric: [long pause] Dude, I don't know, that's 2 months ahead of my time
Rick: Oh, and he has this condition where if he hears the first part of "I'm sailing away", he has to finish it
Carl: [looks at Eric] Really?
Eric: …yyeah, I can't do anything until I'm done.
The bus pulls up; the boys go into the bus and sit down at the back
Eric: you know, I'd be very surprised if someone knew that song right now, [notices belts on seat] dafuq are these?
TJ: they're belts; didn't you have these in your time?
Eric: No, not on a bus
Carl starts singing
Carl: I'm sailing away…set an open course for the virgin sea
Eric: Oh fuck you!
Eric finishes the song in only 18 seconds, then gasps for air and faints
Kyle: (Jesus)
The bus stops at the new school, the boys hop out of the bus
Eric: dude!
The school is huge
The boys walk into the school, Eric expresses fear
Carl: Dude, are you okay?
Eric: this school is way different then I remember!
Eric notices the futuristic ginger hallway monitors, they glare at him
Eric: aah!
Rick: dude, you ok?
Eric: no!
They enter the 4th grade classroom, which shows connected desks, holograms, a white board and a painting of Alphonse Mephisto is in the room
Eric: dude is that… dr Mephisto?
TJ: yeah, you know him?
Eric: yeah dude, he's a genetic engineer
The teacher walks in
Teacher: ok children, let's take our seats. Now, I believe we have a new student
Carl: …how do you know?
Teacher: [points] because there's a really really fat kid sitting behind you
Eric: aye!
Teacher: now, what was your name?
Eric: Eric
Teacher: Eric, ok; my name is [starts writing on board] Mr Black {the teacher is white}
Eric raises his hand
Mr Black: Yes Eric?
Eric: why is your name Mr Black?
Mr Black: because my grandfather was a black, he was a rich kid
Eric: was his name Token Black?
Mr Black: uh, yes Eric. How do you know?
Eric: cause I know a lot about the 2010s
Mr Black gives a confused face
Mr Black: how?
Eric becomes concerned
Eric: what do you mean… how?
Mr Black: how do you know so much about the 2010s?
Eric, not knowing why he was questioning him, quickly jumped out of the conversation
Eric: I just do, alright! …. Aaaagh! I can't take it anymore!
Eric runs out of the room and out of the school, then runs on the road and gets hit by police car
A policeman steps out of the car
Policeman: kid, just what the hell do you think you're doing?
Eric: aaaaghh! Aaaaaagh!
The other four boys are watching as the policeman watches him scream in the background
Carl: Jesus Christ!
The confused policeman takes out an electric baton, and hits him on the head with it; Subduing him
TJ: dude, we better explain what happened in his time before he dies of shock