Total Drama Island - the supernatural edition.
Chapter 9- Fire, ice and a sacrifice
The camp was quiet ever since Drake left, especially with Mertin, he had fallen into a deep state of depression.
Confessionals
Alex: As you may have seen I appear to have moved from Team Dusk to Team Nagas are People to. Well, a certain witch decided to pull a prank by switching team members around but if that Natasha ever does it again then she is guaranteed off the show.
Natasha: Well it was fun while it lasted.
Confessionals end
"Hey Megs" Sean said to the she wolf as he re entered the cabin of his old team. "I'm busy" she stated as she turned back to the book she was reading and just because you asked it was a "Skullduggery Pleasant". "Come on, at least you could be a little happy to see me again" he hissy fitted. "And you just hissy fitted" she replied with a hint of a small smile.
Confessionals
Sean: Look, I think Megan is nice but if she doesn't stop with that attitude problem of hers then she's gonna be next off.
Megan: Look, I don't have an attitude problem, okay? I just don't want to look soft whilst the wicked b***h of the West Natasha is about.
Mertin: Drake whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I thought you really loved me (cries). No, I will be strong.(Starts to cry again).
Confessionals end
"All campers please meet me at the games cabin" Chris announced through the loudspeakers. All went ahead to the small building with the name "games cabin" on the doorframe where a strange figure was waiting for them. It was a giant pure black hummingbird with orange lines running down all over it. "What the heck is this?" Grimm asked no one in particular. "Earthbound immortal Assala Piscu, a YuGiOh monster" Mariah replied, "my bro has a few Ds games and this fella is in one of them. "Correct Mariah, well done" Chris said to the little were tiger. "Your challenge today is going to be a fight, but not just any fight". "Let me guess, we have to play a children's card game?" Alex asked him. "Sorry Mr Tweetums but you are wrong" Chris contradicted the young wolf, "two people from each team will be selected to fight as any Yugioh card ever created in a battle to the death, or devirtualisation. Get hit three times by anyone and you are eliminated from the challenge. The last person standing will have the chance to eliminate one of the first three people to have been devirtualised".
Confessionals
Mertin: So I can eliminate whoever I want if I win? Bye bye silly little wh*** biscuit.
Natasha: Finally to make sure my mind slave actually helps me.
Alex: Who is Mr Tweetums?
Confessionals end
"But first a song whilst the pairs are chosen and matched up to their monsters with a reserve for each team" Chris stated as the music began to play.
"Poison" as sung by the cast of TDI-TSE
(Grimm: RedOne)
Cotton: Nicole... Yeah
Aphrodite: Got venom dripping from my lips
Know who you're about to kiss
Think that you can handle it, boy, it's on
Natasha: Just step into the danger zone
Shake it if you wanna roll, never bend,
Just take control, stakes are on
Lana and Tonia: So sick, get a grip, gonna stick to a stick
Renna: I don't think that I can stop this
Mariah and Cerise: Pick it up, let it drop, when it drops slip it up
Mertin: Oh no, I'll never stop
All: That bad girl power I got, I'll abuse it tonight
Cause tonight got poison on my mind
That power I got you'll be mine when I stay till real late
Got poison on my mind
Talon: I got that poison (uh huh), I got that poison (uh huh)
Cotton: I got that poison, that poison on my mind
Oliver: I got that poison (uh huh), I got that poison (uh huh)
TK: I got that poison, that poison on my mind
Julian: So cool out, let her in the scene
Cause tonight I need to kiss a sexy little dirty scream, yeah, it's on
Sean: Then I get you in my sleep, it ought to be extreme
You're so cool, baby, you're so mean (Turn me on, turn me on)
Lana and Tonia: So sick, get a grip, gonna stick to a stick
I don't think that I can stop this
Natasha and Aphrodite: Pick it up, let it drop, when it drops slip it up
Oh no, I'll never stop, hey
All: That bad girl power I got, I'll abuse it tonight
Cause tonight got poison on my mind
That power I got, you'll be mine when I stay till real late
Got poison on my mind
Alex: I got that poison (uh huh), I got that poison (uh huh)
I got that poison, that poison on my mind
Mertin: I got that poison (uh huh), I got that poison (uh huh)
I got that poison, that poison on my mind
Aphrodite: I got that poison, that poison, that poison
I'll make you fall in love with me
(Blade: Turn me on, turn me on)
I got that poison, that poison, that poison
I'll make you fall in love with me
(Blade: Turn me on, turn me on)
Megan: That bad girl power I got, I'll abuse it tonight
Got poison on my mind
That power I got, you'll be mine till the light
Got poison on my mind
All: That bad girl power I got, I'll abuse it tonight
Cause tonight got poison on my mind
That power I got, you'll be mine when I stay till real late
Got poison on my mind
I got that poison (uh huh), I got that poison (uh huh, uh huh)
Got poison on my mind
I got that poison (uh huh), I got that poison (uh huh, uh huh)
Got poison on my mind
So with that finished Chris announced the players for the challenge.
