SLASH, older generation XD

SnapeXJames

James: LILY! I swear nothing happened!

Lily: the funny part is, James, the only girl I really see you with in these disgusting stories is ME!

James: In't that a good thing?

Lily: NOT WHEN YOU'RE PAIRED WITH EVERY GUY POSSIBLE! EVEN HARRY!

James: I-What?

Me: Lily-1, James-0

SnapeXLupin

Snape: *Gag*

Lupin: I'M NOT GAY!

Me: Oh, too bad, gay guys are cool.

Lily: WHAT THE HELL SEVERUS?

Snape: What the hell is wrong with these fans...?

Lily: *to me* Can I know why he's paired with every single person?

Me: It's like he WANTS us fangirls to write this stuff, I can point out proof if you want.

James: Can I see? I would love to have proof that he's gay.

Lily and Lupin: JAMES!

Me: Of course ;)

LupinXSirius

Lupin: I assume that it would be pointless to point out once again that I AM NOT GAY?

Me: Pointing out anything would be pointless, but at least you figured it out before Hermione did.

Sirius: I personally find it funny how there are more Lupin-Sirius ones than there are James-Sirius, I was closer to James then Remus.

Me: I knew it, you are gay

Lupin and James: *Facepalm*

SiriusXJames

*Lily screaming at James in the background*

Sirius: Ah, here they are

Me: So are you gay?

Sirius: Whatever I say, you'll twist it to fit your needs.

Me: Can I ask a question then?

Sirius: Go for it.

Me: How many have you dated?

Sirius: Lots

Me: What about after James got married?

Sirius: ...

Me: You're totally gay, don't worry though, this'll just make sure a few extra million fangirls will switch from Sirius-Lupin to Sirius-James

Me: Plus, as I've said before, gay guys are cool

Sirius: Dammit X(

SnapeXSirius

Snape: I am leaving now

Me: Sure, but like I've explained to Hermione countless time, if you leave now, I've got some excellent lawyers on behalf of Draco.

Sirius: Can I go back to Lupin-Sirius

Snape: Please

I think somewhere in all our perverted fangirl minds, we always knew Sirius was gay XD I'm a total gay shipper, but I sadly don't read it much :(

I've always wondered why there are moer Remus-Sirius than there are James-Sirius. Am I the only one?

XD This chapter was really fun to write, much more than that last one XD

Till next chapter,

~Key