Chapter 10:We're comin for YOU Spider-Man!
Me:Hello folks! Time for another chapter! This one is gonna be awesome!
Me:Anyway,we have a special guest tonight!
All:We do?
Me:In honor,of the greatest comic book movie trilogy of all honor of,The Dark Knight Rises. The Batman himself is here.
Batman:Hello.
Spidey:Why are dressed up like a Bat?
Batman:Why are you dressed up like a Spider?
Naruto:Why do you talk like your gargiling marbles?
Sakura:Yeah!
Batman:It's my voice.
All:Why does anyone take you seroiusly?
Batman: Because...
Batman: IM BATMAAAAAAAAAN
Me:He happens to be my favorite hero in DC,like Spidey is my favorite in MARVEL.
Me:Bats here is going to commentate with me during this chapter.
Me:Well,lets not waste anymore time here! Time to start the story!
Chapter 10:We're comin' for YOU Spider-Man!
Disc:Dont own Spidey,dont own Naruto,dont own Batman,blah blah blah.
The Statue of Liberty. 5 days ago.
"You came back empty handed?" Said Orichimaru,in the deepest tone he can be.
"Not really,I found his weakness." Said Sauske in a equaly emotionaliss tone.
"Our Spider has a weakness?"
"Yes,he seems to be close to a former teammate of mine."
"The brat?"
"No Sakura."
"Who?"
"The annoying pink haired girl who had a thing for me before I left."
"What did you do to her?"
"I held her hostage. I made the Spider chose to eithier save this pathetic city, with the cost of her dying. Or saving her,and letting me go."
"Im gonna say he chose the girl?"
"Yes."
"No luck huh?" Kabuto said,bumbing into the conversation.
"Not yet." Said Orichimaru.
"Well,since Sauske couldn't kill him by himself,well,you know what they say about "strength in numbers" right?"
"So you're saying,all three of us going out to kill him?" Said Sauske.
"No. We send him a message,let him know that we are hunting him,but later.."
In the Present.
"Maybe I should tell her." Peter thought as he woke up with Sakura's arms around him.
"Well,I'll go brush my teeth." He said as he got out of the bed.
As he got out of the bed and went to the bathroom,Sakura woke up.
"I'm confused. I don't know what to say to him." She thought.
"Maybe I should stop, I don't want come between him and his superhero life. And probably apoligze for last night too,I was kissing him a little too much.
Batman: Yeah, a "little" too much,she was smooching the crap out of him.
" Yeah, a "little" too much,you were smooching the crap out of him!"Said Inner Sakura.
Batman:See? Even her inner self agrees with me!
"Be quiet!" Sakura scowled in her head.
She got up and went to go to the bathroom,but then Peter opened the door in her nose.
"Oh,sorry Sakura."
"No,it's okay Peter,besides,I have something to tell you."
"You know,I actually have something to tell you too."
"You wanna go first?"
"No Peter,you can go first."
" No you."
"No you."
"No you."
"No you."
"Alright I'll go first." Said Peter.
"Well,about last night."
"Yes?"
"I know you like me that way but-"
"Go on."
"It's just, I just,you and me." He tryed to get the words out of his mouth,but was nervous.
"Can't be together?" Sakura finished for him.
"Well,yes." Peter said surpised.
"I know,you can explain."Sakura said.
"Well,for starters, I think you're a really smart and nice girl and all-"
"Aw,thanks Pete." Sakura blushed.
"Yeah,you're a nice girl and all,but I dont think its good for, I dont know if its a good idea if we were."
"Together?" Sakura added.
"Yeah. I'm sorry Sakura. For me,its really hard to do this to you,you might probably the closest I ever got to a actual girlfriend." Peter said with his head down.
"Aww,don't say that." Sakura said,putting her hand on Peter's cheek.
"You're prabably the most mature,smartest,and a little bit,cutest person I've ever met."
Batman:What is this? A modern-day Disney sitcom?
"Sakura,you're making me blush!" Said Peter.
"Well,then I guess we're even then." She said. As they both laughed.
They then stared at each other for a minute.
Batman:Okaaaaayyyyyyy? This is akward.
Peter shook his head to get back in focus.
"Im sure you understand,I mean,It's sort of weird for a superhero to have a girlfriend right?" Peter laughed.
Sakura laughed back. " You know,it is a little wierd."
Batman:You don't see me with a girlfriend.
