Episode 10

Mario and co. arrive at Glitzville.

Mario: No matter how many times I come here, I'll always wonder how this thing can float.

Spiky Joe: ...

Mario and his peeps walk through the automated doors of the Glitz Pit, then walk over to the security guard standing in front of the non-automated door which leads to the Locker Rooms.

Guard #2: Hey, you can't come in here, bub... This where we make sausages... Man Sausages...

Mario: Mm hmm, yeah... I'm the Great Gonzales, I'm allowed to enter.

Guard #2: Oh rly? Then show me your Champion Belt.

Mario: Ya rly... But... Uh... I left it at home...

Guard #2: Likely story, bub... Then go get it, if you want in.

Mario: Augh!

Mario then goes all the way to the Cheep Blimp, waits for the next boat to the Mushroom Kingdom, gets on the boat with his party members, goes to his house, searches for his belt, gives up on it, sees that Spiky Joe found it under Mario's bed, takes the belt, puts it in the Key Items slot, gets groggy, goes all the way back to the boat, misses the boat, waits for the next boat, gets on the boat, arrives at Rogueport, gets back on the Cheep Blimp, goes to the Guard, and shows him the Champion's Belt.

Guard #4: What's that thing, bub?

Mario: Ah! This is the Champion's Belt! I spent 5 hours to get it just to get back in those Locker Rooms!!

Guard #4: Geez, OK, I just switched shifts, so I didn't know what was going on.

The guard moves out of the way to let Mario and co. through the door. They walk into Jolene's office without knocking.

Jolene: ! Mario! Most normal people knock before they enter a private room, ya know!

Mario: Meh, what're ya going to do?

Jolene: ...Well, why is it that you're back? Were you going to give the audience a good battle?

Mario: Yeah, that is part of my plans for today.

Jolene: ! What is he doing here?!

Spiky Joe: ...

Jolene: Don't you understand the rules of a restraining order?!

Mario: Who are you talking about? This R.S. Buzzy Beetle?

Jolene: Yes!

Mario: Ooooohh, this isn't the R.S. Top who you think it is.

Jolene: He isn't?

Spiky Joe: I isn't?

Mario: Noooo... This is not Spiky Joe... This is, uh, Spik3y Joe!

Spik3y Joe: (He can't possibly expect Jolene to fall for that!)

Jolene: ...Spik3y Joe?

Mario: Uh huh!

Jolene: ...Well, OK then. I assume he's your new partner, yes?

Spik3y Joe: :O

Mario: Yep! This wanna be me Hammer Bro. is, too!

Jolene: Ah, well, that's good, yes? I'll just update your profile on our Wiki and YourSpace.

Spik3y Joe: :O

Jolene: Hm? Oh, looks like you aren't on our roster anymore. Hm... Looks like we don't even have any files for you anymore...

Mario: NOT AGAIN!!!

Jolene: Now, now, Mario, no need to get all caps lock on us. Ah, here it is. Found your profile. Hm... It says you're, "A dumbfounded /\/008 who hacks the systems to get to the top." And you're ranked lower than the Goomba Bros.!

Mario: :O

Jolene: Hm, well... I guess our records are correct. Sorry, Mr. Gonzales, you have to start all from the beginning if you want to become champ. I'll take that belt, please.

Mario's Champion Belt disappears from his Key Items slot.

Mario: :O

Jolene: So, Mr. Gonzales, if you would, please head yourself over to the Minor League Locker Room.

Mario reluctantly walks to the Minor League Locker Room.

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But, meanwhile...

Mafefe: ha! thatll teach him to referenc that losers fan fiction!

Back at the Glitz Pit, Mario sees all his old Minor League Homies, and explains his predicament.

END

Short chapter is short.