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BGM: The Law of Pajamaja (Mario and Luigi: Dream Team)

"Whoa…" Lucy said in amazement as they looked high up when they reached the bottom of Mount Pajamaja.

"Wow, I knew the mountain was big, but I didn't think it'd be that big!" Happy exclaimed.

"I dunno, I feel like Youkai Mountain is taller." Marisa said, her arms folded.

"It definitely does." Reimu nodded in agreement.

"Come, little cutlets! We begin tour!" Lil' Massif said as they walked forward, and then realized they was no way to go any higher, but then Flandre noticed a button and then curiously pressed it, causing several platforms to lower as they proceeded to go up and joined them.

"And now, we move!" Big Massif exclaimed. "BEEF!"

"HAM!" Lil Massif yelled as all of them sweatdropped.

"I feel like we made a massive mistake…" Starlow muttered.

"Come! We go to peak!" Big Massif said as the two of them ran off with the others following… only to lose them.

"Oh, you gotta be kidding me, where'd they go?" Marisa wondered as they started scouring all over the place, finding a few Attack Pieces along the way, and also finding two statues from preventing them from going forward, as they turned a right and soon found themselves in an area that had lava in it.

"Ugh, a mountain full of lava…" Reimu groaned. "It's Thwomp Volcano all over again…"

"Oh come on guys, it's not that horrible." Natsu said.

"Yeah, but one of us is wearing dark clothing." Carla said, glancing at Marisa.

"I never plan for hot weather, okay?" Marisa sighed.

"Little cutlets!" A voice called out as they saw the Massif Bros waving them over. "Is good tour, no?"

"Uh, yeah… except it's freaking hot in here!" Starlow complained.

"Nonsense! Little heat never hurt anybody." Big Massif said. "Now, in order to continue tour, little cutlets must find way to get through this gap, or tour ends for you. You may want to do something like… this!" He said, getting on top of his little bro and doing the Spin Jump technique and made it across the gap easily.

Luigi's eyes widened. "Bro…"

"Yeah?"

"Didn't we use that technique some time ago?"

"I'm pretty sure."

"Do you think we still got it?"

"Let's find out." Mario said as he hopped on top of his bro as they began to spin around and go through the gap easily… and when they landed, Mario hopped off and Luigi faceplanted.

"Ooogh… I forgot how dizzy I get…" Luigi groaned as the Gensokyo girls and the Dragon Slayers with Exceeds flew up and picked up Lucy and Levy, Erza simply went into her Black Wing Armor to get across, and Gray made an icy walkway for him and Juvia to get across as it melted once they crossed over.

"Da! Excellent! We continue tour!" Lil' Massif said and they took off once again, leaving them in the dust as they walked along and grabbed another Attack Piece as they kept going… and then wound up with a huge pillow in front of them.

"Oh my!" Dreambert exclaimed.

"Um… that Pi'illo… really let himself go." Starlow said.

"Not necessarily. It's a Mega Pi'illo." Dreambert said.

"That's definitely comfortable for two." Reimu said, referring to Luigi and Meiling.

"Hmm, there's another one over there." Dreambert mused, seeing another gigantic pillow in the distance. "Well, let's get to work on these two." He said as Luigi and Meiling proceeded to sleep. "You know, it amazes me how much these two can sleep."

"Right? I'm jealous!" Starlow said.

"Wish I could sleep like those two." Lucy said as they hopped on in while Starlow kept watch, and as they were walking about in the Dream World, they came across some spikes, as Luigi had an idea in the Luiginary Works and told Mario, which they then turned into a Luiginary Typhoon as they simply flew over it.

"So, got anything interesting?" Flandre asked as Dreamy Meiling suddenly transformed into a helicopter. "Oh!" She grinned and the Meiling propeller flew over the spikes with ease.

"A Meilinary Helicopter. That's actually pretty cool." Gajeel said.

"I just hope Meiling isn't dizzy." Levy said, and unfortunately, they were getting dizzy but they still held on as tight as they could until they safely landed… and then the helicopter crumbled.

