Tenten's diary, April 1

I swear on my life that I had nothing to do with the incident that included Tsunade getting attacked by a mob. Nor did I have anything to do with the incident that sent a squad of ANBU into the forest to retrieve half of the Academy. But, I did have something to do with Gai losing the competition.

Okay, so I walked into the bookstore, and picked up a copy of Icha Icha Violence, because it was the only one of the books they had. And I paid for it and went outside and started to read it. Of course, this was hard to do, because the mere thought of reading that mentally scarred me.

So, I snuck to Sasuke's house and set it on his doorstep, leaving a note saying Kakashi won before knocking on the door and disappearing. But, my plan was ruined, because it was dark, and Sasuke thought that is was not me, but Neji whom had left this perverted book there. What happened next is a mystery to me, but I do know that I haven't gotten involved again yet, and I'm proud of it.

Before I stop writing, here's something I should tell you. This morning, when I woke up, I found a kunai just inches from my head. There was a note attatched to it. I still haven't read it yet, so that's what I'm going to do now.

Tenten


So you took the opportunity of Gai winning away from him, and made it seem like I did it, didn't you? I think you've made it clear to me now that you hate me. I completely understand that even though I've done many nice things for you, there's something about me that ticks you off. I may be cold-hearted, but your heart is frozen solid.

And, just so you know, we're still going to get married. I'm going to make your life so bad that you'd rather be living in Hell. And it's gonna take a whole lot of changing to ge me to drop that.

Your "beloved"

A/N: I do not own Naruto. At all. So there.