Written for the challenge: Verbose. We had to take two quotes and make them longer.
Original Quote: Well, the pen is mightier than the sword, but a baseball bat can be pretty effective too.
Your Quote: Well, the sharp, ink-filled instrument with which one pens the written word is more prodigious than the long, sharp, metallic implement which one uses on the battlefield; however, a long cylindrical object, be it metal or wood, which one oft times uses in the playing of the Great American Pastime—baseball—is likewise rather efficacious as well.
Original Quote: I just want someone to come up to me and say something new.
Your Quote: My deepest desire is that a man or a woman—I care not whom—would approach and utter words hitherto not heard by mine ear.