*wakes up*

TGS: ow that pie hurt. Was it made with heavy cream?

*a Plusle and Minun are fighting*

TGS: what's the matter?

Plusle: There's only one cookie left and I had it first!

Minun: no I had it first!

TGS: is that all? *takes the cookie and eats it* I get the cookie.

*gets shocked*

Plusle: Wish counselor request this.

Minun: Siblings

They bring both

Pain and joy

Do we need them?

Of course

Working together is best

Plusle: I found a giant cookie let's eat it later

TGS: that's my cookie *shocked again*

Minun: This cookie thief owns nothing from pokemon