'We don't own OHSHC!'

I entered the host club to find it flooded with vampires, and a pair of French maids.

"Nothing scary eh?" I asked them.

"Where's your costume Yu-Chan?"

"Demons don't come out during the day Nosferatu." I told him. Yes, sadly my dress ware has yet to change.

"Yune-Senpai, get dressed." Kyouya ordered.

"I decline. I won't be able to do a thing today. I have work to do else where. You guys free tonight?" They nodded yes. "Wanna come down to my place? The town is having a Halloween party, any of you interested?"

"What kind of party Yune?" Tamaki asked.

"The Halloween kind. What more do you need? Meet me at my place at 10," I took Mori's hat and placed it so my face would darken. "If your man enough." I cackled, then left so I could prepare for Halloween.

I was no more then feet away from the exit when I felt something being removed from my head. I spin around only to slam into Mori. I guess I caught him of guard, because he fell with me.

"Well hello Mori, fancy meeting you here." I told him, putting my elbows on his chest, fingers under my chin. "Need something?"

"Hat." He said, placing it back on his head.

"Alrighty then. Anything else?" He shook his head.

"No, well I guess I'll be going then." I got off of Mori and offered my hand. He took it and we were both on our feet. He had a small blush etched on his face, making him look adorable.

'What a weird thought. Adorable?'

'What's wrong with admitting that Mori is attractive?'

'I suppose this is your doing then.'

'You need a little shove.'

'Why Mori?'

'What's wrong with Mori?'

'I just don't think I need a man.'

'We're going have to fix that.'

'You know what, I think I prefer Author 2's way.'

'Very well.'

'Damn, that wasn't a good idea.'

"Yune." I broke from my trance and looked at Mori.

"Hmm. Sorry I wasn't listening." He gave me a big smile and patted my head.

"Have a good day, see you tonight."

"You too, and remember come in costume."

I spent the next unending hours setting up for Halloween. I decorated my apartment and it's outside until I could no more. I had a dummy hanging in my living room, another dummy stabbed to death watching my food, and a third under my bed. My sink was filled with 'blood', and fog clouded the bathroom.

"Hehehe." I laughed to myself. I exited my apartment and set up my part of the street.

"Yu-Chan!" Came a cheerful sound. Next thing I know he's around my neck.

"Hey Hunny." He looked like Wrath, (anime version)! He even dress his Usa-Chan up. It looked like Gluttony… I think. "Nice costume."

"You're still not in yours Yu-Chan."

"The costume comes last. I need to finish up here then I'll be in my costume." I put Hunny down and resumed my work on the dead man below me.

"Need help?" Mori asked. I looked over and caught myself blushing. It was dark so I doubt he saw.

"I'm fine thanks anyways." Mori looked like ENVY from Fullmetal Alchemist! The skirt/shorts thing, the small and tight tank top, the ouroboros tattoo on his leg. Did I mention the very short skirt thing?! It didn't even come to his knees!

"Yune-Senpai!" Tamaki called. He was Inuyasha and Kyouya who fallowed behind was Miroku. Kyouya's costume made me chuckle.

"Miroku, to warn you ahead of time, worker relationships never last!" I yelled at him. He didn't seem pleased, probably because Tamaki dragged him out here. This didn't seem like a Kyouya thing.

"Guess who I brought!" Tamaki presented a Kagome/Haruhi.

"Where's Sango and Shippo?"

"In French maid's costumes." Kyouya told me. "Due to your bet, we couldn't pull this off correctly."

"Crap! I forgot something at my place, hey could you guys finish this up?" I ask pointing at the dead man. "Just put this on his chest, I'll be right back!" I ran off handing Mori a bottle of blood. He poured the blood on, the group closely watching.

"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" The body shot up, grabbing Tamaki by the collar. "I demand brains!" Yelled the corpse, leaving Tamaki frantic. The group jumped away from the menace, all fearful of this monster.

"Ahahahahhahaha! Good job Demitri!"

"Really? I thought I was very good too!" Demitri took off the bald mans mask. "This make-up hurts, how long do I have to do this?"

"You can take it off after the hanging!"

"Fine. Go get into costume, we have to go to the bar in a couple of minutes!"

"Bar?" Tamaki repeated.

"You only get in trouble if the cops catch you with alcohol." I ran off into my house before anymore questions could be raised.

Once in my bathroom I put on my skull, black robe, and slipped a bracelet I made. Inside was 50 small spiders I could release at will. Exiting the bathroom I found my hand made sickle, and contacts.

The contacts turned both eyes red, and the eye drops turned the white part of my eyes black. I was ready.

"So, what do you think of my costume?" I heard Senro ask through the outside of my door.

"It looks great!" 'Perfect.' I opened the door slowly. Tamaki had his back to the door, so I seized this perfect opportunity. I grabbed him with my bony fake hand and pulled him back.

