So I decided that these chapters are going to be short. I just want something short that makes you smile. Plus I'm kinda focused on my other one for long chapters. I hope this doesn't take away from the story too much, think of as short and sweet, but the one year mark is coming up so I'll do a long one for that. ;)

-Enjoy

"I'll kill you brat!" Kisame yelled charging forward. He had his sword out and he was very ready to strike the small blonde down. "You think your so funny don't you?"

"Is Daddy going to punish me?" Naruto asked rubbing himself against Juno. "Don't ground me! I only wanted to see Iwa, I'll come home!"

Kurotsuchi stared at the boy, he didn't seem like this when she met him. Now he was just crazy. "Naruto keep him distracted from the front, I'll get behind him alright?"

Naruto nodded. He had always wanted to try a threesome. "Mother Itachi wouldn't punish me as harsh as you do." He pouted.

"It doesn't help like you enjoy the punishment." The voice of Itachi came from behind Kisame. He walked slowly and sighed sitting himself of the ground. "And why am I the mother?"

"I want to fight my Mother, not you Daddy." Naruto said stomping over to Itachi.

"Don't encourage this behaviour Itachi! I want a fight!" Kisame yelled.

Itachi smirked, he liked seeing his partner get a little riled up once and awhile. A little payback for being a horrible partner was needed. "Would you like me to braid your hair Naruto?"

Naruto jumped happily into Itachi's lap. "Yes please, it's kinda long huh?"

"It's almost past your shoulders now, would you like me to cut it for you?" Itachi asked running his hands through the blonde hair, Naruto leaning into his touch.

"Hmm, I think I'll keep it for a little while longer. I want Gaara to cut it for me." Naruto replied.

"Gaara? The one tailed?" Kisame asked aloud.

"Yeah, are you guys hunting him too?" Naruto winced when Itachi pulled his hair just a little too hard. The older boy muttering an apology.

"He's not ours to claim." Kisame muttered. "So are you coming 'Home' with us Naruto."
"After Iwa." Naruto smiled as Kurotsuchi came up behind Kisame and delivered a hard punch causing the fish man to stumble a bit.

"Bitch." Kisame grunted and looked at the blonde who was a giggling mess on Itachi's lap. "Was this your plan?"

Naruto shook his head and pointed to Kurotsuchi who was behind the trio accompanied by a large force of Iwa ninja and the kage.

"Oh no. Iwa Kage is here." Naruto giggled getting up from Itachi's lap and giving Kisame an unexpected kuni in the butt. "Kisame has a poisoned butt now."

"He poisoned me?" Kisame asked pulling the kunai out of his backside with a grunt. "He poisoned me Itachi!"

"Maybe you should have hit him harder." Itachi smirked slightly seeing Kisame become more ticked off by the second. "Why do you punish your son so lightly?"

"Hello Iwa kage!" Naruto bowed to the tiny old man.

"This is the child?" Onoki asked.

"Yes sir, it seemed that on our way back here we were approached by these two men." A ninja informed. "They are from the Akatsuki, the group Deidra defected to."

"Don't mention that traitor around here!" Onoki growled. "Let's get rid of these two, is there anyone else I should be worried about?"

"Uh, um, well..."

"Spit it out!"

"Jiraiya the toad sage was traveling with the boy."

Onoki sighed, so he had two Kage level missing nin and a sannin. This kid was more trouble than he was worth. He didn't really know what he was going to do with the boy, get some Konoha secretes out of him. Maybe torture him a bit? It seemed that the kid was crazy enough.

"You smell nice mr Kage." Naruto said standing right beside the man. "Jiji smelled nicer when he was covered in blood."

"Brat, who said you could smell me?" Onoki smacked the boy over his head with a large rock. "I'm not your grandfather either."

"Well Jiji wasn't my grandfather, and besides, why can't you be my new grandfather? Jiji is dead now." Naruto asked.

Onoki thought for a second. Was this 'Jiji' the boy was talking about be the recently deceased Hokage? Either way he just wanted the kid gone. "I'm not going to be your grand that you brat, now go back to Konoha. You cause way too much trouble."

Naruto sighed crossing his arms with a huff. "I thought Iwa was going to be fun.

"Yeah well go fight back in Konoha, I just want you gone." Onoki rubbed his temples trying to ease the raging headache that he was having. "And you two!" He pointed to both Itachi and Kisame. "Go fight outside of Iwa! I'm done with your organization! Out!"

Kisame smirked. "Gladly." Then grabbed Naruto by his collar and started dragging him out of the village and off to the nearest hideout. "Come on 'son'."

"I'm so glad that you finally stepped up to take your role as father." Naruto cried fake tears while putting a hand to his heart. "Just remember that you butt has been poisoned."

Kisame was one hundred percent ready to kill the boy there, but Itachi put a hand on his shoulder restraining him. "It wouldn't be right to punish in public."

Naruto laughed, he loved doing roleplay. Even if Kisame hated the idea of being fake married to Itachi, everyone knew we was into buns and not hotdogs.

"Just wait till Leader-sama hears about this one." Itachi smirked.

Oh this was going to be a long trip back.

-Fizzydrink101