Another new chapter Not much to say anymore. Awk how sad
Although Beyond Birthday was mentioned If you don't know how that is then look him up
Disclaimer: I own nothing we've been through this, I got the gummie bear idea from Foamy the squirrel, which is funny most of the time anyway
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Mello sighed, for what must of been the eighth time that half hour, as he looked out of the window of the mini-van, they have been driving for about two hours now and of course because of his outrageous luck! And L's inability to see common sense when it came to driving, They. Were. Lost. But L as stubborn as he is, will not stop and ask for directions to their hotel, or even admit he was lost to anyone, he probably didn't admit it to himself. It annoyed Mello greatly as now in this moment of time he just wanted to get the the hotel, sneak away from everyone and sleep! Matt would be too preoccupied with the games room to even remember he was alive.
"Admit it" Light said folding his arms and turning towards his raven haired companion, who was grinding his teeth so hard it was surprising that they hadn't already turned to dust in his mouth. L turned to glare at him before turning his attention back to the road, a few moments past then L spoke up.
"No" he said, Light snorted at his childlessness, the great detective L, such a big baby!
"Your so childish!" he teased
"No!"
"What do you mean "no"?!"
"No means no, It's the opposite of yes, to disagree with, not wanting to, turning down, It's what makes sex, rape." L shot back, Mello smirked, L always had something to say, as disturbing as some of things may be.
"Your so gross" Misa said shrieking, Mello winced the volume that girl screamed was unbearable, he was surprised that the windows didn't crack!
"So's your face!" L said still full concentrating on the road, well at least it seemed that was what he was doing.
"Oh mature!" Misa said rolling her eyes
"So's your face!"
"That doesn't make sense!"
"Neither does you face" L grinned "Ohhhhhh somebody stop me!" he declared slamming the steering wheel, Matt and Mello started laughing, Light turned around and glared at him
"I'll stop you if you don't leave my Misa alone! So just stop!"
L looked at the seething brunette and his girlfriend, who had a vacant, slightly confused stare plastered on her make-up clad face, he smirked
"Oh really well then I just wont do anything. I'll just stop!" L said
L let go of the steering wheel and folded his arms, he then decided to sit in his famous position, crouched with his hands on his knees, he smirked evilly, Light looked at him, It took a couple of seconds for everyone to register what L had just done. Matt and Mello looked up at him, Mello looked at L, the to Light and finally to the steering wheel which no-one was holding.
"Argh!!" Screamed all participants in the vehicle, excluding L, who was still smirking evilly, he looked more like B than L now, maybe he'll kill someone. Light leaped out of his chair as fast as he could and grabbed the steering wheel, he was currently sitting in L's lap. L looked disturbed as his face was blinded by the shine of Light's hair and the weight of his "extraordinarily well toned butt" crushing him. It was all very disturbing.
Mello and Matt had both leaped towards the steering wheel but hit the two front seats and went crashing to the floor, Matt's DS and Mello's chocolate bar went flying across the mini-van floor, Misa screamed and leaped into Near's knee. Near had a very VERY red face.
"Your insane!" Light screamed at L, L lifted himself up and turned around to look behind him at the back of the mini-van, he seen Misa and Near "cuddling" in Near's seat, he decided not to ask any questions but reminded himself to congratulate Near later on. He looked down to see the red and blond duo lying in a heap on the floor, as usual Mello was screaming obscenities at poor Matt who was screaming about his beloved DS.
Light was now sitting comfortably in the drivers seat, he was sitting closer to the whell than a normal person would, but this could be due to the fact that L was still standing behind him.
"Well" Light called "How is everyone back there?"
L turned around to look at him "Oh they're alive!" he exclaimed "Don't worry your pretty big head Light-kun!"
"..."
"I'll kill you!" Light heard Mello scream, yes unfortunately he was still alive and probably aiming that threat at him, Mello would never say that to L the kid like idolized him, For reasons that Light didn't understand.
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Mello was slowly drifting on to a quiet nap, the incident had happened about ten minutes ago, now things had finally settled down again, Matt had found his DS and he had found his chocolate, Misa was denying sitting on Near, not that Mello really cared and L was thankfully not driving, he was sitting in the front seat eating more than likely. Mello rested his head on Matt's shoulder. Suddenly the mini-van came to a screeching halt, Mello, who wasn't wearing his seat-belt, flew into the driving-seat in front of him, he feel to the floor with a thud
"What the hell!" he yelled, he felt Matt grabbing his shoulder to help him up, he turned around to face his friend and put his hands on his shoulders as Matt hoisted him up. Light turned to face everyone, his arm resting on the back on his seat, smiling. L was still playing with what looked like food? It might not of been.
"We're stopping here" Light started
"Oh really I thought we were driving on by" Mello said sarcastically rolling his eyes, Light and Misa shot a glare at him
"Don't be sarcastic"
"Don't be ugly!"