"Do not ask for who the bells tolls, it tolls for thee." I spoke into the amplifier in my skull. It altered my voice to make it sound hallow and demonic.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!" Tamaki screamed.

"Don't worry, its just Yune." Demitri told him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Of course, Tamaki wasn't able to hear over his screaming.

"TAMAKI! IT'S YUNE!" I yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" We all put our hands over our ears least we go deaf. Instead of trying a shouting match again, I kicked him in the head. He fell into the street and silenced for a minute.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" He started shouting.

"Dear Lord. Just leave him." I walked off pulling Demitri with me. After a few minutes the rest of the group fallowed. I looked back to see Tamaki with a large piece of duck tape over his mouth.

"Tamaki, if I scare you that bad, you should leave now." He went to run off when Hunny grabbed him by his pants to pull him forward.

"It'll be ok Tama-Chan!" Hunny forcibly took the poor boy with us.

"Where's Senro?" I asked. "I heard him talking earlier, but never saw him."

"He went ahead of us. Oh, Yune."

"Yeah?"

"Promise not to scream when you see him?"

"Why would I scream?" I couldn't think of single thing that would make me scream. Well, that was before I saw him at the bar.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I let out a high pitched shriek and ran out of the area. I had to get away, least I be seen with him.

"Come on BEST FRIEND!" He yelled running after me.

"Stay away from me! I don't know you!!!!!!!!!!" I ran even faster, and ended up running into someone. I hit that person and landed on him.

"Ow, sorry." When I got, I found out I squashed Hunny… The poor guy looked as flat as a bored.

"YUNE!" Senro hugged be from the back and announced to the everyone in the bar. "I'M WITH THIS ONE! YUNE'S MY BEST FRIEND! OVER HERE!"

"Senro YOU JERK! Your sooooo embarrassing!"

"That's Princess of the Plum Fairies to you!" Just to humiliate me, he dressed up as a fairy princess…

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now I'm going to be known as the friend of the fairy boy." I sobbed.

"Best friend. More like brother."

"I don't have to take this!" I rose my sickle.

"What are you doing with that?" Senro asked backing away.

"Something I should have done a long time ago!" I took aim at his pink wings, and swung. I missed, and hit is chest instead. Blood poured from the wound.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The host club screamed. Kyouya took out his cell phone, probably going to call the cops and the hospital. I grabbed his cell and hung up.

"Don't worry, the authorities will be here soon, but until then." I showed off my weapon. "Why don't we have some fun? Wahahahhahahahhahah!"

"I get it! It's a trick!" Hunny said, calming everyone else down.

"Well, I guess we're done for now."

"Darn, I thought this would work." Senro whined, whipping the blood from his too-too.

"I'm going to go to Hell if you need me."

"Yu-Chan, you're not going to Hell!" Hunny reassured me. It really was cute how innocent he acted.

"Don't worry Hunny, it's the name of the haunted house I work at. You should come."

"Hell no!" Demitri and Senro told me.

"Sissies."

"You guys?"

"We aren't going!" Tamaki ordered. "If Senro and Demitri have a reason not to go, then it's not safe!"

"Alright then. I'll be back out in 10 minutes top. Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone!"

Normal POV

The host club split up and looked around the fearful place.

"Tamaki Suoh." A gypsy woman stated.

"How do you know my name?" In splitting off, Tamaki ended up alone, wandering the place.

"I am a Seer. I know, and I see all. You came here by fate, there is something you wish to know."

"Well there is something I wanted to ask." The Seer gestured him to sit in the chair across from her.

"Put your hand on the table, and close your eyes young master."

"Don't you want to know what I want to ask?"

"I already know. Now, put your hands on the table so we may gather the spirits. They will help you in your path for knowledge." Tamaki did as he was told. "Now, close your eyes." The Seer mumbled some words, and got out a vial of purple liquid.

"Open your eyes Tamaki. Take this vial and drink every drop." Tamaki took the vial and drank every drop. "Now, until the clock strikes midnight, you will no longer be Tamaki. You will be Ikamat. He is everything Tamaki is not. Your exact opposite! It will take effect after you leave this room."

"Thank you madam!" The Seer held out her hand.

"20 yen." Tamaki left the small tent and indeed felt different. He felt inexplicitly evil. He looked around wondering what mischief he could commit. Then he found the perfect target.

"Sir, may I have some Sakae?" Tamaki asked the bar man.

"Why of course sir! 40 yen." Tamaki took the bottle of Sakae and poured it in a small cup.

"Hunny-Senpai!" He beckoned.

"Hey Tama-Chan! Are you having fun?"

"Yeah. Hey I got some tea for you!" Tamaki handed the cup to Hunny who drank it with question.

"This is really good Tama-Chan! Where'd you get it?"

