Erik: Where we off to today?
Me: Back to the Animal Kingdom!
Raoul: What? Why? We were just there!
Me: I know! But we forgot to ride something!
Christine: Is it on the list?
Me: Well, no
Christine: Well if it's not on the list, then we'll have to do it some other time
Me: Fine then, we're visiting 2 parks today. Epcot and MGM
Erik: I take it that we're going on the bus?
Raoul: Just drive us there!
Christine: I love this golf cart!
Me: Yea, but I noticed some strange markings on it this morning
*All three of them swallow nervously and get wide eyed*
Raoul: Strange?
Me: Yea, a couple little scratches, a bit of a dent on the corner here...
Erik: We don't know what you're talking about
Christine: Yea! It's not like we took it for a spin last night or anything
Raoul: *Elbows Christine* Shut up...
Erik: Ok, well we're here. So this place we're going to is Epcot?
Me: Yep, but we're taking our time getting there
Christine: Why are we getting on the boat. This goes back to the Magic Kingdom
Me: Yea, we're going there first. Not into it, but the train station that is there
Raoul: OOoooo Yay! I love trains!
*We take the boat over to the Magic Kingdom, and go up to the monorail station*
Christine: Ooooo Pretty!
Me: Yep, we'll be taking the monorail straight to Epcot. It's the funnest way to get there
Erik: Really? I'll admit, I've never really been on a train before
Raoul: I've never been on a train that was in the sky before!
*The monorail pulls up and we get inside*
Voice: Please stand clear of the doors, blah blah blah blah blah*
Raoul: Where's that voice coming from?
Christine: It's the angel's of Disney World!
Me: Wow...
Erik: *Pats my back* It'll be fine
Me: I have a feeling today's gonna be a long day
*We get to the park and go inside*
Me: Alright. This park is gonna be rather quick. I only have 2 rides we need to go on here, and I think I'm gonna take you through the different countries quickly, then we have to go to MGM
Christine: We're going to a different country
Raoul: But I forgot my passport!
Me: No! Ugh, just follow me!
*We arrive in front of the first ride*
Me: This is Test Track
*All three watch in horror as a car zooms past full of screaming people*
Raoul: I'm gonna skip this one
Me: OH NO YOUR NOT!
Erik: yea Raoul, if me and Christine have to go through this torture, so do you!
Raoul: *Starts crying* But I'm scared!
Christine: I'm actually a bit nervous too, that car looked like it was going pretty fast
Me: It's fine. Actually, I'll tell you now it's one of the fastest, and longest rides in all of Disney World
Christine: Wonderful
Erik: Yes, it is
*We get on*
Me: This isn't so bad
Erik: Nope
Raoul: *Covering his eyes* Is it done yet?
Christine: It's alright Raoul dear!
*Since I've never actually been on this ride, and I'm too tired/lazy to write out what happens, I'm just gonna leave you with this, It went BADLY*
Erik: Christine, stop crying my angel!
Raoul: *Holding Christine* It'll be alright love!
Christine: *Sobbing* My life flashed before my eyes!
Me: Well, I guess she won't be gong on anymore awesome rides
Christine: *Sniffles* No, I'll still go. It's just that I got a vision of the events of Phantom. And I really am a moron like everyone says *Starts crying harder*
Erik: *Stroking her hair* Aw, no angel it's alright! You didn't do anything wrong!
Christine: *Sobs* Yes I did! I left you all alone for no reason!*
Raoul: No dear, it wasn't your fault, it was that Andrew Lloyd Webber guy, he lied to you
Christine: Really Raoul?
Raoul: Yea, Do you honestly think I'd do the things I did in that movie? It was terrible!
Erik: I have to agree with the fop on this one. They made my character look like a sissy
Me: Ok, now that we're all cheered up! Next ride!
*I drag them onto Soarin*
Erik: We're just sitting here. Is this is?
Me: Nope, wait for it
*Suddenly the seats are lifted up and we're 'flying' over pretty landscape*
Raoul: *Starts crying* I'm scared of heights!
Christine: Awww Look! It's so pretty!
Me: It feels like we're really flying right?
Erik: *Covering his eyes* We done yet?
Me: *Rolls Eyes* Nope
Erik: Ok, just tell me when
Me: We're done
Erik: *Opens eyes* Really! *See's we're not really done and starts bawling like a baby* YOU LIED!
Christine: *Rubbing Erik's back* Calm down Angel, it's fun. See look! There's some pretty mountains! And some water!
Erik: Yea, I guess it's alright
*Finally the ride's over*
Me: WOAH! All that crying brought us behind! We'll have to visit the other countries some other time!
Raoul: Well that's fine, because I don't have my passport on me
Me: Whatever, come on, we gotta catch a bus
Erik: We're going to MGM now?
Christine: Yea, what's there?
Me: Well, we're going to do a couple things. 1. I'm challenging Erik to 'Toy Story Mania'. And 2. We're gonna have a little contest with Christine and Hannah Montana
Christine: Singing?
Me: Yea
Christine: I'll kick her butt!
Erik: Christine!
Christine: We'll it's true!
Erik: Yea it is...
