Uzumaki Aircraft

An Andrew Joshua Talon/TFF Production

Edited by: TheXenocide

Summary: He observed the hawk in flight. He watched as the wind danced across the moors. He saw the leaf float upon the currents. And then, he got an idea. A horrible, frightening, terrible, disturbing, and utterly evil idea. "What if I could fly?"

Disclaimer: The Hivemind nor AJT owns Naruto. If we did, it sure as hell wouldn't be the piece of crap it is.

Genius Is Only Planned Insanity 2 By Andrew Joshua Talon

Akatsuki had been assembled. All surviving agents, together, to capture the container of the Nine Tails. He had come out, alone, to a small border town between Fire and Snow, without any communication from Konoha or alerting the Princess to his presence.

It was almost too perfect.

Madara led the way to the small farm the blond had been spotted at, smiling behind his mask. At last, at long last, his plans would be complete!

A quick chakra scan pinpointed Uzumaki's location, in the large barn behind the main house. They approached out in the open, fearless. After all, what could one boy do to six S-Rank missing ninja?

Kisame kicked down the door and the rest of Akatsuki walked in, the orange and black clad figure of Naruto sitting on a bale of hay. He turned around, eyes widening at the force before him.

"Uzumaki... You will come with us," Madara spoke sinisterly. Naruto blinked a few times, before he smirked.

"Really? I will?"

"Yes," Madara stated, in no mood for games. Whatever Uzumaki was planning, it wouldn't work. It couldn't work, not before all of Akatsuki!

"Well then... I guess I will," Naruto said with a smile. A distant buzzing sound came over the air. Madara, Itachi, Zetsu, Pein, Kisame, and Konan all turned. A distinct shape was approaching from overhead, resembling a streamlined, flying fish in the bright blue sky.

Madara noted another, crucial detail as the craft approached - It was painted an orange-red color.

Naruto grinned.

"See you in Hell," the clone laughed, as an object fell out of the plane. Kisame's eyes widened as he made out what it was.

A glowing red Naruto, covered in explosive notes. A glowing red Naruto, covered in explosive notes, who was making a single hand seal.

"TAJUU KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" He bellowed. At once, the sky was filled with hundreds of grinning Narutos, all covered in explosive notes that were igniting.

At this, Madara decided, there was only one thing you could really say.

"Well, shit."

- - -

Naruto grinned. behind his goggles as he brought the Flying Fox around for yet another pass. What was once a large, if mostly dirt farm now resembled the surface of the moon, covered in craters. The memories of every one of the Akatsuki member's faces just before a thousand Kage Bunshin detonated above them was priceless.

And all it had cost him was the price of the farm for him to rent it (and destroy it) for his plan. Which, thanks to his aircraft, was a mere drop in the bucket.

Laughing merrily, Naruto flew off, enjoying the warm sun as he climbed above the clouds.

- - - - -

"... And that's how I beat Akatsuki," Naruto finished proudly to a gaping Tsunade.

"You're a genius, Naruto!" Tenten cheered on one side, hugging him.

"You're t-the greatest, Naruto!" Hinata added, hugging him on the other side.

Sakura just blinked, then shrugged.

"You're the best, Naruto!" She added in, hugging him in front. Naruto grinned.

"So... Can I get the expanded land for my company?"

Tsunade nodded dumbly. "Yes..."

"Cool! C'mon girls, lets go celebrate with ramen!" Naruto cheered. The kunoichi followed and the door was shut behind them.

Tsunade blinked again, and reached for a sake bottle. She looked down at the Bingo Book before her, opened to Naruto's growing file. She shook her head, and smiled. She added the following note before opening the bottle:

"Inventor of the S-Rank maneuver 'Carpet Bomb no Jutsu'..."