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Episode 10
(Beach)
Subzero: Are you all ready for your next big suprise?
Scorpion: Which is?
Subzero: It is time to join forces!
Scorpion: Your mom!
Taven: No way!
Ashrah: Can I kill Ermac now?
Subzero: Yes, yes, and NO! Your new name is now the Hara-Kiri's!
(Hara Kiri camp)
Reptile: So now we are going to combine Ashrah's stupid color scheme with Kitana's stupid color scheme. Great!
Kitana: Screw you!
Reptile: No, I will not make love to you!
(Cam)
Kitana (Breast physics! Play MK vs DC Mk ending!): What a bitch!
(Beach)
Subzero: Ok instead of playing as a team you will play individually! Now fighting for single immunity instead of combined immunity! And the first challenge is, Holding your breath under water.
Everyone: Really?
Subzero: You wish right! No it is actual fist fighting!
Liu Kang: Really?
Subzero: NO! Ha ha! No it is chess!
Everyone: Yeah right.
Subzero: I'm not kidding.
Everyone: AW!
(First up Scorpion and Reptile)
Reptile: (Moves his piece)
Scropion: Checkmate!
Reptile: How?
Scorpion: (Points) See!?
Reptile: OH!
(Second Kitana and Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: Don't cry when I beat you!
Kitana: Checkmate.
Liu Kang: Uh well you know. (Sets fire to the board)
(After a few epic fails it was down to Scorpion and Kitana)
Subzero: Instead of chess I have a new challenge for both of you. NAME ALL THE PLANETS! Kitana ladies first.
Kitana: Oh this is too easy. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars,Jupiter,Saturn,Uranus, and Neptune!
Scorpion: You forgot Pluto.
Kitana: No it's not a planet anymore.
Taven: What did you say about Pluto?
Kitana: Uh?
(Everyone jumps her)
(Council)
Subzero: I'm going to reccommend voting out Kitana.
Kitana: F--k!
Subzero: The votes are, Quan Chi? He's not here anymore!
Scorpion: Yeah, but he still sucks!
Reptile: True that!
Subzero: Wait only one legal vote and that's.
Kitana: Goodbye Reptile!
Reptile: Zomg!
Kitana: I'm kidding!
Reptile: Dear God!
Subzero: Goodbye Kenshi! But why?
Kitana: Stratagy!
Kenshi: (sighs)
Subzero: You will be missed Kenshi you will!
(Boat)
Kenshi: (Cries)
Voice: It's ok Kenshi. I will guide you!
Kenshi: Jesus?
Voice: No I'm Pluto!
Kenshi: O m f g!
End of episode 10
Next time on MKS:AI
Subzero: Battle this giant cookie!
