"Oh? So you're hungry?"
"Yeah, I didn't get enough to eat this morning so I'm starving right now."
"WAHAHAHA! I like your bravery."
"So, food?"
"No! Why the hell should I give food to an enemy?!"
"But I'm starving here!"
"And you can starve in that cage, tied up for eternity with your stupid straw hat, I ain't a charity."
"Hey! Don't talk about my straw hat like that you stupid stupid red nose clown!"
"What the hell did you just call me?!" And the clown throws a knife straight at Luffy's face
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"Yu kno ths mut be realy embaressing for u."
"Hmph, this is new. Haven't seen anyone catch a knife with their mouth before, colour me impress you flashy kid."
With a little added pressure the knife snaps in two, "And your knife sucks, you red nose clown."
All bruised and battered the three sailors sing,
"w-we'e s-sory,..."
For their attempt was a massive fail,
"w-we di't kno it wa you, miter Zoro."
But they still sing on despite their fear and dread,
"we won' do it again."
They still cling on for their dear lives.
"Thanks for the save Zoro."
"Hmph, I doubt anyone would have troubles dealing with these three."
"Um, yeah, sure. Anyways, why did you guys attack us?"
"jut w-anna rb...boat."
"What? Why! We just saved you three!"
"thouhgt it would...eay."
"We're wasting time, grab an oar and we'll row left, also can you kick those three off for me?"
"No wait Zoro. Let's ask these guys if they know anything, they may know a place nearby."
"Prepare the cannon!"
"Cannon? What are we doing captain Buggy?"
"Ah right, you're the new kid. Well we're just celebrating you joining this crew."
"Oh, um, thank you sir. Isn't a cannon a bit much for celebrating? And what is that big ball doing in the corner?"
"The big ball is the thing that'll kill your old captain, the cannon is for executing your old captain to prove that you're loyal to this crew."
"What?!"
"We'e here"
"Where's here?"
"We'e in Orane Ton, miter Zoro."
"This is where you three were heading?"
"Yesh sir."
"Alright, Zoro, let's find him, he shouldn't be far."
"How about we start with that circus looking tent up in the hill there?"
"Oh you mean the one with the skull and bones?"
"Yes"
"Alright, let's go."
"You three," Zoro points at the three hobbling away convicts
"Eek!"
"Follow us."
"Yesh sir, miter Zoro." They try to salute, but fail due to their injuries
*Hurh* *Hurh*
"Hey! What's the hold up?"
"Sorry, boss, this cannon is really heavy."
"Are you certain that this is what you want to do sir? And isn't that cannon a bit big?"
"Of course! That's the rule, make fun of my nose, and you're getting my flashy cannon to the face. WAHAHAHA"
"haha, yeah, I guess so?"
"Oh right, before I forget may I please have your name? I forgot to ask for it."
"Oh it's, my name is, Emily."
"Alright men! Be sure to make our new recruit feel welcome!"
"Sure thing captain."
"Whatever you say."
"Welcome aboard Emily."
"She joins you? I thought she was joining me."
"Be quiet straw hat,-"
*clank* "Captain, sir, the cannon is ready!"
"Perfect timing, now before I execute the straw hat kid, I got something to show you all." The clown then looks at his creation with a smile, "I've handcrafted a flashy cannonball and a cannon specially designed for this special cannonball, and so I decided to name the cannonball after my flashy name, the Muggy's ball."
At that moment, the clown's men surround him and throw pink flower petals over his head like a newly bride about to be wed.
"What the hell?!"
"Sorry captain, we know this isn't what you were looking for but this is all we could find."
"Damn town. First they barely have any treasure, barely enough food for goddamn anything and now all they have left are pink flower petals just to rub it in! Damn it! Men! Aim at that godforsaken town!"
"Sir yes sir!"
*Hurh* *Hurh*
*clank*
"Everything is in place sir!"
"Perfect, stand aside men! I want to enjoy this flashy moment." The clown then grins like a madman and ignites the cannon's fuse, "Cannon's away!"
"Cannon's away!"
"Hey Jaune, did you say something?"
"No, I thought you said something to me."
"Well I-"
*BANG*
"Cannon! Jaune watch out!"
"oof, Zoro! What is going on?"
"We're under attack!"
*BOOM!* Goes the town behind them
"WAHAHAHA" The clown laughs as Luffy and Emily look on in horror
"WAHAHAHA! ALL SHALL FEAR CAPTAIN BUGGY!"