A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I'm kind of depressed about Breaking Dawn because someone (cough cough, Sarah) told me that Jacob is no longer available for me (even though i would prefer Edward but he was off limits from the beginning.)

Jacob's arms wrapped around my waist as he pulled me in for a kiss. His lips pressed softly against mine and I smiled with joy. He cupped his hands around me face and broke contact. Once, twice, three times he kissed me lightly on my lips and rested his chin on my forehead.

"I missed you," he stated shamelessly.

"Jake," I paused, "we were only apart for a week."

"And it felt like an eternity."

Someone clapped behind us. I turned to see Quil and Embry laughing so hard they had to use each other the stay standing.

"I'm going to kill you two," Jacob muttered. I took his hand in mine and looked up at him to show him he had my full support. Whatever he did to those two I would gladly participate in.

When I turned back to face Quil and Embry they had stopped laughing and were now standing in an embrace not unlike the one Jake and I had just been in. Embry had his hands wrapped around Quil's neck and Quil's hands were placed precociously close to Embry's butt. The place on my hips were Jake's hands had just been a few minutes ago burned with the realization. But I quickly had to forget that.

Because Quil and Embry were currently pretending to make out.

"I missed you," Quil's voice had morphed to imitate Jacob's. It was like drowning into a sappy romance.

"Jake," Embry's voice went so high in imitation. He batted his eyelashes. "We were only apart for a week."

"And it felt like an eternity." Quil did a hair flip. They pretended to make out again.

At this point I was on the floor, gasping for breath between laughing so hard. Tears were streaming down my face as I struggled not to pass out.

"Look what you did to her!" Jacob yelled at Quil and Embry. They stopped making out. "I'm going to kill you!" His hands began to shake and his back rippled in anger.

"Chill dude," Quil said as he raised his hands in surrender. "I'm out of here."

Embry stood there awkwardly. "Uh...I guess I'll be leaving then." He looked back and forth between the kitchen and the door. He ran into the kitchen, grabbed a cupcake and ran to the door. "Bye Jake...Jocelyn. Nice to meet you. Maybe we will see each other again under better..er...circumstances. Your friends are in the car...I guess I'll go then...bye!"

He scuttled out the door and sent me into another fit of laughter. Jacob groaned. He picked me up and began walking up the stairs to his room. He kicked the door open and put me on his bed.

"Uh...you okay? Can I get you anything?" He stood by the door hesitantly.

"Nah...I'm okay," I panted. I closed my eyes and focused on breathing.

"In that case..."

I opened my eyes right as a giant being leapt towards me. I screamed and put my arms up to block my head.

"Uff," I exhaled as Jacob landed on top off me. He pinned my hands to the side of me. I stopped screaming and smiled up at him.

"Where were we before we go so rudely interrupted?" He asked me. I had to focus on breathing again. "Oh yeah... I remember..."

His lips pressed lightly against mine. But this time, I wanted more. I pushed up against him and slipped my tongue between his lips. He growled against me and I felt a hum go throughout my entire body. I was so entranced by the newly discovered yummy warm feeling I didn't hear the door open.

"OH...Am I interrupting something? I thought I heard screaming."

I froze under Jacob and he immediately let go over my arms. I pushed him off and sat up. Billy Black stood in the doorway with his eyes averted and a red hue plastered over his cheeks. It was contagious. I hid my head in Jacob's chest and he pulled me onto his lap.