5 times Kristian and Stephen thirsted after their husband (and the 1 time it wasn't just them)

1.

The Sun, The Moon, Their Sky

8:15 AM

Sheamus: You know that gif of Roma at the hall of fame 2017 where he smirks at the camera and does that eyebrow wiggle?

Sheamus: *send gif*

Sheamus: this one?

Kristian: *dies*

Kristian: Oh my fucking GOD

Kristian: why am I just now finding out about this?!

Kristian: why is our husband so hot? It's not fair!

Sheamus: I K R?

Sheamus: it's making me feel things and that's not ok

Kristian: lol aaaaw you really do like Leli

Sheamus: I mean ...

Sheamus: I wouldn't be tapping it almost every night if I didn't

Kristian: I know you fucking husband hog

Kristian: What does it take to get a little attention around here? Lol

Sheamus: find away to recreate that gif and you'll find yourself some action

Kristian: *runs out the door*

Kristian: SAY NO MORE

Roman: You guys know I'm in this chat too right?

Sheamus: _(ツ)/

Sheamus: there's no shame in my game

Kristian: Don't act like that Roma.

Kristian: We're the ones that have to SUFFER bc you dk how gorgeous you are

Roman: Nah I know

Sheamus: take the fucking compliment you asshole

Sheamus: and get in here before I come out there and we break the couch again

Kristian: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN?

2.

Kristian walked into the house and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw Roman sitting on the couch reading a book. It was such a casual thing to be doing, but she couldn't help but feel her heart begin to race the longer she looked at him. Why did he have to be so attractive doing everything?

She watched his mouth move as he whispered some of the words to himself. His hair was placed delicately in a bun on the top of his head but there were a few stray hairs that had fallen out and brushed against his face. There was light coming from the window shining on him and making him glow like an angel. And to top it all off, for whatever reason, it was even more attractive that he was so engrossed in his book that he hadn't even noticed that she walked through the door.

She felt her heart squeeze and her face flush. Oh god, she was in love.

"Oh my god." She whispered to herself and began to move through the apartment to the bedroom she shared with her husbands. "Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod."

Sheamus looked up from where he was on the floor playing with Blue as she entered the room. Once he noticed her state he jumped to his head and rushed over to her.

"What? What happened?" He asked grabbing her by the shoulders and forcing her to look at him.

All Kristian could do was just grab him by his arm and drag him back into the living room. She dragged him back to where she stood when she walked in and spun him around so he could get a look at their husband.

"Holy shit." Sheamus wheezed, clutching his chest.

"I know!" Kristian exclaimed, "I'm gonna cry, why is he so fucking beautiful?"

"How does he look like a god when he's just reading a damn book?!" Sheamus whispered back, "Why does he look good in that ugly old shirt? This isn't fair!"

"I'm crying," Kristian sobbed, "He looks so good."

"This isn't good for my health," Sheamus clenched his chest again and doubled over like he's been shot, "I'm dying. I'm having a heart attack, call for help!"

"No, don't die!" Kristian gripped his arm to pull him back up and shook him, "Who will fangirl over our insanely beautiful husband with me?"

"I can't go on like this!" Sheamus sniffled, "His sexiness is killing me."

"I can hear you guys." Roman's voice finally filled the room and god even that was attractive. It made both Kristian and Sheamus wheeze and double over.

Roman sighed and put his book down on the coffee table in front of him. He stood up from the couch and stretched his arms about his head, causing his shirt to rise and reveal the v on his stomach. Sheamus and Kristian fell over, sobbing on the floor and hanging on to each other.

"Holy fucking shit, what the fuck, oh my god, why is he like this?" Kristian cried.

A throat cleared and they both looked up watching as Roman leisurely walked to the hallway that leads to their bedroom.

"I'm going to the room." He said, looking over his shoulder. He began to walk away but stopped, taking his hair out of its bun so that it could cascade down his back. He looked back over his shoulder smirking and wiggling his eyebrows in the way he knew drove his husband and wife wild, "And you're going to join me."

Kristian and Sheamus looked at each other for a split second before scrambling to their feet and chasing after their husband.

