Title: Rubber Substitution

Victim/s: Mihawk & Hancock (with a dash of Shanks & Luffy)

A/N's: Here is a bit of Boa as requested by Poseida Lunar! Hope you like!

Also note now that I'm back to writing my serious stories I might not update with this more then once a week or less. Sorry. T.T

BUT! Feel free to place in requests if you have not seen me prank one of your fav chars yet and I will try (keyword here) to do them though females are a bit hard to do xD Damn Sanji and his nobility xD

P.S The spelling on Hancock's name when Luffy is saying it is meant to be wrong ^.^

Sanji leaned on the counter island in kitchen his back to the table as he was busy smoking a cigarette and looking through a book of Den Den Mushi numbers to government officials and such that he had picked up an hour ago from a raid on a marine ship that had been stupid enough to attack them.

Luffy and Usopp sat at the table talking about something but when the word date was mentioned Sanji became all ears.

"I don't know what she is thinking I already told her no three times now. Yet Hancrek is still saying she will be waiting at Le Mettie restaurant for me that's on the next island a week from now at 6pm." frowned the captain then turned to look to Sanji having a bright idea or so he thought and smiled as he asked, "Hey Sanji how do you do it?"

The question made Usopp look back and forth between the two and could already see what was coming and hurried to get up out of the way.

The blonde raised a curled brow. "Do what Luffy?"

"Repeal women so easily." smiled on the captain.

After kicking the living crap out of Luffy and then Usopp too for just being there and even kicking them both out of his kitchen he was still pissed. He most certainly did not repeal women he thought to himself while puffing away on three cigarettes at once due to the irritation of his foul mood.

Noticing the book of numbers again he picked it up and blinked at the name he saw there. Well maybe this would make him feel better. He headed over then to the Den Den Mushi.

…

Mihawk's portable mini Den Den Mushi went off and the man answered it having been doing nothing before other then sailing on his little boat alone and kinda board in all honesty.

"Good evening." he answered.

"Hello! I'm Todd, I'm from Date a Bank Romance!" came an overly cheerful voice.

Mikawk blinked and stared at his Den Den Mushi as the little snail took on a creepy gay looking face expression.

"And I'm calling for Mr. Juracule Mihawk."

"Huh that would be me but I'm sorry I'm not interested…" he was cut off.

"Oh no, no you silly, silly boy! I'm not selling anything I'm calling to tell you about the free membership you were gifted by your dear friend Shanks!"

Mihawk's right eye twitched. "Maybe you could refund it then because…" again he was cut off.

"Oh stop! Don't be a party pooper you! Besides Shanks already filled out most of your information and submitted a video of you that has been circulating around here like a wild fire darling. I have never seen the girls go so crazy over something before."

"He did what!" a faint blush then came do the man's face as he thought about it. "Erm…what was on the tape?"

"Oh you know some of your sword fights, Shanks saying some sweet things about you, you drunk and nude with a banana up your ass, you drinking with your friends at a party, you hanging out on the beach, you know the normal stuff." the man said all very fast.

"W-wait what was that one about a banana?" Mihawk's eyes nearly bugging out of his head.

"Oh honey don't sweat the trivial stuff, life is to short for that anyways. What I'm calling for is to help you pick out one the lovely young ladies for your first date!"

"I really don't know about this…" sure it had been awhile since he had last been on a date but to use some service…then again it was free.

"Well everything is worth a try come on what do you say."

Frowning Mihawk weighed it out. What was the worst that could happen after all? "Very well then…"

And so the world's greatest Swordsman listened and ended up settling on some girl named Sally. Sally was a good dependable name he tried to assure himself.

…

One week later (roughly around 6pm)…

Boa Hancock sat in Le Mettie restaurant waiting for Luffy, her hands clasped together as she could see the events of the night all planed out now and of course the evening would end with a kiss! Her cheeks blushed at the very thought of it all.

Mihawk then walked up to the table, "Miss Sal… I mean Miss Hancock." Mihawk bowed greeting the woman whose costume really looked like the real thing! He was rather surprised. The Monkey D. Luffy outfit he wore seemed like trash next to hers, he would really need to find out where she did her shopping.

Boa blinked and looked up at Mihawk, "Why are you wearing that!"

The swordsman stood up straight and fidgeted in the red vest, "Well it's my costume of course." He explained as dignifiedly as he could. Todd had explained to him how this date event would be at a costume themed restaurant and how they were sups to stay in character or at lest keep to the names they were dressed as and Todd had signed him up to go as Luffy.

Boa gasped. Of course! No wonder Luffy put up so much a fight of coming here tonight. He was a wanted man after all. Yet for his love for her he had found a way using his rubber powers to make himself look like another! "Oh my! You truly are amazing Luffy!"

…

Three days later…

Luffy walked into the kitchen scratching his head holding a thank you card. "Sanji…I was here three days ago right?"

Sanji looked up from cutting up some vegetables. "Of course, what kind of dumb question is that?"

"Well I just got this thank you card from Hancook and saying she had a wonderful time but understands why I have been refusing her…"

Sanji raised a brow, "Eh?" The date had worked out? He questioned to himself.

Luffy shrugged, "For some crazy reason now she thanks I gay….HEY! Is that the way you do it Sanji?"

A vein stressed it's self on the side of Sanji's head then he tore after the rubber bastard.