"Aww… I was hoping to fly it a little more." Flandre pouted.

"Well, they all gotta rest someway." Dreambert said as they soon broke the Nightmare Chunk, as they all got out of the Dream World where the Mega Pi'illo awakened.

"Freedom!" He cried.

"Ah, good." Dreambert smiled.

"Prince Dreambert! It's good to see you again!"

"Good to see you too." Dreambert nodded.

"Hey! Little cutlets!" A voice caught their attention as they saw the Massif Bros. "Get a move on! We continue tour!"

"…Do they realize that they're speed demons?" Happy asked with a sweatdrop.

"They're not that fast." Natsu said as they followed them.

"We always keep losing them." Lucy pointed out.

"Good point…" He muttered as they walked to catch up with the meatheads, and lo and behold, they lose them again as they proceeded to climb the mountain a little more until they soon found the Massif Bros near the ledge.

"Good! Little cutlets made it. Now, this will separate the hams from the beef!" Lil' Massif said.

"…Uh, come again?" Sakuya asked, trying to figure out what he said.

"He means that we'll be freefalling from this high up." Big Massif said.

"FROM THIS HIGH?!" Carla yelled.

"Are you trying to kill us?!" Lucy exclaimed.

"Uh, big bro…" Lil' Massif whispered. "Is not what I had in mind… this mountain may actually kill them…"

"Ha! Nonsense! We laugh at mountain! Besides, we do have our little landing strategy, don't we?"

"Uh…"

"Thought so! They oughta prove themselves… and this is it!" Big Massif said. "Now! Watch Big Massif!" He said to the group. "Oh, and no flying or anything! You must use your legs to land!"

"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.

"Now!" Big Massif backed up and ran off before leaping off the cliff. "CANNONBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!"

"…Whoa…" Lil Massif said in amazement before realizing he was left behind. "B-B-Big Bro! Wait for me!" He said and then hopped off as well.

"Sooooo… who's going first?" Lucy asked.

"Ha! Stand aside!" Natsu cracked his knuckles. "I'll show you how it's done!" He said and then quickly ran off. "WAHOOOOO!"

"NATSU, NO!" Lucy yelled, but he was still cheering, completely unaware that he was picking up speed, and then the Mario Bros jumped off together.

"This is gotta be the craziest thing that we're doing." Reimu said.

"I think I read a book once about several teenagers with hunting weapons doing this." Marisa said. "Well… if we can't fly down… might as well do it." She said as she did it as well, as she screamed. "THIS WAS A BIG MISTAAAAAAAAAKE!" She yelled as everyone else did the same… but Lucy didn't do it.

"Nuh-uh! No way! I'm not doing something that'll kill me!" She exclaimed, as she heard whimpering and turned to see Wendy not wanting to do it either, nor Carla. "You guys too?"

"Are you kidding? I don't wanna jump off of something that huge!" Wendy protested.

"Can't we just go down the long way?" Carla asked.

Lucy thought of something. "Hey, why don't we go down together? It probably won't be so bad." She said. Famous last words… She thought.

Wendy hesitantly nodded. "Okay…" She said as they all looked down, causing them to pale… not to mention it was a little windy up there.

"Okay, on the count of three." Lucy smiled. "One… two…" She looked down again. "Uh… t-two and a half…"

Unknown to any of them, a Pi'illodactyl caught sight of them and smirked, as they looked like tasty meals as he then decided to launch a simple fireball to roast them up, but thanks to the wind, it was going just right behind their heels.

"T-T-Two and three quarters…" Lucy gulped.

"J-Just take your time…!" Carla said as Wendy closed her eyes, a tear running down her cheek… and then the fireball landed right behind them, as the explosion knocked them off their feet and into the air, causing them to scream and fell to their dooms, causing the Pi'illodactyl to sweatdrop as it was not what it had in mind.

The three of them hugged each other, closing their eyes and kept screaming… until they landed on something soft. "…Huh?" Wendy asked.

"We're alive?" Lucy asked and looked around. "We're alive! YES!" She exclaimed as she high fived the others.