"Well,in short,we can't be together. Cause you know,If any of my enimies found out I had a girlfriend,they would use her against me." Peter said.
Batman: I invented that line.
"So,is this okay with you Sakura?"
"Yeah." She said.
"So friends?" Peter offered his hand.
"Friends." She shook his hand,but then it turned into a hug.
Batman: $15 these two are gonna be a couple soon.
"Soo,you want to watch some cartoons with me?" Said Peter.
"Sure." Sakura said.
Later.
"Augh, man what time is it?" Naruto said,waking up.
"12:00 P.M? Thank goodness it's Saturday!" Naruto said looking at his clock.
"Man,back at home I never wake up this late. Maybe it's the crimefighting thats making me sleep longer."
"What I need,is some good tuna chili ramen, pizza's good too."
"Hello." Naruto announced when he came down the stairs.
"Hello?" Naruto said again.
He then looked at the couch,and saw Peter's and Sakura's head's.
"Hey guys."
Naruto then looked at the front of the couch,and saw Peter and Sakura sleeping,with Sakura on Peters' shoulder,and hands on his right arm.
"Lovebirds."
Naruto then focused his attention on the screen.
"Whats this?" He said.
He saw a big cat,chasing a little mouse[if you don't know this reference,you don't know funny tv]. And the mouse,hit him with a pan.
"Ha! That little mouse." Naruto said.
"Hey Naruto." Said Kakashi.
"Afternoon."
"How are our lovebirds doing?"
"Well,that." Naruto pointed to them.
"I remember when I was in love." Said Kakashi.
"You? Were in love?"
"Yeah,good times. Mostly."
"You know,May is still sleeping, we could go out for a little bit." Kakashi said.
"You mean,run around New York? I'm in." Said Naruto.
"HE-"
"Wait,let me get a picture." Naruto said as he took a picture with Peter's cell phone.
"Whats that?"
" It's called a cell phone, I dont know why we dont have one."
Kakashi choped them both with his hand.
"OW! WHAT THE HECK!?" They both screamed.
"Shhhhhhhhh. May's still sleeping." Kakashi said.
"What? Still? Uh oh." Peter instatnly went to his aunt's room.
"You know, he really does care for his aunt ALOT." Naruto said.
Transition
"Aunt May, are you alright?" Peter whispered.
Aunt May woke up.
"Yes Peter I'm fine, too much cooking gets you tired." She responded.
"Oh,okay."
"But I think I'll sleep for a little longer." She said,going back to sleep.
"Sleep tight Aunt May." Peter said,as he closed the door.
"Don't let the spider bite." Sakura teased.
"Very original." Peter said sarcasticly.
Batman:When do we get to the action?
Me: Soon,soon,keep your cape on.
"Now, since you two are awake. Lets go out for little,if you know what I mean." Said Kakashi.
"I don't mind,but someone has to watch Aunt May." Said Peter.
"Kakashi can you watch her for me? Please?"
"*Sigh*,alright,I'll stay."
"Thanks Kakashi."
"Well,lets go." Said Sakura."
Meanwhile
"Sauske,Kabuto, it's time." Said Orochimaru, pushing out a window.
"Augh,now?" Kabuto whined. "It's like 12:25 PM?"
"Do I look like I care? Sauske,get up."
"Alright,alright." Sasuke said,getting up.
"We're only going to send a message to them alright?"
"Right." Sauske and Kabuto said.
Then,him and his little squad were on their way.
Then,in the Present.
"Peter,this city looks beautiful during the night." Said Sakura.
"I know,I'm glad I protect the Big Apple everyday." Spidey responded.
"Big Apple?" Asked Naruto.
"It's a nickname for New York."
"Oh."
"Anyway,I want to show you guy something. Follow me." Spider-man said,shooting a webline,while his Spider-Ninja friends followed.
Later.
"This Ladies and Gentlemen,this,is Time Square,tourirest capital of New York." Spidey announced.
"Woah, so many lights." Naruto said.
"Yeah,and what are the billboards for?" Sakura asked.
"Advertisement." Spidey replied.
"Oh."
Meanwhile
"Kabuto,do you see him yet?" Orochimaru asked.
"No." Kabuto replied." But I have to say,dam,that girl over there looks fine."
"FOCUS YOU FOOL!" Orochimaru said,punching his comrade. "THIS IS NO TIME FOR FUN AND GAMES!"
"Okay,Okay! Man,can't blame me for trying to make this stakeout less boring! Wait,there he is!"
