I just thought everyone should know that this catfight takes place right after Elphaba and Fiyero run away together so Nessa hasn't died yet…therefore it is not the actual 'Catfight' scene from the musical (that was funny enough as it was…I wouldn't dare mess with it)…if anyone's interested I just finished my Twilight/Wicked crossover 'The Emerald Apple' so if u want to check it out…
Also I am using another idea from ghostly bender (I hope you don't mind that I didn't use your actual idea but rather your bit about the 'fluffy pink death wish')
So yeah enjoy (wow I can't believe there are already 10 chapters and almost 70 reviews)!
*Defying Gravity has logged on*
*Popular has logged on*
Popular: how could you steal fiyero from me? wat did I ever do 2 u???
Defying Gravity: I didn't steal him he came with me!!!!
Popular: clearly u were in cahoots before he left…
Defying Gravity: no we weren't…I was just as confused as u were!
Popular: u were totally expecting it!
Defying Gravity: yeah that's why I said "what?" in a confused voice when he said he was coming with me!
Popular: do u have a pink fluffy death wish?!!
Defying Gravity: well at least I'll go down in style…
Popular: r u making fun of me???
Defying Gravity: no…
Popular: and why would u want to go down in style??? I mean look at what u wear…black is so last century!!
Defying Gravity: im a fugitive not a runway model…plus green doesn't really go with anything but black…
Popular: hey u changed the subject…we're supposed to be arguing about fifi!
Defying Gravity: u know he hated that nickname!
Popular: idc
Defying Gravity: don't u mean idk?
Popular: no I mean idc as in I DON'T FRIGGIN CARE!
Defying Gravity: wouldn't that be idfc?
Popular: since when r u an acronym nazi!?
Defying Gravity: since I felt like it!!!
Popular: im gonna murder u!!
Defying Gravity: wat r u gonna do? stick me in a bubble until I suffocate? Or maybe stab me to death with high heels?
Popular: well wat r u gonna do? stick me in a field of poppies until I sleep myself to death??
Defying Gravity: no…where'd u get that idea?
Popular: never mind….
*Defying Gravity has rubbed horse poop in Popular's virtual hair*
Popular: oh no u didn't…!
Defying Gravity: oh yes I did!
Popular: don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation…hip rotation…
Defying Gravity: really glinda?
Popular: elbow elbow wrist wrist face it girl u just got dissed..
Defying Gravity: I couldn't care less if I got dissed…rite now im more concerned with the fact that the whole world hates me!
Popular: well clearly fiyero doesn't…
Defying Gravity: hey is there a gps in ur phone?
Popular: no why?
Defying Gravity: darn it…I was gonna give chistery a laxative and send him in ur direction!
Popular: !! U R SUCH A SICKO!!
*Dancing Through Life has logged on*
Dancing Through Life: r u guys finished catfighting…
Defying Gravity: wat do u think fiyero?
Dancing Through Life: gosh girls take so long to settle their problems…why can't u just punch each other a few times and be done with it…
Popular: the punching part sounds like a good idea…
Defying Gravity: yero look wat u did…
Popular: yero? So ur ok with yero but not with fifi?
Dancing Through Life: fifi sounds like a fluffy little dog's name…
Sorry that one was kinda random…tell me whether u liked it or not…I can never tell if what I write is funny or really really lame….
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!