"Yeah… we softened the blow…" A voice groaned as they looked down to see they were on a pile consisting of their friends, all of them groaning.

"Someone… get… Eirin…" Natsu groaned.

"Or someone who lost their medical license by removing someone's skeleton…" Marisa groaned. "I… I don't care who heals us up faster…!"

"Ah! You are all full of beef! Come, we continue tour!" Big Massif said as they didn't seem fazed by the hard landing, until…

"B-Bro… my feet are made of jelly…!" Lil' Massif whispered.

"Shhhh! We'll make them… ow… beefier again…!"

Several people healed up later…

"Ah, I feel much better! Thanks Wendy!" Natsu smiled.

"Any time!" Wendy smiled.

"Honestly, what were you talking about with a doctor removing someone's skeleton? I wouldn't trust him with my life." Carla said. "Now, if there's a doctor that could outsmart the devil… now he I would trust."

"I was in pain, I didn't know what the hell I was saying." Marisa said as they pressed onward and soon found themselves with the other mega pillow where Luigi and Meiling rested their heads and they hopped on in, where they got out a few minutes later where the other Mega Pi'illo revived.

"Yay!"

Suddenly, there was a loud gasp. "Bro? Is that you?"

"Oh! It is!" The other Mega Pi'illo flew over. "It's great to see you again!"

"Hey, uh, we need to get further up the mountain." Starlow said.

"Say no more! We got this!" One of them said as they began doing a very odd dance while chanting and then they hopped up in the air and then crushed the statues in front of them.

"Oh yeah!"

"Still got it!"

"Oh my beef!" Big Massif came running up. "You destroyed statues that laughed at OUR beef?! You two…"

"Are beef lords!" Lil' Massif exclaimed.

"…Excuse me?"

"Look we're not-"

Several awkward moments later…

"Alright, we extend our tour! Come!" Big Massif said as they took off.

"You know, I could've destroyed those statues and had the same effect." Flandre said. "That way, we wouldn't have fallen down that damn mountain."

"I'm so with you there." Remilia agreed as they walked forward where the Massif Bros taught the Mario Bros the Side Drill to dig through breakable rocks, while Lucy called out Virgo to help them dig through where the Bros met since no one else could do that.

"Oooh! Digging through the ground! Now that's beefy!" Lil Massif said and grabbed Virgo's shoulders. "You… are made of beef!"

Virgo sweatdropped and had an awkward look. "Um… what?"

"Uh oh." Lucy said as she quickly dismissed Virgo before things could get even more awkard.

"…What kind of beefy witchcraft is this?!"

"Let's continue!" Big Massif said, and as they continued, the mountain got a little too cold, complete with snow!

"Okay, is it me or is the air thinning?" Mario wondered.

"I stand corrected… this place might be higher than Youkai Mountain…" Reimu panted.

"'It's cold up here!' she complained while shivering." Horologium said. Lucy had had enough with climbing the mountain and called up Horologium to hitch a ride.

"It's not too horrible." Gray said, not complaining as he was in his underwear.

"…Is he in his underwear?" Doremy wondered.

"He strips… a lot." Marisa said.

"E gad!" Big Massif exclaimed, looking at the nearly naked Gray. "Little cutlet doesn't mind the cold?"

"I have ice powers, it doesn't bother me in the slightest." He said as the Massif Bros jawdropped.

"Bro… I think he's beefier than us…." Lil' Massif said.

"Indeed. We must keep training to be beefier and laugh at cold!"

"Agreed!"

"…These two are nuts." Starlow said.

"'I wouldn't mind seeing them frozen solid,' the lady says with some anger in her voice." Horologium repeated as they kept going, and then they found a fountain with the Massif Bros talking about the strangest thing from that fountain before heading off as they looked at it.

"It... looks drinkable." Luigi said.

"Ya know, I'm kinda parched. I wouldn't mind drinking this." Marisa said.