Light tutted and sighed, Misa just glared at Mello, she hated how mean he was to her Light, she looked over at Matt and smirked, maybe she can get to Mello using his best friend. Matt should be easy to crack.
L sighed and got up, he opened the door and got out of the car, Light glared after him. How dare L leave during the middle of his very important speech! Light heard the van door open he turned around to see that everyone, besides Misa, was gone, he tutted and folded his arms
"It was a very important speech too!"
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Matt was practically running to keep up with his rampaging friend, Mello was currently storming towards the small cafe that Light had stopped at, Matt even left his DS behind to comfort Mello at whatever it was he was currently annoyed at. Now that's friendship!
"Mello! slow down!" Matt called after him, Mello stopped abruptly almost causing Matt to crash into him, he turned around so fast and grabbed onto Matt by his shirt collar, that poor little Matt didn't even have a change to react.
Matt stared fearfully at the seething chocolate lover, oh he wished he had some now to calm him down. Mello let him go almost as quickly as he had grabbed onto him and kept walking. Matt decided that it was best not to follow him at the moment, he would give him some time to cool down.
Matt looked at the seething Mello go inside the cafe, god help the people who come across him, he put his hands in his pockets to search for his beloved cigarette packet but couldn't find it. Hmm that was weird, maybe Mello took it for spite, he was evil that way. He turned to look to see if Mello was taunting him with it, but he couldn't even see him blond haired friend
"Looking for this" a seductive voice called, Matt turned around to see Misa holding his cigarette packet in the air, how she got it? he had no idea in hell!
"Uhhhhh" was all Matt managed to stutter out, Misa moved closer to Matt, who just stood there. You have to remember that little Matt has lead a sheltered life, were women were bad! And could give you diseases as Roger had always told them. And Matt was determined not to get cooties or whatever it was that girls had!
Misa chuckled slightly, "Your so cute! Misa like!" Misa placed the cigarette packet back into Matt's pocket, she kept her hand down touching his leg. Poor Matt was now feeling really uncomfortable, he tried to back away but Misa pushed herself onto him.
"Ummmm Misa.." he was cut off my Misa pulling Matt into a soft kiss, Matt's eyes opened wide
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Mello burst into the cafe and glared at all the people who were staring at him, he glanced around for a table and took the once closest to the window, he sat down with his back to the window. He grabbed a menu and placed his feet on the table, ignoring the stares he got from all the rude people.
Five minutes passed and the waitress had finally got the courage to go over to Mello and ask for his order
"Yes um sir what would you like to order?"
Mello looked at her as though she was stupid and sighed, "God!" he complained "I want a chocolate sundae and don't be harsh on the chocolate sauce, I want extra got that!"
The woman wrote as fast as she could and practically ran off, leaving Mello to sulk in peace until...
An old woman shoved her handbag under Mello's nose, Mello leaned back shocked and disturbed at this gesture.
"What the hell are you doing?" he yelled at the old lady, she looked taken aback, as though what she had just done was a normal everyday thing you do to people you do not know.
"I-I was offering you a sweet dear" she said sweetly, Mello looked at her, yup she must be deranged!
"Take one" she insisted, Mello grabbed her bag and looked into it to see it full of green gummie bears
"..."
"Why are all the gummie bears green!?"
"I ate all the other ones dear, I really don't like green ones."
"No-one likes the green ones!" Mello yelled, throwing her handbag at her "And what the hell makes you think that I would want them!" People stared in horror as they were covered in green gummie bears, as this rampaging teen looked as though he was going to give that old woman a heart attack, some people even ran out of the cafe.The owner came over and said for Mello to clam down, Mello had glared at him, the manager changed his tact and offered Mello the sundae for free, so he didn't have Mello shooting up the place and of course Mello thought was was a good deal, he smirked at the old woman before sitting down again. The woman left, mumbling something about leather and fetish, Mello turned to look out the window his eyes widened
Matt and Misa kissing?! No way!
Forgetting about his sundae, Mello grabbed his bag and ran outside pushing past mothers with children, like hell did he care, they were in HIS way!
"Stupid rug licker!" Mello screamed more to himself than to the other people around, mothers who heard him covered their children's ears so they didn't hear the inappropriate language that was spewing from Mello's mouth
"Matt!" Mello roared
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Matt pushed Misa away
"Your trying to give me cooties aren't you!" he screamed, Misa just looked at him blankly, he wasn't being serious was he?
Matt covered his mouth, God knows where Misa's mouth has been! On Light's...
"Matt!" He heard Mello roar, he turned around to see Mello charging towards him
Matt swallowed "Uh-oh!" he exclaimed
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I'm quite proud of this chapter for some reason
BTW MATT AND MELLO ARE NOT GAY!! JUST INCASE SOMEONE THINKS THAT, IF MY BEST FRIEND KISSED SOMEONE I DISPISED I WOULD ACT IN THE SAME EXACT WAY :P
next chapter "Don't lie to me!"
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