"Don't worry Hunny-Senpai! I have all the tea you'll need." Tamaki held the bottle with its label ripped of and handed it to Hunny. "Hunny-Senpai, did you know that commanders here just drink it from the bottle? It was fun, you should try it!"

"Ok Tama-Chan!" Hunny drank every drop from the bottle while Tamaki went searching for another target.

"Oh Kyouya!" Tamaki said oh, so sweetly. Kyouya reluctantly came over.

"Do you need something Tamaki?"

"I left my wallet in that scare room over there, can you get it! I'm too scared to get it." He flashed Kyouya an innocent smile.

"Fine." Tamaki scurried away after he heard the screams of girls. He placed a sticker on the lady sign on the door so Kyouya would ignorantly enter the bathroom. Being dressed as Miroku didn't save him what so ever. In fact, he was slapped even harder. He came out of the bathroom face crimson with blush and hand marks.

"Hehehehehhehehehehe!" Tamaki laughed sinisterly.

Tamaki had only one target left. Haruhi. Spying her talking to Yune, he crept over to the spot.

"Hey girls." He smirked.

"I've been looking for you Tamaki!" Yune said. She grabbed him and Haruhi by the arm and led them to a small pool of blood red water. "Want to bob for apples?"

"Sounds like fun Yune-Senpai!" Haruhi answered.

"Ok, that'll work."

"Pardon Tamaki."

"Nothing, nothing!"

"Okay, start bobbing in three, two, one." Yune blew on a whistle and everyone started biting apples. In the end Tamaki grabbed one lone apple, and Haruhi snatched 6.

"Not bad, now lets see if you can eat them all."

"TAMAKI!" Kyouya yelled. "What the Hell!" He grabbed his friend by the collar and pinned him against a wall.

"What happened to you, get in a slapping match, hands behind your back?" Yune joked.

"He led me in the woman's restroom." Kyouya gritted his teeth at the memory.

"That's not like Tamaki."

"Senpai, why would you do that?" Haruhi asked.

"I am not Tamaki, I am Ikamat!" He spat back.

"Tamaki, if it helps at all, its 12:35." Yune broke Kyouya and Tamaki apart. "You've been talking to the 'Seer' haven't you?"

"Who?"

"The leader of the Halloween gypsy's. she specializes in potions, or to the thinking person, colored water."

"Colored water?" Tamaki tilted his head.

"You guys should get home." While Haruhi and Kyouya took Tamaki home, Yune searched for Hunny and Mori.

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Yune's POV

"Yune!" I turned around and saw Mori running to me with Hunny in his arm.

"Yeah."

"Where's Tamaki?"

"He went home, why?"

"Oh, so Tama-Chan went home. He's such a -hic up- pansy!"

"What happened to him?"

"Tamaki gave him some tea."

"Oh boy. Mori, put Hunny down and let me see something." I backed away ten paces, and Mori put Hunny down.

"Hunny come over here for a sec. Walk as strait as you can." Hunny walked three steps and fell.

"Mitsukuni!" Mori went to Hunny's aid and picked him back up.

"How much tea did you have?"

"Tama-Chan gave me a whole bottle!"

"Sorry to break it to you Mori, but he's trashed." Mori looked in horror at his little cousin. "Mori, why don't you two stay at my place for the night. I don't think your family would like me that much if you go home in this condition." I grabbed his free hand and lead him out of the bar.

When we got to my place Demitri and Senro were watching TV already changed into there pajamas.

"Yune! Bought time you got here!" Senro greeted.

"Hey, are those two staying here?" Demitri asked.

"Mori the bathrooms over there. Give me a sec and I'll get you two a change of clothes."

"Do we get to wear your clothes -hic up- Yu-Chan."

"Yeah."

"YAY! We get to -hic up- wear Yu-Chan's clothes!" Mori entered the bathroom without another word.

"How much did he have?" I plopped down on the coach in between Senro and Demitri before answering.

"A full bottle."

"Not bad for a little guy. You'd think he would be unconscious by now." Said Senro.

"He staying Yun?"

"They both are."

"Boys staying at your house? I will not allow it!" Demitri yelled dramatically.

"But if no boys can stay where will you go?" Demitri sat back down and drowned his defeat in soup. In the mean time I gathered some clothes. Mori and are the same size, but Hunny… He would have to settle for a large shirt.

'Knock.'

"Mori." I called into the bathroom. "I got you" Mori opened the door before I could finish. Lucky for me, Demitri and Senro were glued to the TV, because this could have gotten me in a lot of trouble. Mori came out in a towel.

"Here, got you some clothes."

"Thanks." He turned back and shut the door behind him.

The rest of night consisted of putting Hunny in bed. This took a long time. About 3 hour's worth of time. Apparently he wanted to go parting.

I swear, drunk boys are more trouble then there worth.