3.

Sheamus sat in the living room scrolling through Netflix trying to find a movie for him and his husband to watch together. He smiled and looked towards Roman when he heard him approaching the couch.

"Jesus, are you ok?" Roman asked taking a seat beside him to pat his back.

Sheamus nodded his head, trying to control his coughing as he sat up and faced his husband. His eyes drifted back to the wet spot on Roman' shirt and almost choked again.

"W-why is your shirt wet?" He asked tugging at the collar of his own shirt and forced his eyes up to look at Roman while he spoke.

Roman looked down at his shirt and tugged at the bottom of it. "Oh. I washed a cooking spoon while I was washing the dishes and the water sprayed everywhere."

Sheamus eyebrows furrowed, "We have a dishwasher."

Roman shrugged before sitting back on the couch, snatching the tv remote from Sheamus' hand. "Well yeah, but there were only a couple of dishes. Saves water, y'know."

"Doesn't save my heart," Sheamus mumbled under his breath as he scooted back and settled against his husband. Roman threw his arm around his shoulders and gave him a look that asked 'what was that' but he just shook his head and focused on whatever movie Roman selected.

About halfway through the movie, the front door opened revealing their wife as she walked through with the dogs in tow. She didn't seem to take notice of them snuggled on the couch as she went about taking off her shoes and unleashes the dogs.

When she was finished hanging the dog's leashes up on the coat rack she finally turned around and suddenly let out a sound as though she's been punched in the stomach.

She shot Sheamus a wide-eyed look letting her eyes flick to Roman and back at him. Sheamus raised an eyebrow and looked at their husband and almost choked for the third time that day when he noticed that his shirt was still wet. Sheamus immediately looked back towards Kristian and nodded his head in agreement.

Their husband was fucking hot.

"Ro, Joe, Roma, Leli, sweetie, babe," Kristian wheezed, "Why is your shirt wet?"

Roman huffed at having to explain himself for the second time. "I washed the dishes and a spoon splashed water on me."

Kristian nodded her head in understanding but brought her hands up to her mouth as if she was praying. "Uh huh, uh huh... So why didn't you change your shirt?"

Sheamus looked at Roman suspiciously. He hadn't thought about that when he had asked earlier. It would have been so much easier for him to change his shirt instead of walking around in one that was almost completely soaked in the front. Either Roman was being lazy or he knew exactly what the hell he was doing.

"It's just water," Roman shrugged again, turning his attention back to the TV. "It'll dry soon enough."

"Yeah, and perhaps I'll die soon enough." Kristian grumbled as she made her way towards them on the couch. She flopped down on the other side of Roman and propped her legs on his lap. Roman patted her leg and kept his hand there as he rewinds the movie.

It was towards the end of the movie when Roman grunted and made a show of scratching at his shirt, which has finally begun to dry. Sheamus and Kristian paid him no mind as they continued to watch the movie having gotten invested in the plot of it.

Roman grunted louder and sat up quickly. The sudden movement had caught their attention and they stared at their husband as he scratched and tugged his shirt.

"You know what, you were right Kris. I should've changed shirts."

And then suddenly the shirt was off and on the floor. Just like Kristian and Sheamus' jaws as they marveled at their now shirtless husband. They stared and stared and stared until the silence was broken by a sob from Kristian.

"Thank you god, Jesus, Zeus, Thor, whoever the fuck is out there. Thank you for blessing me with a gorgeous fucking husband. Thank you for putting him on this earth." Kristian cried out, bringing her hands up in prayer.

"My skin is clear, my crops are flourishing, my career is thriving, my eyes are crying, all thanks to this beautiful man in front of me. Thank you god. Amen." Sheamus shouted, falling to his knees and bowing before his husband.

Kristian followed suit, repeating herself and wiping tears away as they fell.

"If you guys are going to be on your knees and worshiping me, you might as well do it in the bedroom," Roman stated casually before walking out of the living room and into their bedroom.

Sheamus and Kristian stopped crying and shouting when they heard the door close shut. One minute they were looking at each other in surprise and the next they were tripping over themselves in their haste to get to the bedroom.

