Who the hell are you???
I don't own Naruto or Chris Rock show.
/means inner thoughts or kyuubi/
It was the usual day all the students were being told that they where going to represent them in the Chuunin exams.
Kakashi however was in very much trouble because he couldn't get the team to focus...
" HI NARU-KUN HOW ARE YOU ??" said a squealing Sakura who was in a fangirl daze over Naruto.
" HI SAKURA-CHAN I'M DOING GOOD YOU?"
" I'M DOING GREAT NOW THAT I CAN SEE YOU!!"
" WOULD YOU TWO SHUT IT??" screamed Sasuke.
Then from the trees a voice was heard...
" Seems someone's jealous..."
" Get out here and fight me." said Sasuke.
" Ok but its me Halo, everyone's lovable winner."
" Winner wannabe." said a smirking Sasuke.
Everyone stood quiet. Sasuke sucked bad at telling insults.
" Well now that we got that crappy joke out of the way..."said Kakashi poofing in.
" Hn."
" What are we doing today?? You're telling us we're in the Chuunin exams, right?" said Halo bored.
" Actually yes." said Kakashi.
Everyone looked at Halo with questions.
" Yes my beloved is going to be there." said Halo.
" Umm who is your beloved, Halo-kun?" asked Sakura.
" Well you see its... not telling you." said Halo smiling.
" Come on Halo-kun... unless you want me to beat it out of you." said an evil Sakura.
" Ok well then... suck it pepto." said a smiling Halo.
" That's it you little turd..." although she tried to get Halo to pummel him it turned out she punched the hell out of Sasuke.
" What did you do Halo?" asked Kakashi.
" Well caca ski I did a genjitsu , replaced me with Sasuke, he got his clock clean and I got this delicious donut." with that he holds up a pink delicious donut.
" Meheehe can I see it?" said Kakashi.
" Umm ... no now I eat." Before he knows what, a bunned haired girl tackles him.
" HI HALO-KUN HOW ARE YOU CUTIE??" said an annoying Ten-ten.
" Good Ton-ton listen let me go and ... hey where's my delicious donut?" said Halo.
" OH LOOK WHAT I HAVE HERE... A DELICIOUS DONUT. NOW HALO-KUN IF YOU WANT IT BACK YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME WHO'S YOUR BELOVED." said a cruel Sakura.
" Forget you ugly witch I would rather have a math test than tell you." said Halo.
" OK THEN I'LL EAT IT!!!" said Sakura.
" WAIT SAKURA CHAN CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT DONUT?" asked Naruto.
" SURE NARU-KUN I WOULD GIVE YOU SOME ..." then boom out of nowhere the donut exploded covering Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi, Ten-ten and Naruto with makeup paint.
" Mwahahahaha did you see how you all do suck? You must be at guard at all times before the chuunin exams start... Woah um I should run laters my good fellow chuunin..."
So Halo poofs away but before he does he unties Kakashi's shoes ...
" Don't worry I'll..." then Kakashi falls like a tree cut down.
" Man how the hell does he do that?" said Sasuke.
" I don't know he's good..."
Meanwhile Halo has reached the barbecue place where Gai's, Asuma's and Kurenai's team is eating...
" Yo." said a cool calm and collected Halo.
" Halo why arent you with your team?" asked Kurenai.
" Because your beauty melts the sky." said Halo.
Kurenai blushed a deep red blush while Asuma is pissed.
" Its cause I did a little something and oh can I stay?" asked Halo.
" Well actually ..."
" OF COURSE YOUTHFUL HALO YOUR YOUTH SHINES BRIGHTER THAN ANY OF OURS AND YOU HAVE MADE THE MOST COOL OF MEN BLUSH WITH EMBARRASSMENT WITH YOUR YOUTHFUL ACTIVITIES!!!" said Gai.
" Well thanks Gai , you know if you weren't gay, Gai sensei, I would think you're all right." said Halo as he sat near Shikamaru and Neji.
" H-H-Hi Halo-kun."
" S-S-Stutter, leeprechaun, tubby , lazy, sheman,bug's life, Porky pig nice to see you today."
" HEY WHAT THE HELL MAN??" yelled three out of the six shinobi.
" Guess the other three don't care huh?" asked Halo.
" Halo you're such a jackass." said Ino.
" Why thank you I do think this tie is cool." said Halo.
" You wear a tie?" asked Shikamaru.
" No I just think ignoring fangirls is the best thing you can do when they rant and rave." said Halo.
" Wow that makes sense." said Neji.
" Yeah I'll have to give it a try." said Shikamaru and fell asleep.
" So does anybody want to know a secret a really dark secret?" asked Halo.
" What?" asked the shinobi. Even Shikamaru was interested.
" I AM ACTUALLY THE KYUUBI NO KITSUNE AND I'M HERE TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!!" screamed Halo.
" What??? You're really stupid, Halo." said Neji.
" Destiny tells me you can't satisfy women so she dumped your ass." said Halo as he grabs his blaster and shoots Neji to kingdom come.
This is how the chapter comes to an end??? yep and that's the way I like it...
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