Suburban Stupid REMADE!
Episode 4b: RANDOM Interlude!
Ruth was swagging around with a PSP and a water squirter found in the basement, Warren was finding some good stuff. ''The water squirter sucks to be honest.'' Warren said, now ''I actually got random chains! I'M FUCKING WHITE 50 CENT'' ''Shut up about CHAINS and PSPS, I found this weird-ass capsule with some black liquid. I don't know who's dumbshit enough to ''capture'' diesel, but this doesn't look like diesel or petrol.'' Leahwig said, knocking the capsule. ''Then it's a GOOD idea to smash it.'' Warren said, sarcastically and he sat down on the ''sofa'' and he bounced hard. ''PSH! I'm not that dumb.'' Leahwig boasted and she was leaning on some shelves, her right arm was on the capsule and said capsule was rolling fast and it broke.
All three of the basement thieves were looking at the broken capsule from different places. ''Well...some shit had to break.'' Ruth said, now looking at the capsule. ''I THOUGHT THE SOFA WAS SHIT!'' Warren yelled, from the broken sofa and he jumped off the sofa to a bad landing. ''Fast recovery!'' he shouted and he got up quickly, but Leahwig was stuck in the 'black mud'' ''Is it a bit fucked up that you're supposed to the smart girl with AWESOME skills in music and you got the black whatever on your feet? It's cool to look at.'' Warren said and he stepped away to call the police.
After all of three of them went to the park to hang around Dominic at the tram stop and Warren was carrying ''WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?'' Warren said, carrying Leahwig. ''Well, at least the liquid's gone.'' Leahwig said, jumping off Warren and then kicking him in mid-air. ''Some big-ass capsule broke in the basement and I got oiled or something.'' ''Wait, why was the big-ass capsule in the block's basement?'' Dominic asked Warren, but the jerk simply shrugged as he hadn't seen the capsule before. ''IT'S SOME experimental crap capsule that some scientist made before becoming a bad guy and he went to normal after washing his whole body. In other words, it's some bad guy liquid, which can be washed off and it's gonna emephinze the shit traits of you.'' Dominic said. ''Shut up, you're boring me to death.'' Leahwig said and she was sitting on the cool bench of the tram stop.
Two hours later, at 7pm, Leahwig was hanging out with Danson and Barry in her room, when she felt some strange feeling, randomly got these purple eyes from nowhere and suddenly she felt odd as hell. ''What's wrong with her?'' Danson asked and she was now laid down on the bed with a smug smile. ''That's odd. She almost never ever has purple eyes!'' Danson shouted. ''Dude, that's bad and you should go away while this is happened.'' Barry said and he ran away from the room. ''Wait, why THE fuck do I have-OH NO, RUN AWAY!'' Leahwig shouted, looking in the mirror and Danson walked away really fast to the sofa as in he jumped downstairs to the sofa and he was watching Catfish on her stamsong HD tv.
Half an hour later, Leahwig came downstairs and she was angry for no reason. ''Dude, Tumblr sucks ass because all of the fucking social justice warriors on there and they should be a bit dead from the computer exposure.'' she snarked and she punched Danson. ''FUCK TUMBLR and maybe Youtube and Deviantart. I don't know why, but I got this feeling to DO A RANT VIDEO while being smug! What, really? Why would I do th-Shut up!'' ''Just go to bath, sister.'' Danson said, but she refused and she started to protest for no reason because it was too early. ''Go do whatever greedy shit you're doing.'' Barry said and he was grabbed on the ear by Leahwig and was dragged to the door and the door was slammed hard and Danson was ''locked'' in the house. ''Damn, she got the keys.'' Danson said and he was stuck inside the apartment. ''It's not bad at all except I'm stuck and alone.'' he said to himself.
Episode 4c is coming soon and IT WILL STAR MEG!