OK, I owe you guys a BIG apology. I was caught up in my CCA and SAs. And I sprained my right ankle right after my injured left ankle healed. I have no idea how am I going to pass the 2.4 km endurance run this Monday. I don't own Naruto or Nike. oh yeah, WARNING: THE LAST SONG IS VERY VERY VERY CORRUPTED!!! SO IF YOU WISH TO AVOID BEING MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE PLEASE SKIP IT!!!!!! (but I'll bet that 99% of you will probably just ignore this warning and read it anyway) I hope my mum doesn't catch me typing this chapter cuz I'm supposed to be doing my Philosophy project now. *guilty face*

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Aheheheh.

Kane smirked inwardly as she left her victim convulsing in agonizing spasms on the ground, foaming at the mouth. So apparently Mr. Burntchickenass had an Achilles heel. That was good to know. Her friends walked towards her, laughing like idiots. Kagami calmed down sufficiently to inform Kane that they had decided that she had to shock the crap out of her next victim. This game was getting interesting.

-1 hour later-

Kane was seriously getting pissed.

Why did her sensei have to be so elusive?

Muttering some very colourful language to herself, she vowed to torture him for making her going through so much trouble.

Which just basically meant more fun.

Oh yeah.

But it also meant more creativity, and Kane was feeling a bit lazy.

Ah, nevermind.

Nike, just do it.

-Another 1 hour later-

FINALLY, FINALLY, FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! Kane shrieked in her mind when she had managed to track down her next target. She felt like throttling him. Yup, she has her violent moments. Even worse than a herd of rabid elephants. Horrible temper, that girl.

But no, that would just spoil the fun.

Patience was a virtue.

And currently still is.

And it also happens to be the Pengikages' P5 and P6 classes.

But that's another story. This is a fanfic, not a biography, so I shall move on.

So Kane calmly strolled up to him and calmly started singing random songs. First up, the beer version of 'Doh, a deer'

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,

Ray, the guy who serves me beer.

Me, the guy who drinks the beer,

Far, the distance to my beeeer~

So, I think I'll have some beer,

La,lalalalala BEER!!!

Tea, no I think I that I want beer,

That will bring us back to dough-oh-oh-oh-oh...

Kakashi stared at her weirdly and said," But you're underaged."

Kane shrugged before singing the quadratic formula to the tune of 'Mary had a little lamb':

X equals to negative b,

Positive, negative square root of

B square minus four a c and

Always over 2 a!

(A/N: I can still remember how to play it on the recorder. Wow.)

This time, Kakashi was really confused. He had absolutely no idea what was his student singing about. Why was she singing random alphabets? Apparently Kane had expected this reaction and said rather patronisingly,"Don't worry, you'll learn it when you get to Sec Two. I just learnt it one year before-hand for fun." The jounin shook his head. But what came next totally startled him. Even though he was a pervert, the next song was horrifying. He had never knew that a rather average girl would have such a twisted knowledge.

Dashing through the snow,

On a pair of broken skis,

Smashing into rocks,

Crashing into trees.

The snow is turning red,

Somebody's almost dead,

He woke up in the Hospital with stitches in his head. Oh

Cock and balls, cock and balls

Hanging on the wall,

One so big, one so small,

One like cannonball (boom)

One for fifty cents and

Two for one dollar,

Buy three and get one free

While stocks lasts it states!

Kane shot an evil grin at her shocked sensei before getting the hell out of there.

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Sorry for the perverted song at the end. I was running out of inspiration. Oh yeah, these songs are all copyrighted, kayz? So no copying! R&R!