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Present Day...

Hermione stripped off her white school shirt and began bouncing up and down on her husband with vigour. Now all she wore was her Slytherin tie (another of Severus' ideas), her grey plait skirt and her knee high socks with black high heels. Severus thought that this was now the best view in the world. He felt as though both his heart and his balls were going to burst at the sight. She dragged her dainty pink nails down his chest and kissed him passionately. The kiss became more heated and ended with Severus latching onto Hermione's neck, licking and sucking on her pulse-point (an act he had picked up from Hermione. He knew it drove her wild, as it did him). Hermione gave a guttural groan and began sliding up and down on her husband's rock hard cock with increasing speed.

"oooh...Severus...gods I love you...mmm...come for me darling...please..."

"...Mione..." She could hear the strain in his voice. He was close.

Hermione threw her head back so hard, Severus thought she would fall off his lap, she screamed louder than he'd ever heard her before as she orgasmed on top of him. "Holy fuck...Severus!"

Her walls clenched around his cock with such force it drove him over the edge, spilling every drop he had in his wife. "Fuck!...Hermione!" He grabbed her arse cheeks hard as she slowly rode to a stop.

Breathing heavily, the couple wrapped their arms around one another, still seated on the desk chair. Both of them moaned as his now flacid member slipped out of her slippery folds.

"Merlin Hermione. That was..."

"Amazing Severus. Amazing."

"I love you Mrs Snape. Even though you're such a naughty school girl." He said kissing her on the forehead.

"I love you too, Professor. Even though you're the bat of the dungeons. You're my bat. My Russie." She gave him a gentle and loving kiss. It was such a different atmosphere from the one that existed moment before, more relaxed and less...dirty. Hermione gave a contented sigh and stood from her husband's lap.

She transfigured her tie into a pyjama top and her skirt into bed shorts - the socks turned into bunny rabbit slippers.

At seeing her slippers Severus gave a chuckle, "Always a child eh Hermione?"

"Damn Straight Grandad! Now, you pervy old man...shall we return to be for a few hours, the kids won't be up for a while and I feel like a snuggle." She said with a pout.

"Don't call me Grandad and I will consider it!" He took her hand and led her to their bedroom for a few hours well deserved rest.

A few minutes had passed and Hermione's eyes began to droop, she was comfortable cuddled into the chest of the man she loved. Severus was now dressed in his black (surprise, surprise) jogging sleep pants but kept his chest bare as he knew how much his wife loved to trace his scars. It was oddly therapeutic to her and she still loved every one of them as much as she had ten years ago. She was abruptly woken up as she heard a cry for the next bedroom,

"Mummy! Daddy! I torsty!"

10 years ago...

Severus quickly dressed himself and Hermione with a wave of his hand, he sat her down in the chair and looked at the door handle as it began to turn.
The door slowly opened with a creak and a tall, imposing figure stood in the doorway. As the figure walked towards them the light from the window caught their face.

"Jesus Christ Albus, you almost gave us a heart attack, I thought you were that batty witch!" Severus said with a mixture of anger, relief and humour in his voice.

"I apologise my dear boy. When Sybil said about the both of you having the flu, I remembered our alarm system." Albus said with a twinkle in his eye.

Hermione looked between the two of them in confusion, "Alarm system?"

Severus sighed and sat next to Hermione, taking her hand in his. "You see. my love, we had always expected Sybil to do something like this many years ago. Her obsession with me is unhealthy at the least and Albus and I had agreed that we would use the 'caught the flu' excuse if she ever took me. I merely added your name to the story so the Headmaster would be aware that you had also been kidnapped." He kissed her forehead and turned to the Headmaster with a sneer as Albus handed them back their wands.

"You certainly took your time Albus! Why did you leave us here for so long? Hermione was terrified."

"Oh was that why she was screaming Severus...or was that you I heard. They are called Silencing charms for a reason my son, I would suggest next time you use it. I merely took so long as I did not want to interrupt your...time together." Albus smirked and headed towards the door.

"The Aurors have Sybil in their custody, arrest for assault and kidnap with the intent to murder. I suggest you both compose yourselves and accompany me to my office please."

He swept out the room and left an embarrassed Severus and Hermione looking at each other in astonishment followed by a smirk and then a chuckle from both parties.

"Oh Merlin Rus, how embarrassing!" Hermione said with a giggle as she walked into his open arms.

"Embarrassing but think of the street cred we'll both have now. We'll be legends with the kids now. Now, come. We must go and see Albus." He pulled away from her and gave her a peck on the lips.
"You go ahead love. I'll be there in a minute."
Seeing the coast was clear, Hermione turned to the desk behind her.

She shrank it in size and popped it in her pocket. It would make a glorious 1st anniversary present for Severus. It was a souvenir she'd forever want in her possession.

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