Character(s): Pygmy Puffs
Era: Trio
Rating: K
Genre: Humor.
Pairing: None.
Warnings: None
AN: So... This is the most random, non plotted thing like, ever. So yeah. Haha. Written for:
Character Diversity BC, Character; Pygmy Puff prompt; Princess
OC BC, prompt; Insanity
Character Trait BC, trait; Eccentric
Non-Human Character, prompt; Randomness
Twin BC with the prompt; On Top of the World
Poetry BC; Shooting Star
Bounce
Bounce. Bounce. Bounce.
Hi silly person reading this!
Bounce.
My name is Pinkie!
Bounce.
And I love to bounce!
Bounce.
I'm pink, and fury, and what you muggles call a mythical creature.
Bounce.
Silly muggles. Do I look mythical to you?
Bet you can guess what I was going to put on this line!
Can ya?
Can ya?
Go on! Guess!
What?
Yes! You're correct! I was going to say bounce!
Bounce.
My twin Arnold is a pet.
How lame.
He sits on his humans shoulder all day and does what she says.
Where's the fun in that?
If I had a human, I'd show it who's the boss!
ME!
I'd make it brush my fur.
Give me back rubs.
Cast cool spells for me so fast it's like a shooting star!
They'd treat me like a Princess!
And
And
And
BOUNCE!
Though I do get to see Arnold
A lot, so his human cant be THAT bad.
I still don't want one though
Silly humans.
Arnold's human lets me go to Hogwarts with them.
They have to sneak me in though.
But I love it there!
I'm a total Ravenclaw through and through!
I love being in the towers
It makes me feel like I'm on top of the world!
What's that?
Pygmy puffs can't be sorted?
YES WE CAN, STUPID MUGGLE.
I'm not talking to you anymore!
Goodbye!
BOUNCE.