4.

WE! ARE! FAMILY!

10:23 PM

Kristian renamed the conversation "The Roman Reigns Appreciation Club"

Kristian: have you guy ever heard of this WWE superstar named Roman Reigns?

Kristian: *sends pic of roman*

Kristian: he's so hot ! I get dehydrated every time I look at him

Sheamus: alslzkzjdhakakzjsk

Sheamus: OMG I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Sheamus: I EFING LOVE THAT BASTARD!

Sheamus: Why is he so damn hot?

Sheamus: *dies*

Kristian: I K R?!

Kristian: It's not fair! I'm trying to live and he's just so damn fine

Sheamus: 10/10 would tap that if I ever meet him

Sheamus: he's getting his bones JUMPED

Kristian: bitch! Same, the fuck?

Kristian: I would love for him to pin me to a wall and ravish me

Kristian: FUCK ME DADDY!

Sheamus: alzlzkfjfjakalsjd FUCK ME DADDY!

Randy: ...why are you like this?

Christian: My eyes just bleed out

Cena: You guys do realize you're married to him right? That means you could've had that conversation in private.

Seth: this is gross.

Punk: Please keep this thirst out of our Christian group chat. Sin in your own time.

Edge: I've never wanted to die as much as I wanted to now

Randy: Adam... are you ok?

Edge: no

Dean: How do I resign from this club?

Kristian: bitch

Kristian: Weren't you the one who tried to take over as club president?

Dean: ...

Kristian: that's what I thought

Roman: Kris.

Roman: Steph.

Roman: Bedroom.

Roman: Now.

Kristian: Welp! Daddy's calling, gotta go guys! Byyyeeee

Sheamus: *sprints to bedroom*

Edge: Does anyone have any spare bleach? I'm asking for a friend.

Randy: ADAM NO!

Randy: Jay! Get your brother!

Christian: ...I'm the friend...

Cena: ARE YOU GUYS OK?!

5.

"Last week I lost my dear husband Roman." Sheamus sighed sadly towards a fan who had asked him how his family was doing. This seemed to throw the fan off guard, judging by how they blinked rapidly while staring at him with their mouth wide open. Sheamus pretended to wipe tears from his eyes and then continued signing the poster the fan had given him. When he was finished signing the poster he passed it back, along with a shirtless picture of Roman from the pile that sat beside him.

"This was our favorite photo of him, and he wanted us to pass these out to our adoring fans." Sheamus pretended to sob, "Please help us respect his dying wish by obsessing over this photo with us."

"I thought I told you not to give people those damn pictures!" Roman shouted from behind the curtain. He stuck his head out and glared at Sheamus, "And stop telling everyone I'm dead!"

Sheamus pretend not to hear him, and only pretended to cry harder. "Sometimes I can still hear his beautiful melodic voice."

The fan stared at him as though he had two heads. They looked like they were about to question him but they must have decided against it because they picked up their poster and the picture and stepped over to the table where Kristian sat.

Kristian pointedly look at the picture and sighed before looking up at the fan with a sad smile. The fan eyed her warily as she slide the poster towards her.

"It's been a week since I've seen those abs." Kristian sighed as she signed the poster for the fan. She paused her signing to rub her hand over the picture of Roman that Sheamus gave her. "Did you know he could crush a watermelon with his thighs? God, I would let him crush my head if he asked."

"You know what they say," Sheamus voices from his table as he signed another fan's picture, "Thick thighs save lives and boy did they save ours."

"It's too bad he died." Kristian mumbled sadly as she slid the poster back to her fan. "I would give an arm and a leg just to get a chance to be in between those thighs again."

The girl looked between the two of them like they were the craziest people she's ever encountered in her young life. Kristian and Sheamus just smiled and waved at her as she was escorted off of the small stage they they were one.

The signing went on silently after that. Sheamus and Kristian both signed posters, took selfies and gave out the shirtless picture of Roman to each fan that visited them. Eventually though, they both got bored of just greeting and smiling at their fans. They eyed each other briefly and nodded in agreement. The next fan that stepped on stage to meet them would greeted with huge smile from both of them.