*We get to the park and go in* Ok, first stop is 'THE TOWER OF TERROR'
Raoul: Why the big scary letters?
Me: Because it's a big scary ride
*We get in line*
Me: You know what, I'm not really feeling this I'm just gonna go...
*Erik and Raoul each grab one of my arms and drag me into the ride elevator*
Raoul: Oh no you don't!
Erik: You're going to suffer horrible torture just like us!
*The ride starts*
Raoul: Um, Erik? Christine?
Chrisine & Erik: What?
Raoul: I don't think bringing Gabby on this was a good idea
Erik: Oh my...
Christine: Gabby, we haven't even started the ride yet! We're just going up!
Me: *Starts hyperventilating* What goes up, must come down
Erik: Down?
Me: *Nods*
*Suddenly the elevator drops 13 stories, then shoots up, then drops again*
Raoul: Weeeeeee!
Erik: *Gripping onto the chair* God help me!
Christine: Woo! This is actually fun, besides the fact that Gabby and Erik will probably be dead by the end of this!
*The ride FINALLY ends. Raoul has to carry me off and Christine helps Erik*
Raoul: We're just gonna sit down for a minute
Christine: Good idea
Erik: I'm never going on that thing again
Me: *Shaking a lot* W... we s... still have a a a l... lot to d... do
Raoul: How about a break
*Suddenly Hannah Montana walks by*
Christine: HEY! It's you!
Hannah Montana: Oh great, another crazy girl.
Christine: I'm not crazy! I want a sing off!
Hannah Montana: Say what?
Christine: Don't 'Say What' me you country dumpkin! I'M GONNA SING BETTER THAN YOU!
Hannah Montana: BRING IT ON!
*They have a singing contest, after several songs, several punches, and lots of crazy screaming people, Christine comes out victorious*
Christine: OH YEA!
Hannah Montana: Well then... *Walks off followed by reporters*
Raoul: They're still shaking? You believe that?
*I'm huddled against Erik, trying not to cry, Erik is staring at Christine and shaking*
Erik: You were so good my darling!
Christine: Why thank you Erik!
Me: There's three things left for us to do
Raoul: What?
Me: We gotta ride the rollercoaster that's right there, then Me and Erik are gonna play 'Toy Story Mania', then we're going to watch Fantasmic
Raoul: Alright *Helps me stand up*
Me: You can sit this one out, me and Christine can go by ourselves if you're too afraid
Raoul & Erik: NO!
Erik: We're coming! Right Fop!
Raoul: *Nods*
*We go into the Rock N Rollercoaster*
Erik: What is that horrible music?
Me: I don't know, rock and roll? Seeing as this is the 'Rock N Rollercoaster?'
Erik: Turn on the Phantom of the Opera!
*Suddenly the song changes to a rock and roll version of 'The Phantom of the Opera'
Erik: Better!
*We go through the ride quickly, literally since it goes over 60 mph*
Me: To the next activity!
Raoul: You in a hurry?
Me: Yea, the show starts soon and I'm starting to get tired
Christine: We can stop if you want
Erik: We don't want you to hurt yourself
Me: It's fine! Let's go!
*We get to toy story mania, and I totally kick Erik's butt!*
Erik: WHAT? REMATCH! You cheated!
Me: How did I cheat?
Erik: You made me loose concentration with this dumb ride spinning!
Me: I didn't do it! The ride does it by itself!
Erik: I still blame you
Me: I beat you by a point!
Erik: A point that should have been mine!
Me: Well then! What would Erik Jr. think of your behaviour right now?
Erik: Nothing! He'd say 'I'm so Cuddly I love you!'
Me: Yea, you're right
*We go see Fantasmic, it's almost midnight, and I've never seen this show either so, I'm rushing a bit*
Christine: Well that was fun!
Me: Yea, I'm still shaking a little from the Tower of Terror though
Raoul: Why'd it scare you so bad?
Me: I don't like anything with a drop in it. It just scared me
Erik: We could tell
*We get back to the cabin, Erik has to carry me cause I'm too tired*
Me: I'm going to bed, good night all
Everybody: Good Night
Me: Oh, and before I go to sleep, I just want to make it clear, NO TAKING THE GOLF CART FOR A 'SPIN'
Everybody: *Nods and runs to the other room to watch TV*
Sorry, I'm just EXHAUSTED! Hope you enjoyed this little chapter. Tomorrow is Water Park Day! We'll all get to enjoy Erik with his shirt off. Wow, those rides were intense today, good thing I had Raoul around, I guess the fop isn't so much of a pansy after all, and he comes in handy! Awesome! Well anyway, please review and hope you enjoyed today's episode of 'The Adventure of Erik and Erik Jr.' with a severe lack of Erik Jr.!
NOTE! I am going down to broadway in Febuary, this is when I'll take the Phantom and Gang down to see those shows, so be patient, I WILL be taking them to NY soon! Not only to see shows, but for some sight seeing as well. Did you know there's a Toy R Us in Times Square with a FERRIS WHEEL INSIDE! Yea, a 3 story tall Ferris Wheel! It's one of my favorite things to do in NYC. So, stick around for THAT excitement!