"Let me see!" Said Sauske,grabbing the binoculers."
"Yes,I see him,and two other people."
"That must be the brat and the girl,but remember, we're not hear to kill them,yet. That is for another time."
"Alright."
"Fine."
Then,they followed the Spiders.
Later.
"Sauske, now." Orochimaru said.
"Alright." Sauske did a couple of handsigns.
"Fire Style:Fireball Jutsu!"
*Spider-Sense*
"Move!" Spidey said,dodging the big fireball.
Him and his Spider-Friends landed on a building.
"Emo Hothead! It's been a while!" Spider-Man said.
"It's only been 4 days you idoit." Sauske said.
"Well,anyway, you come back to take another crack at me huh?"
"You could say that,but I've learned since our last encounter."
"And how?"
"I'm not alone." Sauske said,as Kabuto and Orochimaru appeared next to him.
Naruto growled.
"A boyband? Are you gonna sing for me? Hey guys,look! It's the new Jonas Brothers!"
"Don't underestiate them Peter. The're very skilled and deadly ninja." Warned Sakura.
"Don't worry, I eat villans like them for breakfast,lunch,AND dinner!"
"Peter,the pale guy,he brainwashed Sauske." Naruto said.
"Yeah,so?"
"He also destroyed my village."
"Oh."
"And killed the Third Hokage." Added Sakura.
"Woah. Holy crap." Spidey said. "What about that guy who's wearing glasses?"
"I don't know much about him,but he's a master at healing and self-healing jutsu."
"Meaning?"
"He can heal himself and other people. Sort of like me." Sakura said.
"Alright,nice tips."
"Well,what are you waiting for?" Yelled Spidey.
"Alright,whats the gameplan?" Whispered Kabuto.
"Split them up. Kabuto,take the girl,Sauske, get the Spider,I get the brat. And Sauske,if you think you weakened the Spider,tell me,and I'll send the message,that we're looking for him."
"Okay." Sauske said.
"As you wish,Spider-Man." Orochimaru said."
"Fire Style:Phenoix Flower Justu!" Sauske yelled,with fireballs coming out of his mouth.
The fireballs splitted up our Spider heros.
Sauske appeared infront of Spidey.
"Time for a rematch,bug."
"How many times do I have to tell you? Spiders are ARACHNIDS,not bugs!"
"Whatever." Sauske pulled his sword out.
"Bring it on Emo Hothead."
"Naruto. It's been awhile." Said Orochimaru.
"Shut up." Naruto growled.
"Face it,Sauske never liked you."
"Your lying."
"Why do you want Sauske?
"Because I made a promise long ago,you wouldn't understand."
"Hell,your whole village hates you."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP,SHUT UP,SHUT UP!" Naruto then falcon punched Orochimaru.
"Orochimaru saw something."
"Ah,HE's coming out huh?" He saw Naruto's demon eyes.
Naruto shaked his head to prevent the Fox from coming out.
"LET ME OUT BOY,YOU NEED ME." The Fox said in his head.
"Shut up! I don't need you
"What are you gonna do little girl?" Teased Kabuto.
"I. am. NOT. a LITTLE. GIRL!" Sakura yelled,punching the ground,causeing the ground to shake.
Batman:Alright! Some action!
Spidey vs Sauske.
Sauske slashed Spidey a couple times with his sword,but Spidey dodged 2, but 1 slashed part of his costume.
"Dude,do you know how long it takes me to sow this thing?" Spider-Man sarcasticly asked.
"I dont care." Sauske said.
"Ever heard of,sarcasem?"
"Chidori!" Sauske said,as electricity appeared in his hand,and charged to Spidey. Spider-man then grabbed on Sauske's hand to prevent the thing from hitting him.
"Well you know what they say, you can't teach an old dog new tricks." Spidey said.
"Thats what you think."
*Spider-Sense*
"Man,Spider-Sense going crazy." Spidey thought.
Then,the Chidori,pushed Spidey in the air,electricuting him 60 feet in the air.
"AHHHHH MAN THIS HURTS! AHHHHHHH!" Spidey yelled.
Sauske then touched his arm,which sended more electricity to Spidey.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Spidey yelled before falling back down.
"You think you can still fight?" Sauske taunted.
Spidey slowly,and painfully got back up,with scratches on his costume.
"Don't worry,it's just a flesh wound. A bunch of flesh wounds." Spidey said,sarcasticly.