"'I just hope it's not something horrible,' the lady said with hopefulness." Horologium said as they proceeded to drink from it... and soon found themselves in a deep sleep, complete with dreaming up and eating different kinds of foods that made them stronger and healthier... and growing gigantic and crushing Bowser with ease, until they found out that they couldn't go back to normal anymore, causing them to yell in despair... and in the midst of despair...

"WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" Starlow screamed, as she didn't drink from it, startling them all awake by slapping them repeatedly... with a huge frozen stick that she found.

"OOOOOW!" Natsu yelled.

"WHO WHAT WHERE WHY?!" Happy yelled.

"What happened...?" Mario asked. "...And why do I feel bruised?"

"That was a fountain that can restore your health, but you fall into a deep sleep. It seemed like you were having quite the nightmare." Dreambert explained.

"Never... again..." Lucy said as she hopped back into Horologium and took off, as they soon reunited with the Massif Bros and found the last Attack Piece on the mountain as it transformed into a Dropchopper into Luigi's hands.

"Eh?" Luigi tilted his head in curiosity before putting it away and then they pressed forward until they got to another part with two Mega Pillows right next to each other as Luigi and Meiling both used a pillow and they all went into the separate dream worlds… and within a few minutes, they popped out with both of them reviving at the same time, with them doing the same ritual as before.

"…Were the Mega Pi'illos always this odd?" Dreambert wondered as they crushed the statues in the way.

"That's a definite yes." Meiling said.

"Our Meat Lords have saved us once again!" Big Massif praised.

"…Excuse me?"

"Eh?"

Even MORE awkward moments later…

"Come! We go!" Big Massif exclaimed as they went onward… and then they saw a huge wooly mammoth creature in front of them, sleeping soundly.

End BGM

"That's the legendary Mammoshka… I thought it was just a myth!" Lil Massif said.

"Shhh, we must be quiet." Big Massif advised as they heavily snuck around it, being careful not to wake the beast up… and thus, they proved successful. "Alright. Little cutlets must do the same!" He whispered as they did so… and unfortunately, Luigi's nose started to tickle.

Oh no… Luigi thought as he tried to hold it in, but it was no use. "Ah… ah… ah…!"

"Luigi!" Mario exclaimed and held his nose for him.

"Ah… thanks." Luigi smiled as Mario smiled and kept going… aaaaand then Luigi sneezed, causing them all to petrify in place, hoping that didn't wake the Mammoshka up, but… it did, and it wasn't happy as it glared at them all.

"Well, I'll leave the battling to you, lady Lucy." Horologium said and disappeared, leaving Lucy to land in the snow.

"Hey, don't leave!" Lucy exclaimed before sighing. "Great…"

The Mammoshka roared as the Massif Bros hightailed it out of there for safety, leaving them to take on the mammoth itself.

"Alright, let's take this beast down!" Natsu said.

"Aye sir! Achoo!" Happy sneezed. "Man, it's cold up here!"

BGM: Never Let Up! (Mario and Luigi: Dream Team)

The Mammoshka proceeded to try to ram into them, but they quickly avoided as the Gensokyo Girls flew up and they all fired Danmaku at the beast as it proceeded to throw massive snowballs back at them, but they avoided it as Natsu jumped up in the air, aiming directly at the weakness. "FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!" He yelled, punching it right in the weak spot, and then Mario and Luigi jumped up and hammered it, and then Gray used his ice hammer as well.

The Mammoshka ran off… only to ram into a cliff and a gigantic boulder came down on top of it and then it grabbed it with its trunk and launched it at them, only for it to shatter once Flandre aimed her hand at it and clenched her fist to destroy it as it returned to try and ram them again.

"Let's try this out!" Mario said as he pulled out a Drop Cannon and hopped on in as Luigi, Reimu, Gajeel, Marisa and Juvia hopped in as well, as they all landed right on top of the beast, and then grouped together once they jumped off and landed extra hard on it to deal more damage.

