I know. 18 days. Over 2 weeks. The only reason you got his chapter is due to me logging on to my email and finding, to my ultimate shock, a new story favorite last monday. Someone favorited the story even though it isn't updated that much? THANK YOU! And thanks to everyone who has followed, favorited, or reviewed.

ATTENTION: I have 34 reviews. 50th reviewer will get their pairing written in the chapter after they review, no matter how many pairings I still have to write.

Disclaimer: I think it is obvious due to my crappy writing skills that I do not own Bleach.

Chapter dedicated to that random favoriter: quincy6556. And also to Gin's Lil Sis because Toshi/Ichi was a great idea and because I love your name. Yay Gin!

Ichigo Kurosaki: What... WHY?!

Orihime Inoue: Why what, Kurosaki-kun?

Ichigo Kurosaki: Why am I always uke?

Ishida Uryu: Oh, wow, Kurosaki... you're uke to Hitsugaya-taicho?! He's, like, four feet tall!

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Excuse me?!

Ishida Uryu: Oh... shit!

Ichigo Kurosaki: *eats popcorn*

Rangiku Matsumoto: Taicho! Stop!

Momo Hinamori: It's not a whole lot of use, Rangiku-san... when he gets like this... it's impossible to stop him!

Ishida Uryu: I COULD USE SOME BACKUP OVER HERE!

Ichigo Kurosaki: No way, Uryu. *eats more popcorn*

Rangiku Matsumoto: If you don't stop them, someone's going to get hurt!

Orihime Inoue: And since Urahara-san and Sado-kun are on their way to help Ishida...

Momo Hinamori: AH! Is Shiro-chan going to get hurt? :*(

Rangiku Matusmoto: Um... probably...

Ichigo Kurosaki: No. He's not. See you later, Inoue, I gotta go save Toshiro's ass.

Orihime Inoue: ...and now it's Kurosaki-kun and Hitsugaya-taicho against Sado-kun, Ishida-kun, and Urahara-san... why is Kurosaki-kun on Hitsugaya-taicho's side?

Karin Kurosaki: Um... Orihime-san... did you ever read the title of this page?

Orihime Inoue: ...oh, now I get it. Karin, did you do this?

Karin Kurosaki: No way!

Rangiku Matsumoto: Um... it was me.

Momo Hinamori: This was... you? Why?

Rangiku Matsumoto: Uh, because my captain has been moping ever since he last saw Kurosaki. It's totally obvious they're in love.

Yuzu Kurosaki: Come to think of it... is 'Shiro' short for 'Toshiro'? He's been muttering in his sleep...

Rangiku Matsumoto: There. Proof that it's mutual. This has been going on since... well, the incident with Hyorinmaru's other owner.

Momo Hinamori: ...and I never noticed. Wow...

Orihime Inoue: The fight's almost over...

Rangiku Matsumoto: What's happening?! Who's winning?!

Orihime Inoue: Kurosaki-kun and Hitsugaya taicho are almost done kicking Ishida-kun... I guess for calling Hitsugaya-taicho short?

Rangiku Matsumoto: It always takes at least a day for him to stop beating people up...

Orihime Inoue: No, Kurosaki-kun just touched his arm, and he's leaving them alone now... OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!

Rangiku Matsumoto: ...they just kissed, didn't they.

Orihime Inoue: Yup! :)

Gin's Lil Sis: KAWAII!

Karin Kurosaki: We really need to find out who these people are... okay with you, um... Miss Ichimaru?

Gin's Lil Sis: Whatever. SHIRO-CHAN AND ICHIGO JUST KISSED!

Toshiro Hitsugaya: ...you'd think the world just ended.

Ichigo Kurosaki: No kidding.

Karin Kurosaki: I didn't know Gin had a little sister...

Gin Ichimaru: I don't.

A/N- Yes, there is now a plot, sorta. Since this isn't a real fanfic story, I decided I won't put in a real plot, so instead they are trying to find out why these random people keep popping up. Whee. Good luck, they'll need it.

Again, the ONLY reason this chapter is up is because of quincy6556, so follow their example and fav, follow, or review so I keep getting those little reminders to keep writing this. Thanks. I know this was WAY late. I'm sorry, toriaezu, Sayonara!