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Written by Ran Hakubi with edits by KiY.

Chapter title is a take off from a song in HMS Pinafore.

Chapter 10 - I Am the Very Model of a Modern KP Parody

Ran Hakubi walked out onto the stage wearing a plain red t-shirt and a pair of light blue carpenter jeans. In his hand was the list of nominee's for the "Best Parody" award. He turned to the crowd and looked out over the very small collection of writers there for the Fonnies.

"My fellow writers, it is hard, if not impossible to write a parody of something. Writing one takes great creative talent. I should know. Here are the nominee's for the "Best Parody" award," Ran said and consulted his 3x5 cards.

Ran Hakubi, with Today on Faller.

Pharaoh Rutin Tutin, with Shegowocky.

and King in Yellow's Season Four Spoilers.

"And the winner is… Well, I'll be danged, a three way tie. Not sure how that's going to work out, but, ya know, there you have it," Ran said as he threw his card over his shoulder into the hole on the stage that CaptainKodak1 had fallen through earlier.

PRT got up from his chair while KiY came joined him for the trip to the stage.

"Were you expecting to win?" PRT whispered as they moved forward.

"No," KiY admitted. "The story wasn't even eligible, it was written in 2006."

"Just smile and nod," PRT advised.

The two men joined Ran in stage center. Mace Ecam, wearing a lovely silver evening gown with sparkling sequins came out and presented the award to the three men. Mace placed the award firmly in the King of Denial's hands, gave a smile and curtsy to the audience, and then walked back stage.

PRT and KiY's eyes nearly popped out of their skulls as they watched Mace. Ran was doubled over in laughter. "I paid him five bucks to do that!" Ran said between laughs.

"Smile and nod," PRT whispered to KiY. "Smile and nod."

"How about run and hide?" KiY whispered by way of compromise. The two looked at each other, and slowly started backing away from Ran, then made a mad dash for the chairs where they were sitting earlier.

"Hey, weren't there suppose to be clips with those nominees?" Thomas Linquist called.

Ran stopped and walked back out to the middle of the stage and looked down at TL. "Are you kidding me? Clips cost time, money, and effort. Do you know how much King had to spend on this thing? Twelve dollars and sixty-three cents. And I wasn't about to chip in any of my hard earned cash in on this thing, when there are other thing I can waste it on - like video games. Or paying Mace to put on a dress. Which just leaves the two. And of course, I wasted a lot of my time and effort on said video games. Which means I had to pull this together at the last minute. Actually, I'm not sure where I'm going with this. This whole rant sounded a lot cooler in my head. Sorry for having wasted your time"

Ran blinked at TL a couple of times and walked off stage and back out to the chairs in front of the stage and sat down in a random one. The moment he eased into the chair, it collapsed under his weight and promptly dumped Mr. Hakubi onto his butt.

Cpneb leaned over and looked at Ran. "Are you alright?" he asked as Ran struggled to get to his feet. "Just hope Zaratan's after party is better than this…" Ran muttered to himself. "At least Captain IT brought some beer. That's a nice plus."

Ran eased into a chair that didn't collapse under his weight and enjoyed the rest of the show.

KiY started to rise, but Captain IT stood first, "Time for a musical interlude!" and plugged an 8 Track into the machine and hit the play button. Soon "Weird" Al Yankovic's parody of "Bad", called "Fat" started to play.

"Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right.

My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take. The pavement cracks when I fall down, I've got more chins than Chinatown.

Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes. When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows.

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it. You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know Don't cha call me pudgy, portly or stout. Just now tell me once again who's fat.

When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale. Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan. If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gon'na need my own zip code.

When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds. When I go to get my shoes shined I got'ta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone… You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it. You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know. And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lem'me tell you once again who's fat.

If you see me comin' your way better give me plenty space. If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face?

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on… You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it. You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house I really sit around the house.

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on… You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it. You know, you know, you know, come on And you know all by myself I'm a crowd Lem'me tell you once again.

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it You know I'm fat, you know, hoo. You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again who's fat.

CaptainKodak jabbed KiY with a finger. "I thought you were supposed to edit these scenes."

"I was busy. I did what I had time for."