Some mysterious voice over guy: "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars," (echos several times), "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars, know your Kingdom Hearts stars...
...Axel..."
"It's Lea! Got it memorized!"
"Axel paints his hair red every morning. Using paint rollers."
"It's LEA! And I'm a natural ginger, thank you very much!"
"His real name is Ginger Ale."
"That's AXEL! Err...LEA!"
"Axel sleeps with a Roxas plushie."
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEA! And what?!"
"He kisses it every night?"
"Umm...have you noticed the age difference?! I'm NOT some kind of child predator! Get it memorized!"
"Axel enjoys serenading Saix."
"LEA! And you mean Isa...my ex-best friend?!"
"He even wears a cat suit when serenading him."
"THAT'S IT! WHERE ARE YOU! I'LL MAKE SURE YOU BURN BABY!"
"Now you can say that you know your Kingdom Hearts star."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME, VOICE?! GET BACK HERE! I'LL MAKE IT STOP! TELL THEM THE TRUTH AND THAT I'M NOT SOME..." The camera starts backing away.
THE END.
I had several people make requests for Axel, so thanks for your ideas! I have quite a few requests right now, which is why I'm updating so quickly! Keep them coming :) So far, I have Vanitas, Xion, Saix, Terra, Aqua, Namine, and Young Xehanort coming up. Stay tuned!