A/N: this is playing catch-up for not being an active member on here for a while. Oh how I have missed it so. Hope you all appreciate two updates in one day.

This one makes me giggle. Enjoy!


I have sprayed

Your eyes, nose,

And face area

With pepper spray,

Preventing you

From probably

Punching Jim

In the face.

Forgive me;

I had to intervene,

Although knowing Jim,

He probably deserved it.


Teehee. Do you love this one as much as I do?