Cybil kitty- Just so you guys know, This WILL be a Kish and Ichigo story later! much, much, later and it will be a little cuter after the next chapter
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"What the hell…? What did you do?!?!" Kish yelled in a panic, seeing she wasn't wounded and the blood smelled human.
"Well you see nii-nii… I was kinda went to Earth, then I went to Aoyama's house, to ask him to stop liking Ichi-kitty and he somehow, horribly yet, accidentally cut of his head while combing his hair… And I tried to tie his head back on with shoelaces I had to steal from a Chinese travelling merchant who my his living by selling many shoes and other items so I had to run out of Tokyo his Aoyama's head tucked under my cloths, that's how the blood got on me, so anyway, I went back to his house where the rest of him was but the Chinese guy caught me and hit me with a herring,
then he wanted me to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with it so I told him its impossible to cut down a tree with a herring, so he was like 'Oh please, please, please, please' and he was a little freaky so I ran and he was screaming about a bad lion up his bottom… or something like that so I quickly escaped. Only to be caught again by one of his magical pixies, then I decided I have had enough, I hit them all with my kitty toy and insulted them and came back here " Anju smiled happily, Kish was still looking at the meat cleaver
"Uh, I was using this to… to cut the yummy cake he had, cause all of the knifes at his house had mysteriously disappeared, he said he thinks Ichigo had been stealing them for some strange reason… probably it had something to do with killing the baka ka blondie at the café…. Yup, disappearing knifes… ni ba!" The little girl said trying and failing to think of a good lie.
"You… killed that human?" Kish asked
"So? I only did what you always try to do, and I did it the right way, all you ever did was attack Ichigo and make him mad then tried to kill him, only to be wounded yourself, while I, planned it more carefully and got him while he was venerable. It got rid of him as a threat and you don't have to watch him with Ichigo all the time anymore, isn't that what you want?" Anju said darkly, it was scary when she acted like this, one minute she says 'ni ba' and is adorably cute and the next she's saying things about death and dreams of people burning.
"… But you're a kid! You can't kill someone!"
"Why not? Adults kill children, so what's the problem with children killing adults?"
"But! You can't!"
"Why are you so scared? I did this to help you nii-nii" Anju said, then she became sad. 'Aren't you happy nii-nii? Did I do something bad? …I was trying to help you…" She whimpered, crying.
Kish sighed "Anju…" but before he could say anything else, Anju eyes glowed turquoise
ANJU'S POV
I saw an unusual girl burning, her fur roasted, flesh rotting, peeling and burning, and her whole body turning black. And the whole time her screams filled my head. I clawed at my face and scalp trying to make it go away, but it wouldn't. I could feel her pain, it was the worst thing I've ever felt before. My legs collapsed underneath me and I hit the floor, I heard nii-nii yelling, he's scared, he's scared for me. In a few moments I was pressed against him, he held my arms trying to stop me moving. I heard footsteps and knew Hanyuu-chan, Pai-chan and Tart-chan had come, I've probably woken them up by screaming. I didn't care. Because that girl is real, that really happened to her.
I remember seeing her after that fire, her body was black, even her naturally turquoise eyes were yellowish from the heat of the fire, her sensitive cat ears were gone, completely burnt off, most of her tail was gone too, and you could see bone through the black, burnt flesh.
Poor Nemuri.
My body feels limp, nii-nii is shaking me, what? Am I asleep? He's telling me to wake up, but I'm tired! I wanna sleep.
"Don't go to sleep!" Kish wailed shaking little Anju, he wanted answers they were talking, her eyes glowed and then she just started screaming, as if she were in pain. A scratching her face making herself bleed and then fainted.
A little while later, they were in Kish's room, Anju still out for the count in the bed, Pai sitting at the desk working on a alien like laptop, Kish, Tart and Hanyuu sitting on the floor in a circle paying poker. Kish smirked.
"Hey Hanyuu, how about you and me leave the midget and go play some strip poker?" He smiled suggestively
"Do it and you die" She hissed at him
"How about another adult game?"
"What like 'How many times can you kick Kish in his balls before he cries?'" Hanyuu glared at Kish, who simply smirked and crawled over to her whispering something in her ear.
"YOU DIE NOW PERVERT!!!!" The red haired girl screeched at the green haired boy before pouncing on him and trying to strangle him, but Kish grabbed her wrists with one hand and wrapped his other arm around her waist, hugging her.
"So you want to be the dominant one, huh? I like dominating women!" Kish smiled sliding down under her a bit and rubbing his face against her breasts.
"EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! THAT IS JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!!!! YOU DIRTY PERVERT!!!!!!!!!" Hanyuu cried kneeing him in the balls then turning into a little white kitten again and running over to Pai and jumping onto the safety of his lap, hissing.
"Yeah, run to the arms of your beloved Pai, he'll protect you, poor little kitten" Kish moaned sitting up, Hanyuu hissed again and ran out the door.
"Why do the pretty ones always run?" He whined, Pai rolled his eyes but wasn't going anywhere near this perverted conversation.
"Cause you always scare them!" Tart mocked, poking his friend in the side. He turned around to find Anju sitting right next to him.
"HOLY CRAP!!!" Tart squealed falling over, almost peeing himself, Anju glared at him and hit him with her cat toy.
"You said a bad word! BAD TAR-TAR!!!"
