Summary: What is Charming's worst nightmare...?
Snow stared at her screen for a long, long time.
The episode had just ended.
She stared at the credits. She stared at the screen until it turned black and then faded to a commercial. She watched the funny man talk about tacos on the screen.
Then she screamed very, very loudly. She flipped over the coffee table and kicked pillows everywhere. She shot three arrows into the Regina mannequin in the corner. She screamed at the fish. She screamed at the walls. She screamed at the cat, which was saying something, because they didn't even have a cat.
Charming walked in the room at this point. "Uh... what's going on?!"
Snow let out a wail.
"Who died?!" he asked.
"EVERYONE!" Snow screamed.
"What do you mean?" Charming asked. "What just happened?"
"More like what didn't happen!" Snow wailed.
"What didn't happen, then?"
"My OTP!" Snow shrieked. "HookedSwan!"
"No," Charming said. "No, no way."
"Yes, yes way!" Snow blurted.
"NOO!" Charming screamed, sinking to his knees on the floor. "My OTP!"
Suddenly, Charming woke up. He looked around.
"Oh, phew," he said. "It was just a dream."
"NOOO!" came a loud, sudden wail from the kitchen. "I just watched the season finale for Merlin!"