The Doctors told him that Nagato had undergone some sort of stroke AND multiple Organ failure but miraculously he returned back to full function just moments beffore they wanted to put him on life support.

"Itachi...Thank you.."

Itachi who had fallen asleep with his hands folded and his head rested on them, was waiting beside his bed.

"...Sure..." Itachi woke up, his sleep was only light.

"I know Yahiko probably only told you to watch over me...He knows I have no friends aside from him and Konan...And we have never been too far apart."

He took a deep breath, his hand gliding over his infusion port in his hand.

"Yet I would like to delude myself that you'd have come becouse we have become friends."

He chuckled a little, probably he himself knew how wierd it must have sounded.

Itachi would have liked to comfort him but, he himself felt out of place, out of touch.

"Is there anything I can do for you, Nagato ?" Itachi asked, tired from the day and the week he had spent in a Hotel to recover from his terrible 'family' weekend.

Nagato smiled tiredly and closed his eyes.

"I would like a pen and a sheet of paper."

He wasn't gonna write down his will was he ?

As if he sensed his thoughts he opend one eye and looked Itachi straight into the eye.

"Don't worry, I just got inspired for a new book."

IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA, A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE IDEA.

"KHIHIHIHIHIHIHI DEIDARA-CHAN !" Kisame put an arm around Deidara's shoulder.

"She was sooooooooooooo HOT !" Kisame was drunk and refairing to Tayuya.

Deidara who was drunk herself, (Kisame's fault) took a deeeeeeeeep sip of her bottle of Whiskey, apperantly she liked strong drinks, lost he ballance and fell on the cough, Kisame who was holding on to her fell on the floor.

Both started laughing loudly.

"Oh Deidara-chan...I tell you I'd treat her right..." eversince he had been more than topsy he couldn't stop talking about Tayuya, her crimson hair had apperantly burned into his brain.

"I'm sure youd treat her juuuuuuuuuuust right, Sharky-san !" Deidara said slowly sinking lower into the couch.

The reason they had started drinkin in the first place was that they talked about how Deidara came into this situation in the first place, the story of her and Sasori was so depressing and then the small stuff for example that Zetsu was her only friend left and she had problems paying for this crapy apartment and this greedy owner, Kakuzu just nagged her all the time about it and after that deal with Sasori, very understandable, she couldn't hold any job anymore either...Kisame needed a drink..and apperantly Deidara too...

then one drink became two drinks, and two became a bottle and now...well...

Deidara obviously had one too many drinks and started to get dizzy, REALLY dizzy, her eyelids became heavy, really heavy...She fell asleep.

Tobi was playing catch with her, she was running from him on a grazzy landscape, he was running after her, laughing and his hand streched out, almost reaching her back, she wanted to turn around, take him into her arms and kiss him, but when she turned around Sasori stood there where Tobi should be, the sunny day turned into a dark cloudy one.

She was standing there, flinched as he made a step towards her.

Tears were welling up in the corner of her eyes and the sky started to become darker and darker until... Suddenly Sasori turned into Itachi and smiled at her, he took her by the hand and they just walked into a sunny and grassy Park.

The apperant reason for this sudden mode swing in Deidara's dream wasn't that there was too much Itachi in her brain to handle, but apperantly someone had started playing a very happy tune on the piano, Kisame sat there with a bottle of Jack where you'd normally put notes.

"Oh my-Tayuya, I love you ~"

"Wherever you go I'll go ~"

"Oh with you my dear ~"

"Its like a sunny walk in the park~"

He hummed a bit, he was quite good at playing the Piano and singing apperantly !

"Kisame-san I didn't know you could sing like that !" Deidara said from the spot on the couch she had collapsed on earlier.

He turned around still playing his fast but happy going song.

"Oh, Itachi-san's Mother tought me, I used to spend a lot of time with him and his Family."

Talk about the devil,

Itachi opend the door and didn't seem too surprised to find his roomate on the Piano, DRUNK.

AND his new...Well whatever she was, equally drunk on HIS SPOT of the couch.

"I'm happy to see the two of you are still dressed."

The tune stopped. Kisame and Deidara expected him to be mad or something maybe but him actually trying to make a joke...that was...worse.

"So your 'date' with Nagato is done Itachi-san ?

The black haired man didn't answere but tossed him a paper bag.

"I bought you Lobster on my way back, I could go for some right about now."

Kisame left his seat so fast and went for the Kitchen so elegant you would have never guessed he was drunk as hell.

That was Itachi's signature way of getting him out of the picture.

"You." He said looking straith into Deidara's eyes with a sharp sting to it.

She froze on the spot.

"Come with me." He went for the shower, the furthest room away from the Kitchen.

Deidara followed, a little uncertain on her feet.

He held the door open for her, the moment she slowly had her foot over the well of the door Itachi pulled her in, closed the door and pushed her back against the door, all in one fluid motion, his face was so close to her's she could feel his breath.

Her knees where getting weak again but this time not due to the Alcohol.

"I..." Everything else faded out of Deidara's brain, just the raspy "I" Itachi said was enough to make her thoughts go wild...THOSE thoughts. She was lost in his dark red eyes, like a charm...She was Wax and he was a flame..a very very hot flame.

"I've asked you if you are clear enough right now to think about something important." He said, apperanly the phased out on his.

"Yeah...anything..." she said, and she meant it. She slid down the door just the fraction of an Inch, she wouldn't be able to take more of Itachi for just another second, his scent alone, the cologne ...It was like it made her even weaker to his natural good lucks his bad boy style of living...

"Anything Itachi-san..." She said her coming closer and closer to him, he lips longing for his.

"I want you to work for me."

"Yeah I'd like tha...What ?"

"I talked to Nagato Rikuudo, he can only recoment you, you where an extraordinary assistant, secretary and accountant, even a booker he said."

All of THAT feeling Deidara had plumeted to fast now she was sitting on the batroom floor.

"Uh...yeah sure..." She didn't even know why she said that, it was quite the surprise she could say anything at all.

"Good, you start the same time as Kisame and me."

His business here was done and he left the bathroom again.

NOW THIS FELT LIKE A GOOD CHAPTER AGAIN ! =D