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Edward; Bella; Alice
(Everyone is just sitting around, being bored when Bella goes...)
I wanna go to candy mountain!
What..?
Edward hasn't heard of candy mountain?
OH MY VAMPIRE! You've not heard of candy mountain?
No. Will somebody inform me what it is??
How about we show you?
That works too..
(Emmett)
I'm thinking we better bring Emmett just in case.
Bring me where?
CANDY MOUNTAIN!
OMYVAMPIRE REALLY!?
YES! Now let's goooo
(5 minutes later they arrive in this cardboard house thingy labeled "Candy Mountain". These guys in suits that spell "Candy" are singing)
What the hell?
Come on! Let's go inside!
Bella, honey, I don't like the looks of this.
OHMYJESUS! CANDY!
(Emmett rushes inside. The doors close. You can hear him inside.)
"What the..? Where's the candy?"
"Wait a minute. Who are you..OMG YOU'RE THE CANDY MAN!"
(All goes quiet. Everybody leaves.)
(A Day later, Emmett is found in the woods, knocked out.)
"Emmett? Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I think.." (He looks at his side. It's bleeding.)
"Oh God, they took my freaking KIDNEY!"
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