Naruto vs Orochimaru.
Naruto called in a few shadow clones to hold Orochimaru down.
"You really think this is going to hurt me brat?" He said, perforimng a handsign,which a bunch of snakes appeared and bit each of the clones.
" I thought you couldn't use your hands?" Naruto asked.
"As much I don't like this filthy city,the doctors are really talented." He said.
"You can try all you want,but you'll never get him back."
"And what of this "bond" you have with him? You act like he's your brother."
"BE QUIET!" Naruto yelled,punch the snake guy in the stomach.
Sakura vs Kabuto.
They were just kunai fighting.
"Man,you're not even good at fighting. And how on EARTH did YOU get to be the Hokage's apprentice?"
"Because I earned it! And-"
"Yeah yeah, because you worked hard for it,I get it."
Kabuto slashed Sakura's arm.
"Did that hurt?" Kabuto sarcasticly asked.
"I'll show what it means to be hurt."
"Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about! Lets give'em HELL!" Inner Sakura said.
Batman:Dam, her Inner is creepy.
Thats hot.
Me:You do know that makes you a pedophile right?
Batman:You're right,shit.
Me: Hey! Watch your bat-tounge!
Later
The fight was still going on, Spidey got more beat up,Naruto was closer and closer to going Nine-Tails,and Sakura beat the # $% out of Kabuto.
"Master. I think I weakened him enough." Said Sauske.
"Good,switch." Orochimaru said.
Orochimaru switched places with Sauske.
Now its Spidey vs Orochimaru,and Naruto vs Sauske.
Spidey vs Orochimaru.
"You know,you look like mayo." Spidey joked,even though he knew a little bit that this was his last stand.
"What the hell is mayo?" Orochimaru responded.
"You ninja people are killing me here."
"Speaking of killing." Orochimaru said, doing handsigns,in which, he got a snake sword.
"Are you ready to die?"
"Lets dance." Spider-Man agreed,as he got into defensive formation.
The pale ninja charged at Spidey,who slashed our hero muiltiple times.
Spidey reacted by webshooting Orochimaru,but he just slashed the webs away like flyes.
"This ain't going to end well for me,I can tell." Spidey said,a little down.
"For once,we can agree on something." Ororchimaru responded.
"Well,sometimes I can surprise even my self." Spider-Man said.
"Lets see if that luck of yours can hold out." Orochimaru said as he charged at Spidey.
Spidey grabbed the swords tip with his hands.
Naruto vs Sauske.
"You shouldn't have come Naruto." Sauske said.
"Why? Why won't YOU come back to the village?" Naruto begged.
"I'm done with that place." Sauske said as he charged at Naruto.
Naruto dodged the attacks.
"Sauske,I don't want to do this." Naruto warned.
"I really don't care what you do anymore."
"And when are going to get through that thick skull of yours that I'm NEVER coming back?"
"Because long ago,I made a promise."
Batman:Oh no,this speech.
Me:What?
Batman: Every time I hear this speech from this kid,I go crazy, bat-shit crazy.
Me:Fine I'll skip ahead.
*Cue fast chimpmunk voice*
"And thats why I have to bring you back!"
Naruto then called in clones to form a Rasengan.
"No matter the cost!"
Sakura (Pissed off mode] vs Kabuto[ poor guy]
"RAHHHHHHHH!" Sakura yelled,just throwing punches at poor Kabuto.
She punched the ground so hard,that it cracked.
And then, punched Kabuto so hard,that she knocked him out.
"*puff*puff*puff* Woah." Sakura said in amazement.
"I didn't know I had that kind of strength."
"KABUTO!" Ororchimaru yelled.
"You"ll pay for that girl!" Orochimaru charged at Sakura.
"NO! SAKURA LOOK OUT!" Spidey yelled.
SLASH!
Sakura just closed her eyes with her hands in front of her,but she realized she didn't fell anything.
"Wh-what happened?"
"S-Sakura." Spidey said,dripping with blood.
Sakura then witnessed a horrifiying sight,Spider-Man took the blow for her.
Batman:If only he had body armor.
"Peter!" Sakura gasped.
Sakura catched Peter falling.
"Peter." Naruto said.
"You..bastard.. I'll KILL you." Naruto said,very evily serious.
And then,red chakra started appearing around Naruto,while said-kid eyes turned Demon-Fox red. And then, A Fox oura appeared around Naruto,with the kid going all four's.