Team Dusk
Main:
TK- The Earl of Demise
Aphrodite- Injection Fairy Lily
Reserve: Mertin- Shinato, King of a higher Plane
Team Funhouse
Main: Grimm- Magician of Black chaos
Lana- Magician's Valkyria
Reserve: Julian- Peten the Dark clown
Team Nagas are people too
Main: Natasha- Dark necrofear
Sean: Flame swordsman
Reserve: Cerise- Toon Gemini elf.
"I am not going to take part as some sort of twisted fan service" Cerise complained. "Cheer up Ari-hell this may be interesting" a familiar voice replied as a random prostitute waltzed up to Cerise. "Why is there a random prostitute walking up to me? Oh wait that's Natasha" was Cerise's reply to which Natasha replied with a bolt of lightning to the face.
Whilst everyone was restraining the little witch TK took Cerise to get cleaned up. "You okay?" TK asked her. "I just took a lightning bolt to the face and for some reason you can't get that it has virtually burnt my f***ing nerves" was Cerise's reply. "Good to know it's not too serious otherwise you'd have to be taken to hospital" he chuckled. "And then I wouldn't have you as a friend to spend time with" she said to him. It was then that they all went to the Challenge room
It wasn't that big but it was able to hold all the contestants, Chris, Izzy and Noah inside with nine metallic pod-like things. "Okay, when you're ready the selected contestants will be escorted to their pods" Noah announced.
"Remember what you have to do?" Natasha asked the brainwashed fire spirit. "Make sure Team Funhouse loses first, no problem" Julian said in a emotionless voice.
Confessionals
Grace: Somethin's not right 'ere. Why is Castro talkin' to Mombie- zilla? Somethin's up.
Megan: I kind of guessed that Aphrodite would be the one riding on the giant needle. This seems like pure fanservice with phallic imagery.
Blade: I like tacos.
Confessionals end
Once all of the nine battlers entered their pods and the doors had closed Izzy slammed the button and for a split second Lana, Grimm, Julian, Aphrodite, TK, Mertin, Natasha, Cerise and Sean saw nothing, then they were on what looked like a floating chessboard. "Whoa, we're on a floating chessboard" some gay clown said out loud which turned out to be Julian. "Commence fighting" Noah's bored voice droned out of nowhere, then a demon, a guy with a flaming sword, two scantily clad magicians, a gay clown, a camp angel, a naughty nurse, a snobby zombie and a pair of cartoon twin tarts began to battle.
The fighting was fierce with TK losing two lives in one minute from Natasha and Lana, Mertin losing one from Grimm and Sean being hit once by Earl TK's sword. In short it was pure carnage. However, the most brutal battled was between Natasha and Lana. "Think you can beat me b****?" the demoness taunted the blond magician. "I wouldn't be fighting you if I couldn't" Lana replied.
Aphrodite was closing in on Sean with her massive needle when suddenly six giant glowing balls attacked her and Tk. "Hey, watch it!" the nurse shrieked. "Whoops," Mertin replied maliciously, "so sorry, it kinda slipped". TK then shrieked out loud as he slowly disintegrated into a mass of golden pixels and back into reality.
"Wow, and TK is the first one out!" Izzy's voice shouted in the virtual air. Foolishly Natasha had looked up from her battle to hear this and since both of these fan service monsters were down to their last lives, taking this chance Lana blasted the evil Natasha whose lives fell to zero, however, she wasn't done yet
"Why aren't you devirtualised?" Lana asked her.
"Because the Dark necrofear card can possess another monster!" the fiend shrieked as she became a dark shadow and fled to find a host.
Julian/Peten was fighting Sean/ Flame swordsman when the gay clown was struck by a dark shadow. He convulsed wildly until he fell, limp, then he got up with an evil glint in his mask holes. He then twirled and became a card before disappearing altogether.