"Hi! Welcome to the Roman Reigns Appreication Club!"

"Are you here to apply for a membership? It's free. All you have to do is follow us at RR-AppreciationClub on Twitter and Instagram and like our page on Facebook called The Roman Reigns Fan Club."

"As a honorary member you get a life time subscription of Roman related pictures, tweets, videos and more."

"And exclusive only to this meet and greet, you get this picture of Roman shirtless."

Unlike the other fans that they've encountered today, this fan was giggling and going along with their crazy scheme. They took the picture and asked very serious questions about the fan club that Kristian and Sheamus happily answered. When it was time for the fan to move along, they left not only with the shirtless picture of their beloved husband but also with a full membership to the Roman Reigns Apperciation Club.

The success of their scheme motivated Kristian and Sheamus to continue to promote the fan club throughout the rest of the meet and greet. They were so distracted by this, that they didn't notice that their husband had stepped on stage until heard the few remaining fans start to go crazy followed by a familiar hand settling on both of their shoulder.

Sheamus and Kristian whipped around to stare at their husband in surprise. Roman looked between the both of them with a overly friendly smile on his face. The two looked at each other with wide eyes before turning back to their fans, looking down at the table as though they were just disciplined by the principal.

"If you don't behave you both can expect a punishment when we get back to the hotel room." Roman didn't even bother whispering. He just kept a friendly smile on his face as he reach between them to sign the picture that the fan was holding out to him.

"A fun one?" Kristian dares to ask as she continued to stare solely at the table.

"We'll see." With that Roman handed the picture back to the fan, waved to the crowd and walked back behind the curtains, leaving his husband and wife beet red and hella turned on.

"So," Sheamus cleared his throat and stared at the fan with a small nervous smile, "about that membership..."

Plus 1.

It was one of their rare Saturday's off and they decided to spend it building the IKEA bookshelf that they had bought over two months ago. Or that was the plan until Kristian got a call from Punk asking to be taken to pick up his car from the mechanic.

They decided that they would wait to build it until Kristian came back.

Or that's what Kristian thought.

When she came back with Punk and Randy in tow, the apartment was quiet. A little too quiet for her husbands who, known to their guest, are typically heard arguing in the bedroom upon entry of the apartment or seen sitting peacefully on the couch watching TV in the living room.

And since they are currently standing in the living room and do not hear arguing, Kristian had come to the conclusion that they either left the apartment or they're fucking in the guest bedroom. Punk and Randy shared a look with each other over Kristian's shoulder when she voiced this opinion out loud, but they still followed her down the hall towards the guest bedroom.

Kristian paused at the closed door and tried to listen in. When she didn't hear anything she knocked on the door and pushed it open.

"I hope you guys are decent we have company..." she paused at the sight of her husbands sitting on the floor surrounded by pieces of the bookshelf. Sheamus was hammering away at a peice of wood that she was pretty sure wasn't supposed to be hammered, while Roman sat next to him glaring at a paper booklet.

"Uh, I thought you were going to wait until I got back?"

"We were but I figured we should get a head start," Roman replied without looking up from the instructions he was reading, his eyebrows drawn together like he doesn't understand what they were saying. Which he probably doesn't, Kristian thought with a laugh, because he was reading the Spanish side.

"I'm surprised you agreed with him." Kristian smiled at Stephen, who looked up from his reckless hammering and shrugged his shoulder.

"I didn't a first," he sighed, wiping his brown from sweat, "but then he did that eyebrow thing and it was game over." Kristian nodded her head in acceptance.

Punk made a confused sound from behind her. "What eyebrow thing?"

"Ro does this thing with his eyebrow where- " Kristian cut herself off and just sighed, "It's better to show you. Ro, do the thing."

Roman looked up from the instructions, smirked and wiggles his eyebrows. From behind her, she heard Randy choke on the water that he was sipping, while Punk made a squeaking sound and whispered 'Jesus fucking Christ'

Stephen just put his hands together as of saying a prayer and said, "God bless America."