Siryn stood naked in front of him. "I want you..." she whispered. "... Hell Yeah!" Deadpool declared. Unusually, Deadpool was completely aware of what was happening. Probably. He was hallucinating. As such, it didn't really matter how he reacted so he might as well just go ahead and fuck her.

She straddled his waist and his hands flew to her sides. She flicked her flowing red hair to one side then leant down and kissed him. As they made out, Wade ran his hands up her torso until he found her breasts and groped them hard. Her nipples were hard; they always were when he was dreaming. He was working her breasts hard, evoking low groans and high moans from her.

She pushed him away with one hand and slid down his body until her lips met his rock hard penis. She licked her lips. It was Wade's turn to moan as he felt her soft Irish lips press against the head of his cock. Her head started to gently bob up and down.

Wade had always imagined Theresa would be fantastic at blowjobs and his imagination wasn't letting him down now. Her lips were tightly wrapped around his penis and her tongue was ravishing it. Her mouth moved up and down, sliding over his shaft and he felt his cock going further down her throat each time. He started to gradually flick his hips up, fucking her orally with vigour and lust.

They rolled over so he was pounding her face down into his bed, her tongue worked overtime to compensate. She was gasping for breath when he came to a halt and pulled out. He cupped her face and rubbed her cheeks as he looked at her, smiling. "Would you like me to screw you now?" he asked. Siryn grinned: "Please Mr Deadpool, I need your goodness inside me." Deadpool cocked his head; he was pretty sure she didn't speak like that, it sounded more like Bob to be honest. He shrugged, she was still hot.

He gripped her hips and pushed into her vagina. She gasped as his cock penetrated her pussy. Wade wasted no time getting started as he pumped his cock in and out ferociously, not letting up for a moment. He groped her ass as he fucked her, his hips grinding into hers with each forwards movement. Her legs were up in the air as he came down on her again and again. His hands dragged down her butt and along her thighs before grasping her calves and pulling back for one final thrust.

Theresa shrieked out as he gave one tremendous push into her, as far as his dick would go. She held onto him tightly as he came, filling her pussy with his 'goodness.' He slumped down once his explosion was over. He lay there on top of her, as still as a log for the longest time before she finally spoke up: "You going to move anytime soon?" Wade looked at her: "Nope." If you get up then she'll leave. The yellow caption box told him, agreeing with his decision. But if she's just your imagination then what difference does it make? The white caption box protested. "A man's gotta dream." Deadpool responded out loud and promptly went to sleep.

Siryn's eyebrow was raised as Deadpool's eyelids fluttered shut. The last thing that entered Deadpool's mind before he fell asleep was the white caption box: If this was a dream then why would we be going to sleep..?

Author's Notes: This is the final chapter of SeX-Men, but the Children of the Atom returned in Dark Phoenixes