"How did you get there?!?!" He asked still scared.
"I walked, silly" Anju smiled patting him on the head
"So what did you get up to last night little one?" Pai questioned turning his chair around.
"Helping Aoyama-chan put his head back on!"
"Yes, he was beheaded, and how did that happen?" The oldest alien asked raising his eyebrows.
"Those hair combs are very dangerous" Anju nodded "Yup, yup"
"Lets look at the evidence, shall we? You are covered in his blood, and you have a meat cleaver, and your excuse is that he cut his head off while combing his hair…?"
"It was a very sharp comb" Anju said crossing her arms.
"What is the problem? We all wanted him dead anyway, and she's only three years younger than me! So she's not a baby or anything" Tart asked
"You have seen Anju, right?" Kish asked pointing his little sister, who was dancing around with the cat toy. "Does that look like the sort of person who should be going around beheading people?"
"Do I look like the sort of person who wouldn't kill if I was in danger?" Anju asked popping up behind Kish.
"Don't sneak up on us!" Tart wailed.
"Sorry Tar-tar" Anju quickly hugged him
"What were you crying 'bout last night anyway? You woke me up!" Tart wailed poking Anju, Tart seems to like poking people…
"…Nothing"
"You don't start clawing at your own face for no reason"
"So you're saying I'm lying about not having a reason, when I do have a reason, but did you ever think that maybe my reasonable reason wasn't as reasonable as a reason as you think? And maybe that my not so reasonable reason for clawing my face was a reason for doing such as thing? Then we must consider the reason that I don't want to be reasonable to give you a good reason for clawing my face. And thus we shall now see that the whole reason for my unreasonable behaviour was that I do not wish to tell you of my reason for clawing at my own face." Anju finished her speech looking quite smug, the boys just stared blankly at her.
"So you are saying that you do not want to tell us why you were clawing at your face?" Pai asked.
"…Well, we first must look at my reason for not being reasonable, I do not wish to tell you my reasons possible because you wouldn't be able with your minds of so little believing that you would think my reasons for not telling you of my reasons of clawing my face because your little minds would not accept these reasons"
"… What are we talking about again?" Tart asked.
"I think she said she won't tell us why she was clawing her face because she thinks we will not believe her…" Pai said.
"Maybe that's what I said, and maybe its not, Ni ba!" Anju smiled walking into the bathroom and locking the door.
"My brain hurts…" Tart mumbled, was it possible that he had met someone even more crazy and confusing than Pudding? It seemed probable.
After Anju finally managed to wash all the blood off of her, she turned to go back out, when she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror. She was smirking evilly, she tried ignoring it, but when she reached for the door handle…
"Hey! Where do you think your going?"
Anju sighed and looked at the girl in the mirror. "What do you want now?"
"Why are you so busy trying to save the boy? When you should be saving Nemuri"
"But! I have to save nii-nii! He always takes good care of me! Cause we love each other and we promised we wouldn't get separated again! …And… And Nemuri-chan knows I can't go to her! I can't! we'll both get killed!"
"Your weak, that's why you won't even try to help her, they torture her everyday to make you come back, because they know you feel it when she hurts" The mirror Anju smirked.
"Your lying! I'm not weak! … I'm not!"" Anju cried as tears began poring down her face.
"Why won't you show him your real form, anyway?" The mirror Anju asked, and pair of light brown with light pale pink stripes cat ears popped out of Anju's head and a matching tail from under her dress.
"STOP IT!! JUST STOP IT!!!" Anju screamed
"Why? This is so much fun! And you don't deserve Nemuri's powers anyway!
"SHUT UP!!!!!!"
"Hey Anju are you ok in there?" Kish's voice was heard, the mirror Anju smirked then disappeared, so did Anju's cat ears and tail. She opened the door and came face to face with a worried looking Kish.
"What was that about? We heard you screaming!"
"… I slipped over and hit my head, but I'm fine now nii-nii" Anju lied before hugging Kish's waist.
"We're going to attack those mew mews, since Anju has kindly got rid of the blue knight, we should have no problem killing the mews" Pai said teleporting, followed by Kish and Tart.
"…Oh holy fuck" Anju murmured
"Why do you insist on hitting people when they swear, yet you do it yourself when nobody's listening?" Hanyuu sighed walking back into the room, in her normal form again.
"Dunno… I still don't like this…"
"…You mean… you still think your going to die?" Hanyuu asked
"Well… We're all going to die…" Anju muttered
"Oh bugger" Hanyuu sighed, then her brain caught up with the information "…WHAT?!?!?" she yelled
"But I killed the blue knight! But I still sense something bad is happening!"
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Cybil kitty- PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!! I know I shouldn't end there but I'm tired! (Heads whacks against the computer screen as she falls asleep)
Kish- What the…?
Cybil kitty- (Wakes up!) Please review, and make them long, I like long reviews teehee! Can anyone guess who 'Nemuri' is? And why Anju has cat ears? And she isn't another one of the horned experiments like Hanyuu, she's more important than that, SO PWEASE REVIEW I LOVE THE REVIEWS!!!!
I think Nemuri means 'sleep' in japanese, feh
Randomness
'"I love you Mr. Tree!" Aoyama, the nature lover said happily hugging a random tree, the tree didn't like him so it fell over and crushed him…'
From my random fic 'Isn't it ironic?