On the other side of the battlefield the Toon Gemini elves/Cerise were running from Shinato/Mertin as he assaulted her with his big glowing balls, of light but just like any cartoon she refused to die so out of nowhere the twins paused Shinato with a TV remote and tied him up, giggling to themselves. "This is actually fun" the red head one (Cerise) said out loud. Seizing her chance Aphrodite whilst riding on her oversized needle yet again tried to take a stab at one of the contestants, this time the twins when a new guy arrived on the scene. He was tall with purple hair, darker purple robes and he had a big green staff thing. "Dark magic attack!" he yelled and then a ball of multicoloured light hit the siren dead on, knocking her off course and bringing her down to her last life, then she exploded into a mass of black pixels as her last life was taken by the two kicks dealt by the Toon Cerise elves. "Who are you supposed to be?" the elf asked the man. "He is the dark magician I brought here with this" Lana answered as she pulled out a green card entitled "Sage's stone", a card which can bring the dark magician.
"Congratulations Lana" Julian said to her as he teleported behind her. "Well thank you Julia-" she thanked him just before he took out his dagger and stabbed her in the chest. She staggered back before she exploded into little pixels. Julian started to laugh at this evil deed shouting "who's smexy now b****?" when Mertin, Cerise, Dark Magician and Grimm fired all of their magical energy at him at both Julian and Natasha who lost all of Julian's lives. Natasha's ability as Dark necrofear let herself drift into Cerise's twin's mind. "Did we just kill a gay clown?" Grimm asked everyone else.
Ten minutes later it was only Sean, Grimm and the Dark magician left with all of them at one life each, it was then that Sean spotted something, a spell card. He picked it up, dodging the magical blasts from the two mages and activated it.
"Super Polymerization!" he shouted as both he and the Dark magician were fused into a purple haired kinight with a purple sword and black and red rimmed armour, the dark flare knight. "I will destroy you!" he shouted as he charged towards the magician but Grimm just blasted the idiot, leaving a ball of golden light. Wait, what golden light.
The light formed a portal and out stepped out Sean but he had long blue hair, golden armour and a golden, double bladed scythe. "I am Mirage knight!" Sean shouted as he charged and hacked his blade into the magician, forgetting that when Mirage knights battle they die at the same time as their adversary, however when the both of them exploded a dark shade was all that was left before it formed the figure of...Dark necrofear!
"And the winner is... Natasha for being a possessive b****!" Izzy yelled into the speakers, then all of the others came back to reality, showing Lana beating the crap out of Julian.
"Lana, you're out of here" Natasha pointed out as she started to walk out of the building but Renna stopped her by angrily smashing a fold down chair onto the back of her head, rendering the evil witch unconscious.
"Shut the friggin' hell up mother f***er!" Renna yelled at Natasha's unconscious form
Confessionals
Renna: What? She had it coming, honest.
Oliver: Wow. Renna is hot when she's angry.
Natasha: (holds ice pack to her head) If that Renna comes anywhere near me she's f***ing dead!
Confessionals end
A few hours later
Lana was holding Renna as her BFF cried her heart out about the fact that Julian got Lana eliminated. "Hey kid, don't get all sad, it's not like I'm dying or anything. I'll see you soon but can you do two things for me. One, you have to tell me how to swing a chair like that" Lana said to the shape shifter before stepping onto the 'ferry'.
"What's the other thing?" Renna asked. Lana looked again at her and with one last thumbs up she said to her, "make sure Natasha doesn't win".
And as Lana drove off into the sunset Tonia went over to comfort her BFF and took her back inside the cabin.
"OMG Remy, are you okay?" Lindsay asked the shapeshifter. "I-I'll live" she replied as she looked at the chocolate brownies on a plate that was on her bedside table. "I didn't make those by the way" Lindsay stated.
In the kitchen Oliver was washing up the dishes and helped himself to a tablespoon of golden syrup and the chocolate he melted.
Eliminated: Lana- Natasha wanted to kill two birds with one stone so this was the best way to reduce team Funhouse.
Team Dusk: TK, Mertin, Aphrodite, Alex, Mariah
Team Funhouse: Renna, Grace, Grimm, Oliver, Tonia, Julian
Team Nagas are people to: Cerise, Sean, Megan, Cotton, Natasha, Blade
Eliminated so far: River, Wes, Drake, Lana
I bet you didn't see that one coming did ya so Nyeh! Up next is Total Drama Aftermath. See you then.
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