Chapter 9: Operation: Break Down
Chapter 9: Operation: Break Down!
Sakura woke up in the strong, protective arms of her loving boyfriend, Neji.
"Morning, sleepy head!" Neji said to Sakura.
It was a peaceful, quiet time until Kiba, Shino, and Chouji yelled, "THOSE SKANKS WON'T LEAVE US ALONE!!'
"We'll figure something out later! Right now, I want to go skateboarding!" Temari said.
"YEAH! That sounds fun!" Everyone said.
As soon as they walked out the door, maple syrup and feathers spilled all over them! A note dropped out and said, "I know you guys prank called me!"
"What?! We never prank called her!!" Neji said.
"We did, but that doesn't matter anymore! WE NEED TO MAKE A PLAN TO GET BACK AT HER AND HER POSSE!!" Sakura yelled.
"Wait, why her skanks too?" Naruto asked.
"Well, do you seriously think that Karen devised this plan all by herself? That red-haired bitch is going to get it!" Sakura yelled.
"Okay, so let's get cleaned up and devise a plan. Meeting in the boys' closet!" Neji said.
Everyone except Hinata had anime question marks above their heads.
"You see, we have hidden rooms in our closet. Y' know, you pull a button and it leads to a secret room. These rooms have most of our expensive clothes and it has a table and other stuff you need in order to make a plan of vengeance." Hinata said.
"Wait, why do you have a revenge room?" Shikamaru asked.
"Well, it all started out here," Hinata began telling a story. (story in italics)
"UGH! Matsuri is such a meanie!" a 10 year old Hinata began.
"I have to make a plan of revenge! Hey, wait a sec! There's that secret room in the closet!! I could put all of the items needed to plan against Matsuri for purposely breaking my Hello Kitty Plushy!!"
"And that's hoe Neji and I got the idea for the secret revenge room!" Hinata said.
Everyone just said, "Oookaay…"
"Well, go get cleaned up! The lever is right by Naruto's dresser. It's a small red button." Neji said.
They then all got cleaned up and met at the secret layer.
Once everyone was there, Neji pulled out a white board and marker.
"Okay, so what do those skanks love most?" Neji said.
Everyone looked at each other. "How pretty they look."
"Yeah, so they have a 'hot body', 'nice, flawless skin', and 'Natural hair'." Hinata said.
She wrote a bullet on the board it wrote: Hot Body
Another wrote: Great Skin
The last one said: Perfect Hair
"Oh, I get it! We eliminate them by making them fatter, ruining their skin, and dying their hair." Kiba said.
"EXACTLY! Just 1 problem, how do we do that?" Hinata said.
"Ooh, there are these protein bars from Germany that my mom sells. They make you fatter. If we remark them saying that it's a sample for a new brand, they'll be sure to try it! Just make it say that it's a diet bar." Temari said.
"YEAH! And we can put some expired facial products into some lotion and reseal it." Sakura said.
"Yeah, a very youthful plan! We can put hair dye in a shampoo and conditioner and reseal it!" Lee said.
"YEAH! Let's get started!!" Tenten said.
They were first going to ruin their body.
After resealing like 120 bars, they sent them equally into boxes and sent them to each of the posse's houses.
The even sent a letter that said:
Dear (their name),
We heard you guys are very into keeping a figure that's slim and very much shaped. These are new protein bars that help you lose weight. We would like you to try them for free. If you have any questions email me at
-Kimmi Chang
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They sent letters like that to each of the girls for every product they sent.
A day later they got emails from the skank crew.
EMAIL 1:
To: KimmiChang
From: hawtieblondie
Letter: Dear Kimmi,
Thanks for all of the products, but my hair is changing a different color, my skin itches, and I think I'm getting fatter. These results are really quick! It's only been a day!
-Ino Yamanaka
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When the groupy read this, they laughed and said, "At least we know it's working! C'mon, let's respond!"
They responded:
To: hawtieblondie
From: KimmiChang
Letter: Dear Ino,
You're very welcome. You're hair is just going into a phase! It'll be more blonde and luscious soon! Your skin will turn red where warts, pimples, and rashes were supposed to be. Soon, it will turn flawless and better than ever. You're not getting fatter! That's just water bloating, you'll just pee it all out!
-Kimmi Chang
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After they sent this they were laughing soooo hard!!
They laughed even harder when they found out Karen's, Ami's and Kin's email addresses.
Karen's was redhairedsmexxiNessloverx3
Ami's was badassgalwithgoodlooks
Kin's was soundofmusicSMEXIINESS
"What kind of username is that??" Naruto said in between laughs.
By the end of the week, they had deleted the fake email of 'Kimmi Chang'. They had also gotten rid of all proof of what they did.
Their week at the Hyuga Mansion passed by like the breeze.
On the last day there they went for a walk in the park and they came across the skank posse!
The looked hilarious!! They looked like they had gained weight.
Ami's hair was purple and white!
Karen's hair was orange and blue!
Kin's hair was green and yellow!
Ino had it the worst though. She had all of the colors of the rainbow!
They all had red skin! It was hilarious!
'Too bad the hair and the skin only last for about a week.' Sakura thought to herself.
The groupy stifled their laughs as they walked past the posse.
They heard Ami yell, "WHO THE HELL IS KIMMI CHANG??"
They quickly got out of the park.
Once they were back at the mansion, they were rolling on the floor laughing. (ROFL)
"That was hilarious! They looked ridiculous!!" Chouji said.
"Yeah! But hey, that's not good enough. I say, we show the world how skank like they are." Shino said.
"How do we do that?" Tenten asked.
Shino grinned.
They all saw the posse go to Wal-Mart so they followed them there.
Hinata smiled remembering the plan
(Plan in italics)
"I say, we sneak condoms into their shopping bags and then make them bump into someone, causing them to spill the stuff their buying. The person helps pick up the stuff and then they'll find the condom and well yeah," Shino said.
Everyone said yeah in agreement.
Shino was first. He slipped a condom into Ino's basket. All of a sudden, she bumps into him.
"Hey Ino," Shino said.
"Hey," she said, a frown on her face.
Shikamaru came by and saw them. He saw the condom and remembered the plan.
"WOW INO! A condom! A CONDOM! First you cheat on me and now you already need condoms!" Shikamaru stormed off.
ALL of Wal-Mart could hear!
WITH KAREN……
Sakura slipped a condom into her basket. Kabuto came by her. He was also part of the plan. Sakura texted him the details.
Kabuto bumps her and well, you know the rest.
The same drill went over and over.
The groupy ran back to the Hyuga Mansion.
"I think they found out the plan. This isn't good, plus they know we're here! We have to go to someone's house!!" Shikamaru said. "We can go to my house!"
"Okay then, pack up! We leave in an hour!" Kankuro said.
1 hour later…
"Let's go!" Sakura said.
TBC…
I know that this is a short chapter, but the next one will be longer!! Well, some ppl wanted skank bashing, so YEAH! Muahahhaa.
:3 w00t! plz Read and Review! R&R
-Lauren