Hall outside Beacon Cafeteria,
Some months later…
"Colys, did you make sure to fully restock your Dust supplies?" Rhydwyn inquired of his wayward leader, eliciting a groan from the raven head.
"Ugh. You sound like my mom, Rhydwyn. Granted, she wouldn't ask about Dust." Colys complained to his teammate, pushing open the doors to the Cafeteria just in time for one of Yang's infamous puns.
"I always kick my semesters off with a Yang!" The blonde brawler joked, with the rest of Team R.W.B.Y. and all of Team C.R.S.N. groaning, and a boo from Nora.
"Great. What did we just walk into?" Nuada asked none in particular, noticing a pie flying towards Weiss' face from across the room. As soon as it impacted the Heiress, the entirety of Team R.W.B.Y. glared daggers at Nora, the one responsible for the thrown pastry.
"Rhydwyn, you thinking what I'm thinking?" Colys asked, motioning to the frozen fruit stored to the side.
"Food war?"
"Food. War." At those words, fruit began flying in the air towards the two teams, impacting them with enough force so as to knock them back.
"NO ONE MESSES WITH THE FRUIT MAGE!" Colys shouted, cackling menacingly at his victims as the seemingly endless rain of fruit kept going. Until Nuada ran in carrying an entire roasted pig.
"You may be the Fruit Mage Colys, but I am the Meat Mage!" The more rotund member of team C.R.S.N. shouted, flinging the suckling pig at Teams R.W.B.Y. and J.N.P.R. hitting Weiss in the face and knocking the heiress into a pillar. Continuing their barrage, Team C.R.S.N. failed to notice a hail of cans, courtesy of Pyrrha, before it was too late. Getting nailed in the gut by one of the cans, Colys shouted in pain from the impact before forming a barrier of frozen fruit around himself and his Team. It was at this moment that Ruby stood on a table, milk carton in her hand.
"Justice will be swift, justice will be painful," crushing the cardboard pint in her hand for emphasis, Ruby continued, "It will be delicious!" at that moment the entirety of Team R.W.B.Y. rallied behind their leader, joining in her shouting as Team C.R.S.N. recovered from the hail of soda, Colys giving off a threatening glare at the two teams.
"You may think little of us, but that was your first, and fatal, mistake. For we have the capabilities of your downfall! Team C.R.S.N., Charge!" The noirette shouted, his teammates rushing to action while grabbing any food similar to their normal weaponry.
(AN: I'd Begin the Battle Theme from FFVI)
Running at Yang, Colys began a semi-brutal fistfight with his fellow brawler, until he noticed a growing shadow behind him.
"Oh, you think you can use my own domain against me? You made a foolish mistake J.N.P.R.!" The ice-user shouted, managing to shift the watermelons of course due to the ice frozen in them from earlier. One managed to veer towards Jaune and impact his head until a second one went into his gut and knocked him over painfully. Turning back to the blonde he was facing, Colys noticed the turkeys over her fists.
"Oh, so you think adding weaponry will help you?" He taunted, before mimicking her with a nearby watermelon and exchanging blows with Yang until the fruit on his left hand began to crack.
"Heh, I'd say you have a one in a melon chance of beating me right now." The blonde punned, as Colys grew increasingly annoyed before he smirked at noticing the nearby coolers.
"I wouldn't count your turkeys before they hatch, Yang!" The dark haired man retorted, lifting his hands up to cause the frozen meat inside of the freezers to fly at the blonde, somewhat burying her in the frosted meats. Chuckling to himself slightly, he turned around to see a three-way battle between the rest of his team, the remaining members of Team R.W.B.Y., and Team J.N.P.R., with his team and Team R.W.B.Y. forming a sort of alliance against the only full team. However, he turned around suddenly when he heard the pile of frozen meat explode with Yang standing back up looking no worse for wear despite the previous situation she was in.
"Well, looks like it's time for round two," Colys muttered, bringing a new set of watermelons over with his semblance, preparing to face against his fellow boxer. Over with Nuada, Rhydwyn, and Sinikka, things weren't going as well against team J.N.P.R. despite their advantage in numbers. As Nuada rushed his fellow hammer user, a makeshift hammer in hand, made from stabbing a pole into a watermelon, with he and Nora exchanging attempted blows to each other consistently while Rhydwyn and Blake faced off against Pyrrha using baguettes as spears and swords. Sinikka worked with Ruby and Weiss to defeat Ren, seeing as Jaune had managed to get knocked into a wall earlier resulting in him becoming unconscious. As Nuada and Nora hit their melon hammers together, resulting in a clashing of the poles to see who would hit the other first, Colys came flying through hitting the orange head in the process, causing both to ram into a wall. Standing out of the hole he and Nora's bodies made, the ravenette ran past his partner to re-engage Yang in a fist fight, while Nora remained in the hole, unconscious. Shrugging to himself, Nuada rushed to aid in the face-off against Pyrrha by running in and slamming his pseudo hammer down, narrowly missing the redhead in doing so. While with Sinikka she thrust forward with a swordfish she ended up finding, using it like her gun-blade minus the gun part. Stabbing at her fellow raven-haired adult, Ren jumped up to narrowly avoid the attack before spinning the pair of leeks he held at the Cronos user attempting to throw her off balance. Jumping back, Sinikka tossed her makeshift weapon to Weiss seeing as the heiress would be better to use it. Raising her hand at the pseudo-albino, she increased her perception of time so as to allow the strikes to be that much faster. As Ruby ran forward, she attempted a forward kick at Ren, managing to strike the noirette in the gut, stunning him long enough for Weiss to knock him back. The eight combatants then heard a crash as Colys uppercutted Yang, sending her through the roof. Literally. There was now a distinctly Yang shaped hole in the ceiling thanks to Colys. Whistling to himself, the dark-haired boxer then rushed forward to join in the fight against Ren, lashing out with a brutal series of punches before grabbing his fellow dark haired male and throwing him into the air. Jumping above his target, Colys clasped his hands together and slammed them down on Ren, sending the poor boy into the ground with a back on the ground, he then looked at the boys previous opponents.