"Wahoo!" Luigi grinned as they kept battling it as the Mammoshka tried to throw snowballs at them, but thanks to Natsu and Patchouli and their fire magic, the snowballs turned into slush and evaporated and then Luigi tried out the Dropchopper with Mario and once the Mammoshka was in their line of fire, they proceeded to drop right on top of it to cause heavy damage as it started to crack and then shattered, causing it to run off, as they proceeded to wail on it to make it get smaller and smaller until the shells were destroyed and the Mammoshka laid on the snow, defeated as it lit up and exploded.

End BGM

"Now that was… interesting." Marisa said. "Not exactly what I had in mind when he shattered."

"Well, we might as well keep going." Reimu said as they pressed through the snow and then they saw the Massif Bros landing on the snow.

"Lil' bro… you saw those beasts too, correct?"

"Da. I was hoping we'd make it to summit."

"Ha! We already are on the summit!"

Lil' Massif's eyes widened. "Da, we actually are!"

"WE LAUGH AT SUMMIT! HAHAHAHA!" They yelled as the others sweatdropped.

"…I give up with these bozos…" Starlow sighed.

"You can go to summit if you want. Just be careful with those monsters." Big Massif warned as the bros took off.

"Monsters?" Erza asked.

"Quick! To Bowser!" Dreambert exclaimed as they hurried over.

Meanwhile, at the very summit…

BGM: Bowser's Theme (Mario and Luigi: Dream Team)

"Bwahaha! This is perfect!" Bowser laughed as they placed the last speaker on the ground.

"Yes… this plan is vorking!" Antasma cackled. "But first, let me do this." He said and then quickly transformed into his true self. "Ah! At last!"

"Whoa, what's with the get up?"

"Skreeheehee! This is my true form!"

"Why didn't you do that before?" Bowser asked as he folded his arms.

"When we revived him, he wasn't at full power." Junko explained.

"Ah, that's good to know."

"And now, vith this… I vill conquer the vorld!" Antasma declared.

"Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a second, buddy!" Bowser growled. "I called dibs on the world first!"

"Ah, we vill conquer the vorld together."

"…That's more like it." Bowser chuckled, and then right on cue, the others arrived.

"Hold it RIGHT there, you bozos!" Marisa exclaimed.

"Oh great." Corporal Paraplonk groaned, looking at Marisa.

"Oh no… don't tell me that you're…!" Dreambert's eyes widened.

"Yes, indeed! I have retained by true form, Dreambert! Skreeheeehee!"

"Not when I'm here!" Dreambert declared as they got ready to fight as Kamek noticed Marisa's wand.

Huh… so she IS copying my style. Well, we'll see about that! Kamek said as he slowly reached for the Hakkero.

"Hey bozos…" Bowser smirked. "Why don't you listen to this?" He asked and nodded to Antasma while covering his ears and Antasma pressed a button.

End BGM

BGM: Dreambeats (Mario and Luigi: Dream Team)

"Uh… I don't get it." Starlow said.

"Oh no, it's the Dreambeats!" Dreambert exclaimed in horror.

"…The what?"

"Basically whoever listens to it falls into a deep sleep!"

"Odd, I'm not affected by it." Starlow said.

"Ooogh… Sergeant Guy… reporting for… sleep…" Sergeant Guy fell asleep.

"Lord Bowser… permission for me to… yawn… sleep…" General Guy fell afterward, as the rest of his minions, Junko, Clownpiece and Hecatia soon fell asleep as well.

"Guys, cover your ears!" Starlow turned around, only to see them getting drowsy as her eyes widened. "Oh no…!"

"Quick! We gotta get out of here!" Dreambert said as he and Starlow smacked them all awake to try to get them to stay awake, unfortunately Luigi and Meiling were a bit… challenging as they quickly pushed them to get to safety, but sadly, they started rolling down some stairs as they soon landed in a dream point.

"Oh!" Dreambert exclaimed. "Quickly, into the Dream Portal! You can escape the music from there!" he said, getting into position as he got under Meilings and Luigi's heads as the portal opened as they all went inside the portal to escape the dreambeats.

As for the rest of Pi'illo Island… the residents all fell into a deep slumber.

Normally, I don't get bored while writing chapters, but something about writing Mount Pajamaja bored the crap out of me. No idea why.