"The Fox has finally come out."Orochimaru said.
"Sauske,go and get Kabuto. We're leaving."
"Yes." Sauske responded,as he grabbed Kabuto's uncounscious body.
They left.
"Grrrrrr." Naruto growled.
"Naruto,please,stop it." Sakura begged.
Naruto calmed down,and went back to normal.
"My God." Naruto said.
"I'm trying all I can to heal him,but the wounds are too damaging".Sakura said.
"Why? Why must eveyone I care about must get hurt?"
Batman:Oh god,I can't stand this one either.
Me:You must REALLY hate speechs.
Batman:Not really,just dont REPEAT THE DAM SPEECH!
Me:Alright,I'll skip this one too.
*Cue even more annoying feminane chimpmunk voice.*
Batman:Also,that Naruto kid couldn't have calm down that fast.
Me:Yeah you're right.
"That,monster." Naruto growled,as he was changing back to Nine-Tails mode.
Batman:Told you.
Me:Anger..Management for him.
Batman:Nah,that'll make it worse.
Naruto went back into 4 tails mode,and went to were he saw Oroachmaru went.
"Peter please,please don't leave me." Sakura begged.
Spidey's mind.
"Where in the world?" He said.
"Ah,hello Spider-Man." Said a mysterious voice.
"Who are you?"
"The real question is,who are YOU?"
"What do you mean?"
"Who do you see yourself as,Spider-Man,or Peter Parker?"
"How do you know who I am,and as for a matter of fact,who the hell are you!?"
"Okay Spider-Man,I will your questions." Said the figure,who appeared to be a old lady in chair,with webs around her.
"My name,is Madam Web.I know everything about you,about your parents death,how you got your powers,and even Uncle Ben." Madam Web said.
"You've been watching me?" Spidey asked.
"Yes,you could say that. I also know about your ninja friends."
"You do?"
"Yes,I know that the blond one,is the carrier of the Nine-Tails fox demon."
"WOAH!" He NEVER told me he had a DEMON in him! We're gonna need a exorcist!"
"It's not THAT demon you're thinking of. This demon was implanted inside him when he was born. His father implanted it into him so save his village." Madam Web explained.
"I also know that you have a thing for Sakura, the pink haired girl."
"No I don't." Spidey denied.
"Search your feelings,you know for it to be true."
"Who do you think you are? Darth Vader?"
"I know you do Spider-Man."
"I know she also like you back,but you two don't want to admit it."
"No I dont."
"Okay,then look at Sakura right now,trying to bring you back to life." Madam Web said,waving her hand over a blank spot,whic became a screen,with Spidey's first person uncounscouis view. With Sakura trying to heal his wounds as fast as she can.
"Please please ,don't leave me Peter,Im trying my best." She said. Then,just finally giving up,and sobbing on Peter's chest, and honsesly,that REALLY hurt for Spidey to see that.
"Okay,I do."
"Hehe." Madam Web chuckled.
"Listen,I need to get back there,because 1:I gotta get home,and 2:I can't STAND see her cry anymore!" Spidey demanded.
"Okay. But,you need to assure me."
"What do you want?"
"I want you,to be my gaurdian for New York,because for when great Evil arises.I know who to turn to."
"Okay okay,GET ME BACK!"Spidey demanded.
"Have it your way Spider-Man." Madam Web said.
Madam Web waved her hand,which turned into a portal which pulled Spidey inside.
Present.
"Augh,Sakura?" Spidey said,as he regained consqiousnis.
"Peter! You're alive! Sakura said,as she hugged.
"Yeah,don't worry Sakura I'm-" Spidey was interupted by Sakura's [big surprise] passionate kiss.
Batman:Lucky bastard, I' have NEVER been kissed that much in my life!
Me:I've never BEEN kissed.
"Fine." Spidey finished.
"Oh my gosh Im sorry Peter! I just got really worried about you,and I really couldn't control myself and-"
"It's okay Sakura." Spidey said.
"Wait,where's Naruto?"
"Yeahhhh,about that."
END OF CHAPTER 10.
Me:THANKS GOD IT'S DONE!
Me:Im sorry it took so long,but you guy gotta understand, these take time,so please,bear with here,thank you.
Batman:I guess I'm done.
Me:No way,your staying.
Batman:No.
Me:Yes,just for the next chapter.
All:Yep.
Batman: OH GOD PLEASE NOO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!