"What? I thought that would help?" Sighing he then just motioned for the four of them to aid against Pyrrha, however, the aforementioned redhead went flying past them into a pillar and slumped to the floor in defeat. Blinking, Colys the called the rest of his team and Team R.W.B.Y. over, as he heard a distant screaming that grew louder. Motioning to Nuada, the brunette extended his right arm to catch the source of the noise, Yang. placing the blond back down, Nuada retracted his arm and began to roll his shoulder while the rest of Team C.R.S.N. began to stretch with Team R.W.B.Y. looking on in confusion.
(Pause the Music)
"What exactly did you guys do over break?" Yang asked of Colys, who merely shrugged.
"Well, we mostly trained seeing as there was nothing else to do. Why do you ask?" The team leader inquired, much to the apparent astonishment of the other team.
"Why do we- do you see what you managed to do?!" Weiss stated, incredulous at the black-haired man either not knowing of, or most likely not caring about, the destruction mostly his team brought upon the cafeteria without even breaking a sweat.
"Yeah, I do. And?" Colys retorted, cleaning his ear out with his pinky before pulling it out and looking at the finger, realizing there was nothing in his ear to begin with. Turning towards the exit, Colys noticed that the other team was standing in his way before he and his team could even try to leave.
"Hey, uh," He began, tugging at his collar in nervousness, "is something wrong?" He managed to get out, chuckling nervously.
"Well, why don't you share with us those training techniques you mentioned." Yang practically demanded, a light glare in her eyes.
"Heh, well, you see…" The noirette never finished his statement as Yang ran up and punched him, sending him flying back into a wall.
(Resume)
Getting out of the wall, Colys glared at his fellow boxer before bursting forward, returning the punch with full force and sending the blonde into an entirely different wall. Seeing the damage wrought brought the remainder of both teams out of their stupor as they launched at each other, wielding varying weapons made from food…
(Music End)
A few hours later…
As team C.R.S.N. stood victorious over their foes, Colys noticed something.
"Guys, we may want to clean this" he stated, noting the state of the cafeteria. Or lack thereof. As in there was hardly anything that signified it was a cafeteria other than the somehow intact tables, which were stacked on a wall.
"Uh…." It was at this precise moment that Goodwitch stormed in, a clearly annoyed expression on her face as she glared at the 'victorious' team. Blinking and slowly turning his head, Colys began to sweat bullets as the approaching professor grew ever closer. Stopping a few feet from the door, the blonde then raised her riding crop she oddly always had and caused the tables, plates, and anything else that was destroyed or moved during the fight to go back to its rightful place, any damage repaired. Noting that everything was back in place, she glared at the offending teams.
"Children, please. Do not play with your food." The strict professor nearly ordered the three teams, as they somehow managed to regain their jovial attitude. Beginning to storm off, Glynda visual relaxed as Professor Ozpin approached her from outside…
In a Warehouse outside of Vale
A few hours later…
"Kekekekekeke." Franmalth chuckled out at the situation the youngest members of the little group he was a part of managed to get themselves into. A scolding from Cinder.
"I didn't expect you two to fail that badly. Kekekeke." The one-eyed demon chortled, walking forward next to his current associates.
"I hope you don't mind that went through your plans to infiltrate Beacon. Disguising yourselves as students seem like a good idea, however, candlehead's partner may not be the best choice for a fourth member to your little quartet." Franmalth told the three, Roman giving a slightly indignant cry from behind him.
(Start the first 16 seconds of Bongo Bongo's Battle Theme, and then end after those 16 seconds)
"Luckily, I have a better solution. Nikita, Come here!" Shouting out, a series of shadows began to coalesce in the corner, forming a vaguely humanoid shape until the right eye sockets glowed a deep red, an odd, sun-like pattern replacing the pupil and iris. Walking from the shadows, an almost unnaturally dark skinned male strode out, an eyepatch over his left eye with the same design as his right pupil emblazoned on it. His unnaturally long, dark hair fell to his back and he strode over to Franmalth, expressionless.
"What is it, my master?" The somewhat purple skinned male inquired of the yellow demon, his voice a deep gravelly tone.
"I need you to aid these people in a *ahem* task they have planned out." Franmalth began, handing a manilla file folder to Nikita, "You will be infiltrating an academy, of sorts. The details are all in there, so be sure to read them over."
"Yes, my master." Saluting to the cane-wielding demon, he disappeared back into the shadows once more…
Blueghast900: Well, we had a certainly interesting chapter, now didn't we?
Colys: I'll say. Considering the amount of bruises I now have, I'd say it was quite eventful.
Edward Elric: Al, what are we doing here?
Alphonse: I don't quite know, brother.
Blueghast: Ah yes, the Elric brothers decided to appear for once.
Ed: Hey you! Giant, talking head-thing! Explain where we are or I'll mess you up!
Blueghast: Geez, no need to get so riled up. As for the location, this is known as an Author's Note, where literally anything I say is possible.
Ed: Ok? I guess that works.
Blueghast: Damn right it does. Anyways, as always, Read, Rate, Review, and Favorite.
*Blueghast900 has signed off*