RULE #48 THE MOVIE PROJECT X IS FOREVER BANNED

It was tower bonding day so we all went to the movies. We couldn't decide on which movie to see so eventually Tony told us to go get the popcorn, drinks, and candy while he picked out a movie. When we all got in the theatre and the movie started we found out it was 'Project X'.

The movie in my opinion was great! But maybe just a little too great for Tony. I say this because when we got home after the movie Tony recruited me to help plan his party that would blow the movie away. I don't know why I agreed to help him, but I did.

This project was super top secret and we only made hand written notes knowing that Natasha and Clint wouldn't look for hand written notes and Steve was too nice to go snooping through other people's stuff. We planned for it to take place the weekend that Pepper, Clint, and Natasha would be away from the tower. We had to get Steve and Bruce out as well so we thought of a last resort and set them up on blind dates. Steve with one of Pepper's friends; Lorraine. And Bruce with a lab friend of Tony's; Kira.

So far everything panned out well except now I couldn't be in the tower in case somebody reported Tony's party so I settled with Tony flying me to his Malibu mansion with whatever I needed/wanted. I had JARVIS pull up the live video feed from the tower so I could watch.

The party started off pretty slow with the random people Tony invited but within an hour it picked up insanely fast. People got trashed quicker than Tony and I had anticipated. When was so wasted that he put on the Iron Man suit I picked up the phone and called Rhodey.

"What is it Tony?" Rhodey's tired voice came through the phone.

"Houston, we have a problem." I said seriously.

"Anna? What's wrong?" he asked sounding awake suddenly.

"Um, It's a long story but I'm just going to cut to the emergency, 'kay? So Uncle Tony is throwing a party and he is trashed and in his Iron Man suit." I said quickly.

"Get out of the tower, in fact get EVERYBODY out!"he shouted.

"No, I'm in Malibu. But he is in his tower." I said.

"Okay that makes me feel a little better. I'm going to kill Tony." He growled before hanging up.

"JARVIS." I call.

"Yes, Miss Baer?" It replied.

"Get everybody out of the tower! Uncle Tony is about to get a major ass whopping." I said. I turned back to the tv screen and saw everybody begin to run to the doors and not two minutes later Rhodey stormed onto the screen and forced Tony out of the suit confiscating it.

No more Project X…

RULE #49 NO MORE PLAYING WATER POLO

After watching the 2012 Summer Olympics, more specifically water polo, I wanted to play it really bad. I called an Avengers meeting and proposed the idea of team bonding.. water polo style!

Naturally Natasha thought it was a pointless game and didn't want to play. But me being her only 'niece' and my powerful ways of blackmail, I convinced her to agree to play.

The first practice day we divided into two teams.

On mine: Natasha, Thor, and Clint.

On Captain's: Tony, Bruce, and Loki.

I had no idea how competitive Natasha gets until Bruce had to revive Loki after he refused to give up the ball and Natasha held him under water until he passed out and released the ball.

Poor Loki never gets a break.

RULE #50 MATTRESS SURFING IS BANNED

Just like the bubble wrap incident Tony and I went mattress surfing only this time Tony was the one who was hurt…. And by hurt I mean his pride. He fell off his mattress several times and I only fell off once.

But on another note I now fear for my life since I accidently ran over Natasha..

RULE #51 NO MORE MIDNIGHT TRIPS TO IHOP

When you're hungry in the middle of the night where else are you going to eat besides IHOP? Exactly, nowhere! Just make sure that when you do go there at two in the morning, don't bring Tony. Why?...

Well.., I convinced the entire team to go to IHOP with me (Clint was easily convinced, he loves pancakes and coffee!) anyways so we get there and sit down and order and wait for our food. Of course it is Saturday night and 2am so prostitutes are out, not that I have anything against them. We get our food and one comes up to Tony..

"Remember me Tony?" she asks. I look at her wearing ten pounds of black eye makeup, cheap 99 cent lip stick, a skirt way too short and slightly ripped on the side and a black halter midriff baring top. Her sandy blonde hair looked like she hadn't washed it in over a week, maybe two and she smelled like she had just come from a bar.

"Honestly no." He said taking one look at her.

"I was at your place last week." She said.

"No, A) I'm pretty sure I haven't had a person other than Pepper over in well over a year and a half B) I am married and C) I have a kid on the way." He pointed out.

"Um, no we partied together and you owe me $2,000." She laughed. The situation escaladed from there until she started throwing coffee pots at all of us. I ended up throwing a glass of ice cold water on her.

"Wake up and stop the fucking lying. Because you know what? Last week he was in Madrid with HIS WIFE! All your lying does is make you look desperate!" I yelled before running out of the restaurant.

Tony ended up getting sued a week later by that prostitute.

That is why you never go to an IHOP with Tony at 2am.

Sorry I had to make this one shorter. Have to get up early so tomorrow I will make the next chapter longer! REVIEW PLEASE! Thank you to everbody who does review and a special thank you to Honey-Bee128 for letting me know what you and your family thinks of the rules!